Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao

[sonalisingh]

Mandu,

Ek baat tae mann-ne padege. Tu eh sae mera sab tae bada bhagt. Woh Leele (Satpal Dalal) bhi kammae na likda. Jab ole padan laage tae, issa kasuta bhaaj eeb tahin na paa liya.

Iss baat pe ek baat yaad ayee. Le sun:

Ek be ek gham dhore ek Hanuman ka mandir tha. Ude roz ek Pandit err ek Jat jaaya karte nem tae. Pandit tae Hanuman ki murti pe mala chadanta err prasad dharta, err Jat de litran-de litran Murti ne pita, gaali de de kae.

Yoh unka roj ka kam tha.

Ek din ke hoya. Kati dharti pad toofan aa ga. Kasta meen err aule. Saare rashte bhi tut-fut ge. Pandit ne soccha, aaj tae taal karoon. Kaal dugna prasad chada doonga. Meen men kukar jaaon.

Lekin Jat ka tae tunnae bera eh sae. Nu bola, iss saale baandar ne na chodoon. Cha kucch ho ja. Tae woh apne leetran na tha kae pahoonch gaya dookhi-sookhi honta.

Ude dharan laga Hanuman pe de litar-de lita...gali galoch ke saath.

Ek dam tej roshni ke saath Hanuman parkat huve aur Jat ko apne darhsan diye. Bola, bhai Jat tera jissa kastua bhaqt tae munaaue aaj tak na dekh liya. Tu eh mera saccha sae.

:-D

Tae, Mandeep Ji, munnae tae laage sae ki munnae bhi parkat hona padega teri khatir.

:-D :-D :-D

Mandeep Bamal (Sep 16, 2004 12:41 p.m.):
Manne to ulta teri fikar hoye jya se Tai..makha kade kime keh diya to angrezi main birdandi haandi jaagye..khiji hod baandri dhyal..;-)

 

[alkesh]

Sonali,

why don't you open a chat window, so that you can have your free time, whoever you want to show your power in whatever way you have. Unnecessary you are wasting precious time of others, who either are students or working people, not sitting IDOL like you.

Please make this site more knowledgable and helpful for fellow jats, rather than taking personal issues here. if you have personal issue, come to next jat diwali party here in bay area and we will take care of you. read my old posting how to join it. if you think its waste of time, (joining the group) than this is 1000 times more time waste, what you are doing here.

Humble advice, no pun intended!

 

[sonalisingh]

Choudhry,

I am sure people are smart enough to take care of their own time. I don't see why you needed to come this far ! After the first couple of postings you should have stayed away from this thread.

Please worry about your own time. Let others take care of theirs, will you. Give others the credit to judge and decide for themselves. Will appreciate that.

Chao!

Choudhary (Sep 16, 2004 02:14 p.m.):
Sonali,

why don't you open a chat window, so that you can have your free time, whoever you want to show your power in whatever way you have. Unnecessary you are wasting precious time of others, who either are students or working people, not sitting IDOL like you.

Please make this site more knowledgable and helpful for fellow jats, rather than taking personal issues here. if you have personal issue, come to next jat diwali party here in bay area and we will take care of you. read my old posting how to join it. if you think its waste of time, (joining the group) than this is 1000 times more time waste, what you are doing here.

Humble advice, no pun intended!

 

[alkesh]

I have no doubt, what people have judge about you, so far!!! why I came this far??? if you can post 100 post on irrelevant topic, i can post one relevant post on irrelevant topic.

And finally, believe it or not, i haven't read what you post , because, i read what interest me not your personal life. i know many people personally here . there is a lot going in their life too, but they never mention here. if you are professional, you will understand that. As i said, if you enjoy talking in your haryanvi language with some people, open a chat box( jatland provide that for FREE) or send them pvt email. they will gladly reply to your gmail account, which has 1000 MB quota.... if you have one by now, if you don't have one, let me know, i have six open invitation, i know you will say NOOOOOOOOoo, so i will take my word back.
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take care!

 

[jtsagi]

Google search engine has reported an increase in traffic for the following string "SONALI SINGH" in the last few days ........
sonali tera te kimme hove konya par yahan aale jat do char different sonalia ke divorce jaroor kara ke manenge ib te unke phone number or address bhi tangan lag rahe se
if you are a divorce lawyer teri to jama bat ban gayee free ka business milan lag raha se

Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:54 a.m.):

Given the following:

1) Name
2) IP Address
3) Education:
4) Languages spoken: English, Haryanvi, Hindi
5) A B&W picture and the well known fact that the woman is stunningly gorgeous !
6) Region: Bay Area
7) Profession
8) Marital Status
9) Approximate age
10) Tribal identity

How many man months does it take for nerdy engineers to locate this woman ? :-D

Vaise, if anyone does find me, then please drop by for a cup of coffee. Don't shy away.
:-D

 

[sonalisingh]

You're wasting your time Choudhry. Focus on what is relevant and important to you. You are your own best judge. And that applies to everyone. It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to filter down and focus on what one wants. People here aren't fools.

Apna bhasan apne pass rakh !

Chalo, aab jao ! Had your say. Ab jaao na, yaar. Jao....

Choudhary (Sep 16, 2004 02:55 p.m.):
And finally, believe it or not, i haven't read what you post , because, i read what interest me not your personal life. i know many people personally here . there is a lot going in their life too, but they never mention here. if you are professional, you will understand that. As i said, if you enjoy talking in your haryanvi language with some people, open a chat box( jatland provide that for FREE) or send them pvt people.
take care!

 

[sonalisingh]

Ha ha ha ha
:-D

Tu kit tha chorre ? Yahre ardo-2 aa jaan saen, err phir unne bahar jaan ka rashta na paanta !
Dhukee mar mar ke kadna pade sae.

Err nu bhi na ki ko baat kehni ho, haansi mazaak ki. Kaam khan rola macchan laag ja sae.

Tu aa sae tae hansa ka tae ja sae. Tera ghana time waste tae na hon laag ra sae ? Kade mera pa sar ho jaan sare...mahra baalak padhan likhan ke bajaaye, galat lugaaye ke chakkar main fas ga... ha ha ha ha :-D

Main kati jimewaar na sun....

Jatin Singh (Sep 16, 2004 03:04 p.m.):
Google search engine has reported an increase in traffic for the following string "SONALI SINGH" in the last few days ........
sonali tera te kimme hove konya par yahan aale jat do char different sonalia ke divorce jaroor kara ke manenge ib te unke phone number or address bhi tangan lag rahe se
if you are a divorce lawyer teri to jama bat ban gayee free ka business milan lag raha se

Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:54 a.m.):

Given the following:

1) Name
2) IP Address
3) Education:
4) Languages spoken: English, Haryanvi, Hindi
5) A B&W picture and the well known fact that the woman is stunningly gorgeous !
6) Region: Bay Area
7) Profession
8) Marital Status
9) Approximate age
10) Tribal identity

How many man months does it take for nerdy engineers to locate this woman ? :-D

Vaise, if anyone does find me, then please drop by for a cup of coffee. Don't shy away.
:-D

 

[jtsagi]

This is amazing. How can you judge somone when you dont even know about them. Maybe Jats are too good reading minds of people sitting on internet. I really wish to thank god for not giving me that skill.

I will make another futile attempt to make things clear. I and everyone on here knows that this post is full of bakvaad....dont need a rocket scientist to figure that one out. If you dont like reading it, please MOVE ON......

Have a nice day!

Choudhary (Sep 16, 2004 03:00 p.m.):
I have no doubt, what people have judge about you, so far!!! why I came this far??? if you can post 100 post on irrelevant topic, i can post one relevant post on irrelevant topic.

 

[jtsagi]

ke baat tu te meri maan dhal baat karan lag rahee se ib lugaaye te howe hi phasan khatir karen se
yhade thodi der aake haans liya ke aur ke maine ke kisi ke bhaans(buffalo) kholni se yhade hehehehe
in do char ardo te hi te sama bandh raha se aur aane do
chinta maina kar yeh te nu hi rola machate rahan kar ghar main biwi jo pita kar hain inki udde te kuch bol na sakte yhade ek kar bechare sher ban jaya kare se aur phir tere jootein kha kar bhag jaya kare sein hahahaha

tere koi bill bharan ne aa raha hain na mere apna ghar aale gailen bas mauz liya je yeh te nuhe hi chalta rahega

Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 03:10 p.m.):
Ha ha ha ha
:-D

Tu kit tha chorre ? Yahre ardo-2 aa jaan saen, err phir unne bahar jaan ka rashta na paanta !
Dhukee mar mar ke kadna pade sae.

Err nu bhi na ki ko baat kehni ho, haansi mazaak ki. Kaam khan rola macchan laag ja sae.

Tu aa sae tae hansa ka tae ja sae. Tera ghana time waste tae na hon laag ra sae ? Kade mera pa sar ho jaan sare...mahra baalak padhan likhan ke bajaaye, galat lugaaye ke chakkar main fas ga... ha ha ha ha :-D

Main kati jimewaar na sun....

 

[bnashier]

Baat ya se, bus hans hans ke bada maja awa se, en ardo's ke bhasan pad ke. Kam dham ke baad kuchh hasne ke liye chahiye, warna to buri halat ho jaagi.

Angerezi mein kuchh esa se kahawat se:

Too much sanity can drive you insane.

Sonali, Jatin, Bamal etc. bas lage raho. We need laughter!

 

[sonalisingh]

Budh, kahan gayab ho gaye the aap. Good to see you back. Looks like the stock market is hot these days. So we see less action from you here.

Koi hot tips ho toh batana. Have some money lying around. Better put it to good use. Otherwise I'll just waste it on all those manicures/pedicures.

Soochtee hoon koi acchey investments kar loon. Kuvaari rahe gaye toh bhudape mein sahare milega. :-D

Budh Nashier (Sep 16, 2004 04:51 p.m.):
Baat ya se, bus hans hans ke bada maja awa se, en ardo's ke bhasan pad ke. Kam dham ke baad kuchh hasne ke liye chahiye, warna to buri halat ho jaagi.

Angerezi mein kuchh esa se kahawat se:

Too much sanity can drive you insane.

Sonali, Jatin, Bamal (Mandu Bhai) etc. bas lage raho. We need laughter!

 

[manu20]

Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 11:54 a.m.):
How many man months does it take for nerdy engineers to locate this woman ? :-D

It seems 80% of male jatland members over age 20 are nerdy engineers. Yes, that includes you IITians.

 

[nitiz]

Hello..!!

Sonali...!!!.....Hats off to you...!!...

You are damm good ....!!...your rustic haryanvi dialogue and even lucid style of writing in engilsh...!!...Sun..good to see that you have interest on manicures/pedicures....I too like and spend very much on these stuffs..!!..

Love..
Niti

 

[dsdhanda]

Arre manna darre Chorri Kimme naa keh budha budhiyaa.. yu mausmi bhukhar se unkaa utar jaaga ek adhh din mein. ibbe naye naye aaye sein Amreeka mein.. Waise i feel budhyaan ki yaa feeling is analogus to a strong tide but you be strong like the rock on the shore n the tide will die down after crashing to it.. Don worry.. i faced the same crisis n came outa it.. Itne din ho gaye Amreeka mein rehte koi baddi si mithi goli khawa de ghar kyaan ne.. Ho jyaange shaant...Arr fer bi naa maane te kisse ramlo ne ek dinner yaa lunch ki riswat de ke khada karr de unke shaami akk dekh lo yu se thaara hon aala daamad.. HEHHEHEEHe arr keh diye jibb agli be aaoge thamm te byaah bi karr loongi... aape shaant ho jange ....
Well jat ke gharan paida ho ke itna te expect kar lena chahiye thaa akk jib aavenge te kimme naa kimme tufaan bhi aavegaa unke gela.....
Nyways it seems that the situation is pretty much in control till now.. aur je naa bhi ho te kar legi yah confident chorri.....

Chal
All the best with your ramlu

Dev Dhanda

 

[alkesh]

Angoor khatte hein!!!!

Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 03:05 p.m.):
You're wasting your time Choudhry. Focus on what is relevant and important to you. You are your own best judge. And that applies to everyone. It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to filter down and focus on what one wants. People here aren't fools.

Apna bhasan apne pass rakh !

Chalo, aab jao ! Had your say. Ab jaao na, yaar. Jao....

 

[rameshlakra]

Sonali
I must reiterate it here , that u are too good in haryanvi and I read ur post especially for that(I would be lying if I deny the touch of glamour here , this reminds me where is that lovely old B&W photo of yours ) .I was damn impressed with ur narrative skills in hanuman ka bhagat jatram aala chutkala .

Tu nu bata , tu haryanvi mein ek chutkala kee kitaab ku na likhtee . na tey kuch haryanvi litrature ka kaam karee ney ( time kee tey teree dhore koi kamee konya ) .jat’a ka bhala ho jyaga , agriculture kee galya kuch litrature bhee ho jagee ………..bhala ho tera kuch kar, u r the rt person for this .

Last but not the least u have a lot energy , carry on the good work by making people laugh there guts out with ur terrific haryanvi .

 

[rkumar]

Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 01:43 p.m.):
Ude dharan laga Hanuman pe de litar-de lita...gali galoch ke saath.

Ek dam tej roshni ke saath Hanuman parkat huve aur Jat ko apne darhsan diye. Bola, bhai Jat tera jissa kastua bhaqt tae munaaue aaj tak na dekh liya. Tu eh mera saccha sae.

:-D

Tae, Mandeep Ji, munnae tae laage sae ki munnae bhi parkat hona padega teri khatir.

:-D :-D :-D
.................

hahahhaa......
Oye jee Sonali ji...kyoon balkan nu galat sikhshaa de re ho...Hanumaan ji vakil hota naa...to jat ko jail bhijwa detaa.....aur jaat jailan se jaatni hokar nikalta....hahahahahah...ke mai jhoot bol riyaa??...ke mai kufr tol riyaa..Oye Sonali ji?

To balkan jara ek baar soch liye littar maran se pehle ki kisi vakil ko to litter ne maar rahee...hahahaha.....

Rajendra

 

[mbamal]

Sonali Singh (Sep 16, 2004 01:43 p.m.):
Tae, Mandeep Ji, munnae tae laage sae ki munnae bhi parkat hona padega teri khatir.

MakhaTai ;-)...do it at ur own risk!..haam to tera isa aarta taar dyange..tu bhi jama raazi ho jyagee :-D ...


[*Mandeep baits sonali tai into letting her gaurd down..and she gets it in the face..boy!..she never saw it coming*]

b.t.w. i really hope u hook up with some slimy(ok..ok..not so slimy..) old rich boodha...then we wouldnt have to worry abt u makin a livin as a lawyer.. :-D (obviously u suck at arguments ;-))

 

[cooljat]

tai ram ram,
mindblowing, so much replies.
mein tune ek jordar sa chorra rather hone wala tau batata hoon tu usko pata bahut maal hai uske paas aur abhi tak kunwara bhi hai.
it's nothing but the hottest bachlor hotmale hotmail Sbeer bhatia, bahut maal hai uske paas,
woh hi tere liye bilkool fit rahega tai.
Sabeer ne pata le aur saadi kar le jo hume bhi humara tau mile jaye.
waise saadi mein bulana mut bhoolna.

all the best,
Jit.

waise i'm unable to read all of this thead, taiji.

 

[mbamal]