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Harayna Rodways Ki Ek Bus Main 2 Kilki Maar Chaudhari Batiyate Jawen The. Rohtak By Pass Pe Bus Ruki. Ar Uthe Te Bus Mai Ek Chora Chada Jo Ghana E Bhunda Tha Ar Sar Te Bhunde Uske Daant Te Jo Kati Bahar Aa Re The,poora Ka Poora Muh Hawda Junction Sa Khul Raha Tha.
Ek Chaudhary Dusare Te Bola: Dekhiye Re Ise Chore Ka Muh Kisa Bhunda Se.
Dusra Ch. Pahele Te Bolya: Arre Bhunda? Susre Ka Muh Isa Se Janu Pache Te Kachha (underwear) Pat Raya Ho!:d
 
hahahah! indeed hillarious,
Madhvi auntyji aape jokes always give me instant pet ka dard due to LOL ;)
aur aane do!

rock on
Jit
 
hahaha, aunty eib dard to dard howe se....mein kaise bataaon ki ye khard-dard hai ya meetha...bas is dard mein hansi bhi aa rehi se ;)
anyways, I'm having a blast this weekend as its kite-festival here ;)
btw, same to u too....have a party with uncleji ;)

rock on
Jit

madhvi said:
Beta kaun se ala darad hove se yo bhi bata diyo. Chaal rarm ram, ghara jaoon.
Have a nice weekend
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jawab nahi!!

Auntyji aapka jawab nahi............

After reading this joke, I couldn't control myself and laughed. Everyone in my office was staring at me asking what happened to me. But how can I tell them this joke as they would understand this Desi one.

Really, sometimes hamare Bade-Buddhe aisi baat keh dete hain ki hansi aae bina nahi raha jaata!!!!
 
whatare u aying sachin

baliyansachin said:
Really, sometimes hamare Bade-Buddhe aisi baat keh dete hain ki hansi aae bina nahi raha jaata!!!!
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:D:D:D what do u mean by that Aunty is not in the category of "BADE-BUDDHE";):eek:
take back your words sachin.....:p :D:D
or u know the consequenses....lol
but a gud one "Joke with in a joke"
Dont mind "ANUTY"
Now i cant stop rolling......hahahahaha
 
keshavdahiya said:
:D:D:D what do u mean by that Aunty is not in the category of "BADE-BUDDHE";):eek:
take back your words sachin.....:p :D:D
or u know the consequenses....lol
but a gud one "Joke with in a joke"
Dont mind "ANUTY"
Now i cant stop rolling......hahahahaha
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sahi kahi mane to aapko dekh kar bhi hansi aa gayi madhvi ji
aap chutkala sunati ho to jyada hansi aati hai
 
kaya baat.............

madhvi said:
Kyon bhai sachin manne dekh ke hasni kyon aayee tere taie? mai bhi ke isa bhunda muh leree soo?
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Dear Aunty ji, Jo baat aapke chutkulo mein hai wo aur kahan? You are the cutest Aunty of the Jatland and all of us respect you. plz keep sending such stuff and make us laugh.
 
yo ke kiya

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baliyansachin said:
Dear Aunty ji, Jo baat aapke chutkulo mein hai wo aur kahan? You are the cutest Aunty of the Jatland and all of us respect you. plz keep sending such stuff and make us laugh.
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Yo ke kah diya beta sachin? I am the cutest Aunty? ibe dekhiye saree Jatland ki doosari Auntiyan tere peeche lath le ke pad jangee:D
 
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D LOL


keshavdahiya said:
what do u mean by that Aunty is not in the category of "BADE-BUDDHE"
take back your words sachin.....
or u know the consequenses....lol
but a gud one "Joke with in a joke"
Dont mind "ANUTY"
Now i cant stop rolling......hahahahaha
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kutoonge

nd-chora said:
:D :D :D :D LOL
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Keshav ar Devender,
Yo website hai to thum khoob hans lo, je kise din thum dono mere thya ge to bahut kutoongi, ise Aunty ne saari Zindagi nahi bhoologe.:D:D
ha ha ha :p
Good one naughty boys... keep it up...good sense of humour:rolleyes:
 
mein to APKA balak jaisa hun

madhvi said:
Keshav ar Devender,
Yo website hai to thum khoob hans lo, je kise din thum dono mere thya ge to bahut kutoongi, ise Aunty ne saari Zindagi nahi bhoologe.:D:D
ha ha ha :p
Good one naughty boys... keep it up...good sense of humour:rolleyes:
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Mere se kya galti ho gayi "ANTYJI" mein to aapke baache ki taraha hun.....
koi bhul chuk ho gayi ho to maaf kardena.....lekin mein to aapki meher le raha hun;)
Yeh Jatland walle aapke baare mein kuch bhi likhte hain :D:D
koi to hai jo aapki support mein hai:(
 
han Beta khoob theek kah ra se, je tere barge mere balak jise ho jaan te manne te dushmana ki jaroorate kauni mai te jite ji nu e marr jaangee
 
ek baat puchni hai

madam aapki sehat ka kya raaz hai........
aap kii sehat dekh ke mere kuch yaad aati hai;)
 
isse bhi maaf kar do..

madhvi said:
Kyan ki yaad awe se bhai yo to bata deta?
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Dr saab isse bhi maaf kar dyo aapne dekh ke sabne kimme yaad awe se lekin darte na bolte;)
yo pehlya e nhaas phudda rys se......
ignore him.....
:D:D:D
 
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