Bhagwan Kitt hai??

[rohitmalik8]

Ram-Ram Bhaiyon! Yo mera pahla joke hai JL par. To suno,

Ek b 2 bhai (12-13 saal ke) the dono kati albaddi, sare gaam mein tahlka sa maccha rakhya tha, kadde kisse ki bhains ne rang diya karte te kadde kisse ka balak ottde mein band kar diya karte. Unki ma pareshan hokke 1 bahamn ke pass gayi aur boli ki pandat ji inmein bhagwan ka darr bitha do taki yeh log albaadi chod dein!! Pandat aaya unke ghar mein aur chotle ne bulya kar pyar te puccha "Beta Bhagwan kitt hai"? woh kuch na bolya pher pandat ne puccha "Beta Bhagwan kitt hai"? woh pher chup. ibb pandat ne aagaya gussa aur zor tein bolya "re jhokoi batata kyon na bhagwan kitt hai?"

Woh balak udde te bhajta hoya apne bade bhai ke dhore phunch aur bolya bhai chala ho gaya! koi bhagwan naam ka chorra gayab ho rai hai arr gaam aale ne laggye hai ki ismein bhi mahara e hath se!!!!

 

[aryasatyadev]

Nice try Rohit, keep it up and keep posting

 

[ajit2009]

bhagwan

Ram-Ram Bhaiyon! Yo mera pahla joke hai JL par. To suno,

Ek b 2 bhai (12-13 saal ke) the dono kati albaddi, sare gaam mein tahlka sa maccha rakhya tha, kadde kisse ki bhains ne rang diya karte te kadde kisse ka balak ottde mein band kar diya karte. Unki ma pareshan hokke 1 bahamn ke pass gayi aur boli ki pandat ji inmein bhagwan ka darr bitha do taki yeh log albaadi chod dein!! Pandat aaya unke ghar mein aur chotle ne bulya kar pyar te puccha "Beta Bhagwan kitt hai"? woh kuch na bolya pher pandat ne puccha "Beta Bhagwan kitt hai"? woh pher chup. ibb pandat ne aagaya gussa aur zor tein bolya "re jhokoi batata kyon na bhagwan kitt hai?"

Woh balak udde te bhajta hoya apne bade bhai ke dhore phunch aur bolya bhai chala ho gaya! koi bhagwan naam ka chorra gayab ho rai hai arr gaam aale ne laggye hai ki ismein bhi mahara e hath se!!!!

jit bhi dekhe ga wahi hai

 

[rohitmalik8]

Thanks

Thanks Satya!!!!

 

[mishti]

Ram-Ram Bhaiyon! Yo mera pahla joke hai JL par. To suno,

Ek b 2 bhai (12-13 saal ke) the dono kati albaddi, sare gaam mein tahlka sa maccha rakhya tha, kadde kisse ki bhains ne rang diya karte te kadde kisse ka balak ottde mein band kar diya karte. Unki ma pareshan hokke 1 bahamn ke pass gayi aur boli ki pandat ji inmein bhagwan ka darr bitha do taki yeh log albaadi chod dein!! Pandat aaya unke ghar mein aur chotle ne bulya kar pyar te puccha "Beta Bhagwan kitt hai"? woh kuch na bolya pher pandat ne puccha "Beta Bhagwan kitt hai"? woh pher chup. ibb pandat ne aagaya gussa aur zor tein bolya "re jhokoi batata kyon na bhagwan kitt hai?"

Woh balak udde te bhajta hoya apne bade bhai ke dhore phunch aur bolya bhai chala ho gaya! koi bhagwan naam ka chorra gayab ho rai hai arr gaam aale ne laggye hai ki ismein bhi mahara e hath se!!!!

very Nice indeed !

 

[paddy]

good one..... keep rocking.....

 

[jakharanil]

Bhagwam..!!!

Thanks Rohit,,, Chota Don ,Bada DON,,,,,,
Hahahaa....
:rock
Thanks & Rgds

Anil Jakhar
Jaipur,India
jakhar.anilk@gmail.com

 

[poonam17]

Badhiya thaa......... jaari rakhen

 

[misguidedyouth]

gud one.........

 

[rakeshsehrawat]

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?p=203052#post203052

 

[malikseema]

hahahahaha

rohit bhai badhiya tha...par nue bata ek yo tere hi karnama ki kitab ka wakya te na hai........ aahahahahahahahha ha

Ram-Ram Bhaiyon! Yo mera pahla joke hai JL par. To suno,

Ek b 2 bhai (12-13 saal ke) the dono kati albaddi, sare gaam mein tahlka sa maccha rakhya tha, kadde kisse ki bhains ne rang diya karte te kadde kisse ka balak ottde mein band kar diya karte. Unki ma pareshan hokke 1 bahamn ke pass gayi aur boli ki pandat ji inmein bhagwan ka darr bitha do taki yeh log albaadi chod dein!! Pandat aaya unke ghar mein aur chotle ne bulya kar pyar te puccha "Beta Bhagwan kitt hai"? woh kuch na bolya pher pandat ne puccha "Beta Bhagwan kitt hai"? woh pher chup. ibb pandat ne aagaya gussa aur zor tein bolya "re jhokoi batata kyon na bhagwan kitt hai?"

Woh balak udde te bhajta hoya apne bade bhai ke dhore phunch aur bolya bhai chala ho gaya! koi bhagwan naam ka chorra gayab ho rai hai arr gaam aale ne laggye hai ki ismein bhi mahara e hath se!!!!

 

[nishantrathi82]

Ram-Ram Bhaiyon! Yo mera pahla joke hai JL par. To suno,

Ek b 2 bhai (12-13 saal ke) the dono kati albaddi, sare gaam mein tahlka sa maccha rakhya tha, kadde kisse ki bhains ne rang diya karte te kadde kisse ka balak ottde mein band kar diya karte. Unki ma pareshan hokke 1 bahamn ke pass gayi aur boli ki pandat ji inmein bhagwan ka darr bitha do taki yeh log albaadi chod dein!! Pandat aaya unke ghar mein aur chotle ne bulya kar pyar te puccha "Beta Bhagwan kitt hai"? woh kuch na bolya pher pandat ne puccha "Beta Bhagwan kitt hai"? woh pher chup. ibb pandat ne aagaya gussa aur zor tein bolya "re jhokoi batata kyon na bhagwan kitt hai?"

Woh balak udde te bhajta hoya apne bade bhai ke dhore phunch aur bolya bhai chala ho gaya! koi bhagwan naam ka chorra gayab ho rai hai arr gaam aale ne laggye hai ki ismein bhi mahara e hath se!!!!

Nice try bhai g good one keep posting