bhart mata ki jai

[neer3010]

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Atal Behari Vajpayee and Pervez Musharraf decided to visit each other's country regularly.

The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. There Musharraf showed him Pakistan's modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Vajpayee made a call to the Devil in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only Re.1.

When Vajpayee came back, he also wanted India's telecommunication systems to be at the best when Musharraf visited India. Suitable arrangements were made.

Mushrraf came to India, visited the telecom department and talked to Zia-ul-Haq in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!

Musharraf asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India ?"

A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India, it is long distance!".



bhart mata ki jai

 

[hoods1387]

good 1!!!!! fantastic!

 

[neer3010]

i m very disappointed

thx hood bahi
but i m very disappointed with my all jat land bhaiz
coz i din get any responce for my call for help in education section
which is with name "need ur sugessions (fast & urgent)"
plz help me out or if u cant tell others to have a look and do something for it

good 1!!!!! fantastic!

 

[deepakdahiya]

great 1...

Jai Mata Di,
Neer Bhai

kati tod paad diya neer bhai,.........mushraf ke te khaat se khadi ker di


ha ha ha ha

I think you are new at JATLAND,
so Don't worry...about responce
lagta he bhai log thoda busy he................

ANYBODY THERE PLS HELP HIM

i m neeraj rathi, i m doing MCA(master of computer application) from GGSIPU,new delhi. in our college (MERI,janak puri) we are organizing a seminar in last week of OCT. I m searching and need ur suggestions for selecting topics for seminar and speakers (who are expert) for those topics.

topics need to be technical (no-technical topics are also invited but it should highly related to student life )

I will be very happy if some jat bhai will come to my college as a speaker and at the same time it will be a gr8 honor for me.



plz reply as soon as possible coz we left with very few dayz
send a reply here only or give me private msg or at neer3010@indiatimes.com or neer3010@gmail.com or neer_thegr8idiot@yahoo.com

regards

neer

PLEASE bhaio NEER bhai ke help karo to find a GUST speaker


____Deepak Dahiya____
*****Jai Mata Di*****

 

[akdabas]

Gr8................