shailender
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> > One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives
> > complaining of serious
> > back-pain. The doctor examines
> > him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
> > The patient replies "You know that I work for a
> > local night club? This
> > morning I got home to my apartment
> > early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
> > knew someone had been
> > with my wife and the balcony
> > door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did
> > not find anyone. As I
> > looked down from the balcony I
> > saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I
> > grabbed the fridge and
> > threw it at him,That's how I
> > strained my back"
> >
> >
> > The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in
> > a car wreck. The
> > doctor said "My previous patient was
> > looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell
> > happened to you?"
> > He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
> > while now .Today was the
> > first day at my new job. I
> > forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was
> > running out of the
> > building, getting dressed at the
> > same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by
> > a fridge."
> >
> >
> > The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than
> > the other two patients
> > do. The doctor is shocked. Again
> > asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
> >
> > "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
> > from the 3rd floor"
> > complaining of serious
> > back-pain. The doctor examines
> > him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
> > The patient replies "You know that I work for a
> > local night club? This
> > morning I got home to my apartment
> > early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
> > knew someone had been
> > with my wife and the balcony
> > door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did
> > not find anyone. As I
> > looked down from the balcony I
> > saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I
> > grabbed the fridge and
> > threw it at him,That's how I
> > strained my back"
> >
> >
> > The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in
> > a car wreck. The
> > doctor said "My previous patient was
> > looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell
> > happened to you?"
> > He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
> > while now .Today was the
> > first day at my new job. I
> > forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was
> > running out of the
> > building, getting dressed at the
> > same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by
> > a fridge."
> >
> >
> > The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than
> > the other two patients
> > do. The doctor is shocked. Again
> > asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
> >
> > "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
> > from the 3rd floor"
