Bakhat Bakhat ki Baat hai

[jitendersandhu]

Bhaiyon, I am sure you must have heard this joke. But for those who have not heard, here it goes

Ek baar ek Jaat aur Baniya gahre dost the. Ek baar Baniya tirth yatra pe jaan lagya to Jat te bhuji ek tere khater ke layon. Jat bolya ek shankh le iye. Baniya saari yatra kar jab gaam me badan lagya te yaad aayi ek jat ka shankh to bhool gaya. Jat tha to dost pher ghane gusse alaa bhi tha. Baniya ne sochya lya kuch shankh jisa tooh lyon. Gaam ke bahar ek Gadhe ka kankaal padya tha. Usne woh uski khopdi tha le er ja ke jat te di. Jat ne saare ke phoonk mar ke dekhi par woh bajya nahin. Jat ne bhuji , re Baniya yo shankh bajta kyon nahin.

Baniya bolya, Bahi bakhat bakhat ki baat se, jab yo bajya karta to paanch gaama tahi sunya karta.

 

[sitaram]

Sahi bat hai sandhu saheb.

Samay samay ka pher hai, samay samay ki baat.
Koi samay me din badhe, koi samay me raat.

Good Joke.

 

[ravinderjeet]

badhiaa thaa bhai.