devendramalik
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Santa & Banta go for camping and pack a cooler, sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.
Santa turns to Banta and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says the Banta. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the Santa. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the Banta.
Exasperated and starving, Santa digs into the sandwiches.
Suddenly, Banta pops out from behind a
rock and yells, "THATS IT!!! I knew it....now I'm not
going!"
Santa turns to Banta and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says the Banta. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the Santa. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the Banta.
Exasperated and starving, Santa digs into the sandwiches.
Suddenly, Banta pops out from behind a
rock and yells, "THATS IT!!! I knew it....now I'm not
going!"