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Sunddu ka byaah pakka ho gaya, to usne sochi ak band baaja book karwa lyu.sunddu pahonch liya gaam ke band baaje aale dhore.
Sunddu: arr baaje aale, ke rate se tere band baaje ke?
Baaje aala: bhai rate sein nyaare 21,000 , 11,000 ar 5,100.
Sunddu: arr bhai, nu kyukar?:confused:
Baaje aala: 21,000 aala soont boont mein aawega, unke kapde-latte press honge ar ek dam shaahi baaja bajaaweinge, 11,000 aala jamma simple saadi vardee mein band bajaawega, :) arr bhai 5,100 aala kudte pajaame main bajaawega bina kisse proper dress ke:p
Sunddu: bhai ree, tu nu kar, le ye 11 rapiye, arr inn ne kachhe-kachhe mien ghaal diye byaah aale din:eek: :D
 
Bhai Pannu
Tu Australia Mai Hai To Aapna Pata Ya Phone No He Bata De . Bhai Tere Se Bat Ker Lege.
Thanks Jaideep
 
rahultokas said:
Pannu meri odd tai 51 rappiye...langott suthra tai hona e chahiye arrr gell mai Press karaaa oddd bhi hona chaahiye:p
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अरै भाई, ये बैड-बाजे आळे तै न्यूं-ऐं भूंडी-सी शकल के हों सैं - निरे लंगोट में तै कत्ती लंगूर-बांदर लागैंगे ! थोड़े-से पईसे और दे दो - कम-तैं-कम टांगां में एक पजामा तै घाल लेंगे !
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wase ajj kal to DJ ke jamana hai....and becoming Desi DJ is very easy now a days........Buy music system (big and bulky speakers), lay your hands upon some remix CD's.........and a TATA 407 (u could hire one initially) to load ur speakers and other stuff (some people provide dance floor also) and there you go.......Mhare gamm main Sattye jo pachlee 5 salaa te 10 pass karan ke kosis karan lag raha see, uss ne yoo business recently start kara see......or ebb te daki ne apna TATA 407 bhe lay liyaaa.....and the best thing is that he dont need to wear any UNIFORM....
 
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अरै भाई, ये बैड-बाजे आळे तै न्यूं-ऐं भूंडी-सी शकल के हों सैं - निरे लंगोट में तै कत्ती लंगूर-बांदर लागैंगे ! थोड़े-से पईसे और दे दो - कम-तैं-कम टांगां में एक पजामा तै घाल लेंगे !
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Deswal uncle aap bhi kissi baat karo ho... jiska jitna jathar(aukat) hoga utne hi pisse dega

Jiska jitna byont uska utna Kharcha... jisne kadhi 51 rappe te upar kharch na kare ho uste aap bhi kisi kisi farmaish kar re ho:p :p
 
desijat said:
Deswal uncle aap bhi kissi baat karo ho... jiska jitna jathar(aukat) hoga utne hi pisse dega

Jiska jitna byont uska utna Kharcha... jisne kadhi 51 rappe te upar kharch na kare ho uste aap bhi kisi kisi farmaish kar re ho:p :p
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likhiyo bhai isss byontt aale ka kanya daan.....kitnaa byonntt sei bhai desi terra bataiye, ghanna munnh maatna paadiye kitte aaj-e dikha sei apni jaaat......killkkiiiiiiiiiiiiii @ byonnnt and killkkki @ kanya daan, and killkkii @ munh paadna, and killkkii on what not..........:p:p:p:p <<< smileys with gulaabi ghallurris...........;)

bhai pannu very nice jokrri and i hope tu uude australia baithya baithya, isse chutkalle bagammta rehwegaa, i remember the days when you are away from home and you need an appreciation for your efforts, le bhai merri khanni te purra certificate, er aaan dei iib nyu e jhooolllla bhar ke jokes ka.......
 
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keshavdahiya said:
likhiyo bhai isss byontt aale ka kanya daan.....kitnaa byonntt sei bhai desi terra bataiye, ghanna munnh maatna paadiye kitte aaj-e dikha sei apni jaaat......killkkiiiiiiiiiiiiii @ byonnnt and killkkki @ kanya daan, and killkkii @ munh paadna, and killkkii on what not..........:p:p:p:p <<< smileys with gulaabi ghallurris...........;)
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:D :D ACtions Speak Louder than words :D :D
 
desijat said:
jiska jitna jathar(aukat) hoga utne hi pisse dega
Jiska jitna byont uska utna Kharcha... jisne kadhi 51 rappe te upar kharch na kare ho uste aap bhi kisi kisi farmaish kar re ho:p :p
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arr desi, bhai ye band baaje aale arr pisse aale ke raunakk laaweinge mere byaah me?Dost ar gharaale bhatere raunak laan ne.arr tu nyu bata kitne mein bharega tera? saare mil ke jod dyaange hum to:rolleyes:.in dikhavo ki jarrurat te rishto ke gareeb logo ne howe hai.thamm aa jaaiyo saare ke saare..nyu e dhumma utth jyaaga bina band baaje ke:D
 
ere ismai jathar ki baat kit tai aagai,,,,, ismai toh muh dekh kai rehpatta maaran aali baat thi,,,,,,
jisnai jissa baja bajana aawegaa ushe e pisse de denge,,,,, humnai ke bera tanne suthra bajana aawai sai ,,, tu maide baaitee le liye,,, er fer bhai ka byah sai nirre note bhaigaawaienge hum ,,wah bhi tai baaje aalai nai e chugne sai,,,, tu chinta kyun kare sai,,,,


desijat said:
Deswal uncle aap bhi kissi baat karo ho... jiska jitna jathar(aukat) hoga utne hi pisse dega

Jiska jitna byont uska utna Kharcha... jisne kadhi 51 rappe te upar kharch na kare ho uste aap bhi kisi kisi farmaish kar re ho:p :p
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teraa jaathar tai sawaa rapiye kaa bhi naa sai,, arrr hum tere tai 51 rapiye dennn laaag reh,,, ponch jaaaiye temmm pai apnaa baajaa gaaja ley kai,, Killlkii ,,,, :D

ley,, ibbb paaad ley yo gulaaabi galllhuriii :p aaalaa smaaillyyy,,;)


desijat said:
Deswal uncle aap bhi kissi baat karo ho... jiska jitna jathar(aukat) hoga utne hi pisse dega

Jiska jitna byont uska utna Kharcha... jisne kadhi 51 rappe te upar kharch na kare ho uste aap bhi kisi kisi farmaish kar re ho:p :p
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rahultokas said:
teraa jaathar tai sawaa rapiye kaa bhi naa sai,, arrr hum tere tai 51 rapiye dennn laaag reh,,, ponch jaaaiye temmm pai apnaa baajaa gaaja ley kai,, Killlkii ,,,, :D

ley,, ibbb paaad ley yo gulaaabi galllhuriii :p aaalaa smaaillyyy,,;)
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kilkiiiiiiiiiiiii pai kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

rahul iska jaathar besak naa ho sawaa rapiye kaa ,, par u sawaa rapiyaa le kai nu bhaaj jaawegaa jukar kutte mata pai tai choon ka bhodhal thaa kai bhaaj jaaya karein,,,:eek: :eek: kilkiiiiiiiiiiii@ chonn ka bhodhal
 
yashbeniwal said:
ere ismai jathar ki baat kit tai aagai,,,,, ismai toh muh dekh kai rehpatta maaran aali baat thi,,,,,,
jisnai jissa baja bajana aawegaa ushe e pisse de denge,,,,, humnai ke bera tanne suthra bajana aawai sai ,,, tu maide baaitee le liye,,, er fer bhai ka byah sai nirre note bhaigaawaienge hum ,,wah bhi tai baaje aalai nai e chugne sai,,,, tu chinta kyun kare sai,,,,
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Kar di ne ganwaro wali baat?

Baja bajana to aave manne par byah walla naa dusri dhaal kaa :D Ar rahi baat rappe luttan ki... to bhai baat issi hai ak jo rappe tham auro ke byah te chug ke lao ho we hi tham yahan lutaoge...ar chor ke ghar chori mein na karta:cool:

Khair ib ja koun khamkha ki raad maare... mein ek comment karunga tu 2 teesra 2-3 aur jodega so lets get some peace instead of a fight
 
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