beware of jat bhakts

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sumeet

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once upon a time there was scarcity of water 'bharee sukhha'.a jat farmer was very much depressed due to that.. somebody suggested him to go to mata vaishno devi shrine. trying every possible method he went over there.after having the visit somebody told him that yatraa is complete only when u visit bhairon,so he went there too and put his wish. the pandit over there told him to make a wish along with what u will give if ur wish is granted!, the farmer put his views that since he has two ox's and if wish granted then he will offer one ox to bhairon.devi ki kripaa hui fasal achhi hui aur yaad aane par wo pahuch gaya bhairon ke pass.
seeing no place to tie the ox he put it with bhairon's statue, and said thanks and came back.
the ox was tired enough after the 16 km journey he thought of yeh main kahan fass gaya!! he took some prashad but hunger was much more!! so he just gave a jerk and went off running down[rest in haryanvi now]

pachhe pachhe bhairon giradta aan lagra!! bel ke bandhaa hua!! pohche dono niche mata boli "re bhairon tu to uppar tha nichhe kuan aagyaa..."
bhairon bolya "puchhe mat tere ibe JAT bhakt na takraa hai!!!!!!"
 
Actually it goes to show how sweet, innocent and unassuming our Jat farmer is! How else could he fulfil his promise?

The Haryanvi part is hilariously funny!
 
ur signature means many a things..
i feel nancy reagun has done a lot of research
thanks for commenting on the joke..
thanks
sumeet
 
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