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Jab Ek Bar Me Jawab Nahi Milta
To Kyu Bar Bar PM Karke Sar Me Dard Karo
Mana Ke Tamne King Bruce And Spider Ki Story Pad Rakhi He
Par Try Try Again Moral Of The Story Ne
Acche Kaame Me Use Karo
Jat So To Jata Ali Baat Karo
Karni Ho Ta Sabke Samhi Baat Karo
Na To Yu Chup Chup Ke PM Bhej Ke
Apni Jata Ki Kaum Ka Naam Barbad Karo
 
hahahahahahahahahahaha....

Mujhe bhi aitraj sai PM karney walon se
khud PM bhej kar apna INBOX full rakhney walon sey

Mujhe aitraaj hai chup-chap shikayat laganey walon se
mujhe aitraaj hai khull ke na kahney walon se

hai mujhe intzaar uss din ka Jatland pai
jab nahi aaddayengey meri taang se apni tangdii

na mujhe samjhayeingey ki itni chapar-chapar achi nahi
kaun decide karega ye ki kitni mai karun chapar-chapar

mujhe aitraj hai bina matlab leader ban-ney walon se
PISSED OFF PISSED OFF likh kar mail karney walon se

Mujhe garv hai ki mai ek abla nahi sabla hoon
behtar hoon inn mard kehlaney walon se

main kahti hoon khull kar lekin aaj tak
kissi me mujhme mujhsi ye himmat deekhi hi nahi

Cee Aar Aaa PeeC R A P likhney waley kab kahan
Phool barsatey hain bhej ke PM darr ke chupp jatey hain

unko kisney ye adhikar diya ke ye beeda uthao...
karo mere Naak me DUM aur MARD kehlao;)

Hai Dum to saamney aao Jo PM kiya mujhko
Wo yahan khullam-khulla likh ke deekhao

Not to offend ANY RESPECTED Member....this is Dedicated to SOMEONE SPECIAL....i'll tell if anyone requested me to reveal his identity....:)
 
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ritu said:
Jab Ek Bar Me Jawab Nahi Milta
To Kyu Bar Bar PM Karke Sar Me Dard Karo
Mana Ke Tamne King Bruce And Spider Ki Story Pad Rakhi He
Par Try Try Again Moral Of The Story Ne
Acche Kaame Me Use Karo
Jat So To Jata Ali Baat Karo
Karni Ho Ta Sabke Samhi Baat Karo
Na To Yu Chup Chup Ke PM Bhej Ke
Apni Jata Ki Kaum Ka Naam Barbad Karo
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hahaheheheheh,,,, ritu ,,, yu sahi roog kaat diya:p :p :p ,,,,,, ib ghaney mussey aapney billan mein bard jaan gey bhaaj key...............:D :D
 
really good .
sunitahooda said:
hahahahahahahahahahaha....

Mujhe bhi aitraj sai PM karney walon se
khud PM bhej kar apna INBOX full rakhney walon sey

Mujhe aitraaj hai chup-chap shikayat laganey walon se
mujhe aitraaj hai khull ke na kahney walon se

hai mujhe intzaar uss din ka Jatland pai
jab nahi aaddayengey meri taang se apni tangdii

na mujhe samjhayeingey ki itni chapar-chapar achi nahi
kaun decide karega ye ki kitni mai karun chapar-chapar

mujhe aitraj hai bina matlab leader ban-ney walon se
PISSED OFF PISSED OFF likh kar mail karney walon se

Mujhe garv hai ki mai ek abla nahi sabla hoon
behtar hoon inn mard kehlaney walon se

main kahti hoon khull kar lekin aaj tak
kissi me mujhme mujhsi ye himmat deekhi hi nahi

Cee Aar Aaa PeeC R A P likhney waley kab kahan
Phool barsatey hain bhej ke PM darr ke chupp jatey hain

unko kisney ye adhikar diya ke ye beeda uthao...
karo mere Naak me DUM aur MARD kehlao;)

Hai Dum to saamney aao Jo PM kiya mujhko
Wo yahan khullam-khulla likh ke deekhao

Not to offend ANY RESPECTED Member....this is Dedicated to SOMEONE SPECIAL....i'll tell if anyone requested me to reveal his identity....:)
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Bebe ritu ke phaydda...uss kei charr chhittar maar de.......Ye badtamijjeeyan tou hotti raheinggi:


Jiss ki uttar gi loi,Usska ke krregga koi.
 
sunitahooda said:
hahahahahahahahahahaha....

Mujhe bhi aitraj sai PM karney walon se
khud PM bhej kar apna INBOX full rakhney walon sey

Mujhe aitraaj hai chup-chap shikayat laganey walon se
mujhe aitraaj hai khull ke na kahney walon se

hai mujhe intzaar uss din ka Jatland pai
jab nahi aaddayengey meri taang se apni tangdii

na mujhe samjhayeingey ki itni chapar-chapar achi nahi
kaun decide karega ye ki kitni mai karun chapar-chapar

mujhe aitraj hai bina matlab leader ban-ney walon se
PISSED OFF PISSED OFF likh kar mail karney walon se

Mujhe garv hai ki mai ek abla nahi sabla hoon
behtar hoon inn mard kehlaney walon se

main kahti hoon khull kar lekin aaj tak
kissi me mujhme mujhsi ye himmat deekhi hi nahi

Cee Aar Aaa PeeC R A P likhney waley kab kahan
Phool barsatey hain bhej ke PM darr ke chupp jatey hain

unko kisney ye adhikar diya ke ye beeda uthao...
karo mere Naak me DUM aur MARD kehlao;)

Hai Dum to saamney aao Jo PM kiya mujhko
Wo yahan khullam-khulla likh ke deekhao

Not to offend ANY RESPECTED Member....this is Dedicated to SOMEONE SPECIAL....i'll tell if anyone requested me to reveal his identity....:)
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bar bar PM karne walon ka shukriya.....na tai ya kavita padden nai naa milti.........
 
yo to katai shayar hogiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


sunitahooda said:
hahahahahahahahahahaha....

Mujhe bhi aitraj sai PM karney walon se
khud PM bhej kar apna INBOX full rakhney walon sey

Mujhe aitraaj hai chup-chap shikayat laganey walon se
mujhe aitraaj hai khull ke na kahney walon se

hai mujhe intzaar uss din ka Jatland pai
jab nahi aaddayengey meri taang se apni tangdii

na mujhe samjhayeingey ki itni chapar-chapar achi nahi
kaun decide karega ye ki kitni mai karun chapar-chapar

mujhe aitraj hai bina matlab leader ban-ney walon se
PISSED OFF PISSED OFF likh kar mail karney walon se

Mujhe garv hai ki mai ek abla nahi sabla hoon
behtar hoon inn mard kehlaney walon se

main kahti hoon khull kar lekin aaj tak
kissi me mujhme mujhsi ye himmat deekhi hi nahi

Cee Aar Aaa PeeC R A P likhney waley kab kahan
Phool barsatey hain bhej ke PM darr ke chupp jatey hain

unko kisney ye adhikar diya ke ye beeda uthao...
karo mere Naak me DUM aur MARD kehlao;)

Hai Dum to saamney aao Jo PM kiya mujhko
Wo yahan khullam-khulla likh ke deekhao

Not to offend ANY RESPECTED Member....this is Dedicated to SOMEONE SPECIAL....i'll tell if anyone requested me to reveal his identity....:)
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haahaha

this is original piece of shayri for sure:) :)

inspired by real life, kuch patro ke nam badal diye gayen hai, if sum coincidence does occur it is merely incidental:) :)
lol
 
Insaniyat sirf dikhave ki hai yahn par
Ek janvar ke jaisi chahat hai insano mein
Woh din gaye jab abhimaan tha apno par
An woh bhi jaakar mil gaye hain beimaano se

Kya jhuthi insaniyat kabhi saamne nahi aayegi
Kab tak woh chhupenege in naqli naqaabon mein
Dil mein hawas bhari hai aur chehre pe maasoomiyat
Kya unki asli tasweer hai jatland ki kitaabon mein

Dil sachha aur chehra jhutha sahi kahte hain
Kaun samjhaega ab yahan in beimaano ko
Ritu Ji aur Sunita jaisi himmat agar ho jaaye
Asli chehra saamne aa jaayega in insaano ka
 
virender_khokhar said:
bar bar PM karne walon ka shukriya.....na tai ya kavita padden nai naa milti.........
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lol.. true!

ritu/sunita ji... ye 2 line or bhool gaye aap likhni... ak

mai shayar to nahi...
magar aaiii PM karne vaale
jab se teere.. Pvt Msg aye... mujhkoo
shayaariiiiieeiiiiii... aaa gayee!
 
Registration Body

I think before anybody joins the site a registration body should look at the profile and confirm the particulars and contacts of the person, may be even ask for references etc and then allow the person to be an active member.....just so people think twice before doing these kinds of things

I mean there has to be ways to restrain it and we have to ponder over them instead of poems!!!!
 
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chhillar said:
I think before anybody joins the site a registration body should look at the profile and confirm the particulars and contacts of the person, may be even ask for references etc and then allow the person to be an active member.....just so people think twice before doing these kinds of things

I mean there has to be ways to restrain it and we have to ponder over them instead of poems!!!!
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Very true Amit!

But don't you think we can deal with these problems at our own end! Can't we just brush aside the junk and ignore or better tell THEM to 'shut up'. Believe me it works!..:)
 
poonam said:
Very true Amit!

But don't you think we can deal with these problems at our own end! Can't we just brush aside the junk and ignore or better tell THEM to 'shut up'. Believe me it works!..:)
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Agreed but when we have a thread here about the same it makes me assume problem is not in control...at least not quite!!!

And this is not for the first time I think
 
On a lighter note...

chhillar said:
Agreed but when we have a thread here about the same it makes me assume problem is not in control...at least not quite!!!
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Every cloud has a silver lining....:)

Kam se kam in PMs ne Ritu ji ke andar ke shayar ko to jagaaya! To chalne do aise hi...ke bera aur kisse ka bhi hidden talent saamne aaja...;) :D
 
ponam shayar to me bahut pahle se thi.mane to os talent ko use kiya he .aur ye poem maine kisi particular person ke liye nahi likhi he ek general message convey kiya he taki log faltu ke PM karne se pahle soche.hasay me ek wyang kavita hoti he to ye mera wyang tha.kyonki me kisi particular person ko ulta jawab dene ke bajay is tarhe ke harkto ko general reaction de rahi thi.jab sabke sath kaha jaye to sunne walo ko utna bura nahi lagta aur samajhdar ko ishara kaphi he.





poonam said:
Every cloud has a silver lining....:)

Kam se kam in PMs ne Ritu ji ke andar ke shayar ko to jagaaya! To chalne do aise hi...ke bera aur kisse ka bhi hidden talent saamne aaja...;) :D
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Amit....i just wanted to send an indirect message to that sender as i dont want to insult people as they WANT TO INSULT me....ye mere sanskaar nahi hain. Mai yahan par 2-4 pal chain se vyateet karna chahti hoon....chalo ek aur kavita padho....

Jab aaya mujko ye PM mai reh gayi thi hakki-bakki
karti hu mai ghani chapar-chapr log mujhse dukhi kati....
mujhe laga ki koi naya MODERATOR hai apna aaya....
par kyun nahi kisi ney Introdution ka Thread bagaya....

Log kartey hain Pm aur mangtey hain Freindship
maine socha ki acha business hai shayad mai kuch kamaun
mainey de diya Grand order 1000 puddiya banwaney ka
kisi me madi madi arr kissey mai jyada Freindship daalney ka....

Le lo Frienship.... 1 ki 2 arr 2 ki 4 itni sasti millegi nahi
iss sey badhiya offer log kahin paayeingey nahi....
jo karengey order videsh sey unko vahan karna hoga
courier ka ya VPP ka paisa mufat friendship milegi nahi....




chhillar said:
I think you should!!!
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:-D Ok Here is a copy of the PM I sent to Miss Sunita Hooda:

Subject: Ghani chapar chapar achi koni!

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Hey !

I have a slight issue with you. If you had a problem with my post on some thread the other day you could have contacted me directly and expressed your dismay. Did you really need to make an issue out of it and loudmouth to the admins.

Now, some people are complaining to me becuase their responses went in vain as the thread got closed.

Anyways, no hostilities. But, it really won't be a bad idea if you try not to make bad blood with others on this website. I am fine, but there are others who are pissed off.

Take care

Sumit
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Some members may recall there was a thread: "why do they always make a big deal about us jats" (something like this) by Mr. VJ Kharub. Mr. Kharub tired to be a clown, and used the "F" word. Tempers flared. I yapped back at him, and the the thread got closed. In the process Mr. Amit Sansanwal got upset as everyone missed his response to the thread. Now, Sansanwal is one of the most sensible members on this forum, and we have "behind the curtain" communication regarding our debates. I admire him for his intellect, and thus was not really happy about the way the thread got closed. I hold Miss Hooda partly responsible for it. For those who read her response on the thread, knew that she was making a big deal out of it all. So I wrote the above PM to her out of total concern.

Ya'll can read it and judge for yourself if I am "asking for friendship/flirting/or indulging in any other alleged behavior."

Women need to watch out what they say. Dont take us guys for granted. I agree there are some bad apples, but most of us still prefer to hold our dignity over everything else.
 
Good One Sunita........... keep it up

Ram Ram sabne.

chalo ab aapka mood bana dete hai....................
mera matlab us mood tai kati nahin hai, junsa tum samjho so..............
main to ek kissa sunaoo su...............

ek bat ek gaam ki chapad main 4 dost taash khele the, unme tai Kartara apne aap nai bahut bada khiladi mana karda.
ek din isa hoya ek sheep ke khel mai uske khoti(sukki) aa gayi. uske samhi betha tha Raju. bas bahi uske gaat main aag lag gee aur bezati hoi wah nayari.
kartara to use time uth kai chala gaya. ja kai kamre mai laut gaya aur sochan lag gya. achanak raat ne 2 baje woh paunch gaya raju ke ghar aaga er laga rukke marn" raju kiwad khol, raju kiwad khol".
Raju ne socha ek bera ni ke baath hoyi, usne bhaaj lujh kai kiwad khole.
kiwad kholde Kartara bhola " ek tu udde paan ki duggi na ghera hai to apne khoti kati ne aawa thi".

enjoy







sunitahooda said:
hahahahahahahahahahaha....

Mujhe bhi aitraj sai PM karney walon se
khud PM bhej kar apna INBOX full rakhney walon sey

Mujhe aitraaj hai chup-chap shikayat laganey walon se
mujhe aitraaj hai khull ke na kahney walon se

hai mujhe intzaar uss din ka Jatland pai
jab nahi aaddayengey meri taang se apni tangdii

na mujhe samjhayeingey ki itni chapar-chapar achi nahi
kaun decide karega ye ki kitni mai karun chapar-chapar

mujhe aitraj hai bina matlab leader ban-ney walon se
PISSED OFF PISSED OFF likh kar mail karney walon se

Mujhe garv hai ki mai ek abla nahi sabla hoon
behtar hoon inn mard kehlaney walon se

main kahti hoon khull kar lekin aaj tak
kissi me mujhme mujhsi ye himmat deekhi hi nahi

Cee Aar Aaa PeeC R A P likhney waley kab kahan
Phool barsatey hain bhej ke PM darr ke chupp jatey hain

unko kisney ye adhikar diya ke ye beeda uthao...
karo mere Naak me DUM aur MARD kehlao;)

Hai Dum to saamney aao Jo PM kiya mujhko
Wo yahan khullam-khulla likh ke deekhao

Not to offend ANY RESPECTED Member....this is Dedicated to SOMEONE SPECIAL....i'll tell if anyone requested me to reveal his identity....:)
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