Bhainswal ke Baawlaan ka naya kaam

[sanjeetsparp]

Bhaiyo ... Bhainswaal main ek Baawla paanna sai .... yo te saare jaano e so .... ib ke ne ek baawla kaam or ker diya un-ne ..... ya saachi baat sai .... ek mahina e hoya sai .. ye baat hui ne .....

Ude Hum Bhat main chale gaye ...... khand kasaar khan baith ge ..... Bhainswaliye ...... jemaan laag ge ..... un ne ... kasaar bena ke ek peepi main ghal rakhya tha ..... er ek use e peepe main pooriyaan khater chaane od choon ka ....... boor bhi tha .......

Ek mera bata ... kesar ke jegha ...boor ka peepa liyaya ....... er sab ke ghal diya .. uper te khaand bhi er ghee ka tarda bhi lya gera sab ki thaaliyaan main .....

Hum saare ..ek doosre ke muh kaanhi dekhaan ..... hum bole re daliya khewaao so bina randhya ek kasaar khewaao so .....

Ek Baawla kare sai ... bhai bera na .. kisa choon pees ke bhon rakhya sai ..... yo te dardara sa laage sai ...... is te tam ne ke ...hum ne bhi kasar na khaya .....

Pher ude ek doosre ne boojhan laag ge ..... re Malik sahab ... chaaki nai rehwaai thee er kbazaar maan te khreed ke lyaya the yo kasaar ...... yo te meraayar ...... bhonn bhi aachi terah na raakhya ...... ke til te koot ke na mila diye ismain .......

Ek mera kaka ne dhyaan te dekhya ... er bolya .... re malik sahab ..... yo te thaari chaaki te e na dardya gaya te mehaara pet bhi kyun kheraab kare sai ...

Meri bhua lyaai doosra kasaar ka peepa tha ke ..... boli ....... re bhai in ne te boor ghaal diya thaare........ yo is main mila ke kha lyo ....... kam te kam khaand er ghee te bach jyaga......

Mera Tau bolya .... jiji .... in baawlyaan ne tu bhi baawli bena di ..... choon hota te kam te kam gale maan te taar te lete ..... yo boor te ... gala paadta jaga ....

Ek kare ....... kaki re ..... is ghalle od ne nyu ker ... taate paani main ger de ... ghee te bach jyaga .......

er bhaiyo ....... ude hum ne te gaye bhool er ..... us boor main ghalya od ghee bachaan main laag ge .......

Ek kare sai .... bhai ke karaan ..... ib paache konya chedyan ..... log kham kha konya kehte ...... ib taahin hum shyaane hue e konya saan ..... log jhooth konya kehte .... hum saan e baawle

Wah baat sun ke mehaari te hassi aj bhi mahine tahin nahi datti sai ... sochya baakiyaan gail bhi share karon is ne

 

[jitendershooda]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... bhai re sanjeet ghana hansa diya tanne to aaj ... ha ha ...

Bheinswal mein ke niree te officer likad rahe hein er pher bhi ineh bawle batawein sein ... ha ha ... koe bheinswaliya bhai ho te bataiyo .... kae kisse sein mashoor isss gaam ke ....

1) Ek be ek aadmi chalya gaya gaam mein .... badan ne hoya te usne dekhya ek lugai pani bharan lag rahi sein kuee pe .... nue bolya doosre te ek bhai yo wohe gaam se jit kyan ne bawle bataya karein ... wa lugai sune thi .... bhari bharai neju chod ke upar te ee nue boli donu hath halati aud ... ek eeb na rahe re bawle bheinswal mein ..... ha ha

2) Ek be nue batawein se ek kisse ki tokani padgi kue mein .... sanjh ka tem tha ... kae jane aage .... ek ankda lyaya bana ke .... ghani han holi er chand likad aya .... itne mein uska ankda atak gaya kite niche .... usne sochi ek le bhai lokani ke kanne mein attak liya .... marya hanga .... na bani baat .... nue bolya re aaiyo laiyo hath tokani te ghani bharya hogi .... uneh milke marya hanga .... to bhai wo ankda kite kue ki kothi ke taar mein ulajh rahya tha .... taar hogya seedha er un saryan ke pache lage jake .... muh asman ken hoya to lokani ke kanne jissa chand deekhya .... nue bole .... ooo teri ... challe ki tokani se .... eeb dekho aakash mein ja tangi .... ha ha ha

3) Aur bhai sanjeet .... ek te thare gaam ke sahre aale barhane aalyan ne er ek in bheinswaliyan ne kahya karein ek ye nah ke shani katya karein ....

ha ha ha

NO offence to anybody .... bat battan mein jheekham nahi sein .... suni sunai kahe di ... tum mhare pe maar lyo nakal .....

 

[sanjeetsparp]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... bhai re sanjeet ghana hansa diya tanne to aaj ... ha ha ...

Bheinswal mein ke niree te officer likad rahe hein er pher bhi ineh bawle batawein sein ... ha ha ... koe bheinswaliya bhai ho te bataiyo .... kae kisse sein mashoor isss gaam ke ....

1) Ek be ek aadmi chalya gaya gaam mein .... badan ne hoya te usne dekhya ek lugai pani bharan lag rahi sein ku

2) Ek be nue batawein se ek kisse ki t

3) Aur bhai sanjeet .... ek te thare gaam ke sahre aale barhane aalyan ne er ek in bheinswaliyan ne kahya karein ek ye nah ke shani katya karein ....

ha ha ha

Ek or sun beta dyun soon .... bera sai koi bhainswaaliya hoya te .... gal te bakkega .. per saare e kehwain sain er mehaare te ye baat aage ki hoyi od thee ......

Ek baar we Tuda bhar ke chaal pade .... thadi gaadi bhar ke ..... er ek samajhdaar bolya re .. ke kaam keraan te obre ki paachli bheet ne dheka ke seedha tuda obre (Sopa) meain e ger dyaan kyun saal bhi kheraab kari ....

Baladh Gaadi le ke sahaj sahaj .. ghar ke darwaje pe panuchge .... kise ne dhyaan ne diya

Saare laag -re dhekaan ...... jor la diya poora .. ghaam pade tha ... paayaan main paseene aage er chaplaan main paa thaslan laage ge sab ke ....

Saare milke bole ..... jor lega ke hainshyaan ....... jai nagar khede ke ... dheka di bheet ....... dekho re ib te buggi bhi na deekhti ....

 

[anilsinghd]

aaya koni samaajh mein ! maka samjhaaiye !!!

Ek or sun beta dyun soon .... bera sai koi bhainswaaliya hoya te .... gal te bakkega .. per saare e kehwain sain er mehaare te ye baat aage ki hoyi od thee ......

Ek baar we Tuda bhar ke chaal pade .... thadi gaadi bhar ke ..... er ek samajhdaar bolya re .. ke kaam keraan te obre ki paachli bheet ne dheka ke seedha tuda obre (Sopa) meain e ger dyaan kyun saal bhi kheraab kari ....

Baladh Gaadi le ke sahaj sahaj .. ghar ke darwaje pe panuchge .... kise ne dhyaan ne diya

Saare laag -re dhekaan ...... jor la diya poora .. ghaam pade tha ... paayaan main paseene aage er chaplaan main paa thaslan laage ge sab ke ....

Saare milke bole ..... jor lega ke hainshyaan ....... jai nagar khede ke ... dheka di bheet ....... dekho re ib te buggi bhi na deekhti ....

 

[dineshdhochak]

Hello....

Hello
sumit an jit hooda sahab

I am from village lath and bhaiswal is our guhand and i thought that village is quite well educated and so many teachers,officers and wrestlers who shine internationally .

Yes,there is still bawla pana and u ask anybody abt that .
even during byelection MLA winner is also from bhaiswal jagbir malik

we are quite proud to be neighbour of maliks.

thanks and regards,
Dinesh Dhochak

 

[spdeshwal]

You are right Dinesh, Bhainswal has highest number of teachers and other govt servants. Pher bhi kahunga," thodi ramak te ibbi reh ri se". Wife of my younger brother is from Bhainswal and does or say some silly things very often. But I must admit one thing that not only her but most people from that village admit the presence of this streak gracefully.



cheers!

 

[jitendershooda]

Hello
sumit an jit hooda sahab

I am from village lath and bhaiswal is our guhand and i thought that village is quite well educated and so many teachers,officers and wrestlers who shine internationally .

Yes,there is still bawla pana and u ask anybody abt that .
even during byelection MLA winner is also from bhaiswal jagbir malik

we are quite proud to be neighbour of maliks.

thanks and regards,
Dinesh Dhochak

Bhai Dinesh ek be meri post ne hat ke padh ... manne aape likh rakhi se ek ghane officer sein us gaam ke .... mere kae dost bhi sein ... er ya hansi majak ki baat se koe jee pe lan aali na .... we are also proud of them

You are right Dinesh, Bhainswal has highest number of teachers and other govt servants. Pher bhi kahunga," thodi ramak te ibbi reh ri se". Wife of my younger brother is from Bhainswal and does or say some silly things very often. But I must admit one thing that not only her but most people from that village admit the presence of this streak gracefully.



cheers!

ha ha Deshwal ji, RAMAK to rahe rahi hai ... ha ha ....

 

[dineshdhochak]

Again Bawle pana wala shine ...........

Dear readers,

Again one wrestler from bawla pana of bhaiswal kalan shine upto international level is mr. yogeshwer dutt.......

Haryana police ne to DSP bhi bana diya..........

cheers:rock

 

[shivamchaudhary]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..... bhai re sanjeet ghana hansa diya tanne to aaj ... ha ha ...

Bheinswal mein ke niree te officer likad rahe hein er pher bhi ineh bawle batawein sein ... ha ha ... koe bheinswaliya bhai ho te bataiyo .... kae kisse sein mashoor isss gaam ke ....

1) Ek be ek aadmi chalya gaya gaam mein .... badan ne hoya te usne dekhya ek lugai pani bharan lag rahi sein kuee pe .... nue bolya doosre te ek bhai yo wohe gaam se jit kyan ne bawle bataya karein ... wa lugai sune thi .... bhari bharai neju chod ke upar te ee nue boli donu hath halati aud ... ek eeb na rahe re bawle bheinswal mein ..... ha ha

2) Ek be nue batawein se ek kisse ki tokani padgi kue mein .... sanjh ka tem tha ... kae jane aage .... ek ankda lyaya bana ke .... ghani han holi er chand likad aya .... itne mein uska ankda atak gaya kite niche .... usne sochi ek le bhai lokani ke kanne mein attak liya .... marya hanga .... na bani baat .... nue bolya re aaiyo laiyo hath tokani te ghani bharya hogi .... uneh milke marya hanga .... to bhai wo ankda kite kue ki kothi ke taar mein ulajh rahya tha .... taar hogya seedha er un saryan ke pache lage jake .... muh asman ken hoya to lokani ke kanne jissa chand deekhya .... nue bole .... ooo teri ... challe ki tokani se .... eeb dekho aakash mein ja tangi .... ha ha ha

3) Aur bhai sanjeet .... ek te thare gaam ke sahre aale barhane aalyan ne er ek in bheinswaliyan ne kahya karein ek ye nah ke shani katya karein ....

ha ha ha

NO offence to anybody .... bat battan mein jheekham nahi sein .... suni sunai kahe di ... tum mhare pe maar lyo nakal .....

Bahoot hi majedaar kisse hai bhai ...

 

[rajkharb]

bhanwaliye

ha ha ha sanjeet bhai kasuta warnan pesh kara tana ghatan ka.....per ek baat sai jin batan ne aapan kissa maan leven sain isse isse rog katna to inka routine ka kaam sai..kai baat to jitender hooda ne bhi batai sain..mera to gawand bhi laage sai..bhai-chara bhi bahot badiya sai inki gelyan ...er aadha gohana to in bhanwaliyan e te bhra pdya sia...khub pdhya likha gaam sai ..per ke karan aadat te majboor sain ye...inka aapne aap pe koi cantrol konya....ghane dhabi sain mhare ve aape kahwen sain...

ek or khas baat sai kise bhi bhanswaliye te poochh lyo ek tu bawle pane ka sai ..vohe natega ek na main to mithan pane ka sun....er ye mitha bhee khoob khayan karen..kise byan main kathe khana khan ka moka mile to bera pat jya ga.....ek bai ek bhanswaliya jeeman laghrya tha .36 jalebi kha gya er 37vi tekan laag ge to sudha sa muh bana ke bolya rehan dyo mere to taap chad rya se ghani na khai javen..ya baat sunke hum khub hanse ek chalo yu bimaar sai na to bakiyan ne to sirf saag poori main e taan bajani pade hai...

 

[dahiyask]

Mali kahunga to aap bura maan jaoge

Bhaio ek bar ek office me ek MALI officer aagaya aur uska peon jat tha. wo jat usne baat bata me mali- mali kahejaya karta. office bola bhai tu maine mali mali mat kaha kar yaar saini sab kah liya kar. wo jat peon bola theek hai sab saini sab kah diya karoonga. ek din wo officer bola re RAM SINGH dekh ke aayiye sath aale cinema hall me ko si picture lag rahi se. wo jat peon aake bola sab "ek phool do saini sab" lag rahi hai. office bola ya kon si film se bahi. jat bola sab je main MALI kahunga to aap bura maan jaaoge.