Bhoondi Shakal Ki Chhori

[devdahiya]

Ek tau nei Bahadurgarh mei ek ready made garments ki Dukkan khol li aur ek batunni totta ek cage mei daal ke dukaan ke gate pei latkka diya. Ek din ek Sunder si laddaki Kuchh kharidan aai ar ussne dekhte-e Totta bolya:

Totta: Chhori tere te bhoondi shakal ki chhori mne kadde nahin dekhi.
Chhori: Calls out for tau.
Tau : Haan beti ke baat?
Chhori: Tau yo tera totta te badda badtameez...[arr jo totte nei kahya wo sabh bataya]. AR boli Tau je yo Totta nyu karega te aagge te mei te teri dukkan pei aaun nahi.
Tau : Chho mei aake totte tei bolya," Arre o jammai tne mei grahak bannawan nei lyaya tha..bhajawan nei nahi...arr je tne apni harkat bandd nahi kari te tera khana-pinna bandh kar dyunga. Ar pher uss chhori te bolya," Beti samjha diya se yo arr tu le appna samman." [chhori appna jaroorat ka samman khareed ke chali jati hei.

AFTER A FEW DAYS SAME GIRL COMES AGAIN AND THIS TOTTA AGAIN SAYS," Chhori manne tere te bhoonddi shakal ki chhori kadde nahi dekhi ."

Chhori her tau tahin aawaz deti hei.
Tau : Aagya beti...ke baat? [chhori pher Totte ki Gustakhi ke barre mei batati hei ar Tau ko warning de-deti hei ke aaj pachhe mei te ke uska koe ghar aala ya ristedaar bi Tau ki dukaan pei nahin awega] Tau ke ghanna kasoota chho uthh jya se ar Totte ko kehta hei," Dekh re susrre Totte...je aaj pachhe kisse te kuchh bi keh di na te teri pankh padd ke sardak pei phenk dyunga arr tne phenk dyunga aag mei......Business khrab nahin karaya jaga...samajh jyaiye. [the girl buys the stuff and goes back]


KUCHH DIN BAAD WA CHHORI PHER AATI HEI AR JAISSE HI TAU KE STORE KE GATE PE PERR RAKHTI HEI TOTTA KEHTA HEI:

TOTTA: DEKH E CHHORI TNE MEI KUCHH KAHUNGA TE SE NAHIN PAR TNE BERA JAROR SE AK MEI KE KEHNA CHAHOON SUUN?

 

[devdahiya]

Ghanna Lambba Hogya Yo Te

Bhaiyo Sorry Joke Aachha Tha Par Thodda Lambba Hogya....sorry For The Inconvinience.

 

[abhirana]

tote mwin tau ke kuch gun aa gaye hoge
bahut badhiya...

 

[sumitchahar]

Jelli Liya

BHAI SAHAB
yo te ghana e kasuta tha
te ise baat pe main bhi apna ek chutkula post kar dun tai aap log bura matna maniyo.Ar bhai yo kisi bhai ki feeling hurt karan tain kanya sai
Ek bai 2 HAKLE(stamrer)hon sain par donuan nai nyun na bera hota ak yoh syami aala bhi hakla sai tai unki conversation kuchh is tarah ho sai
1st:-bbbb...bhai yyy..yo SSSS....SANG kit ho sss.....sai
2nd:-(thought ak yoh tai mera majak udavai sai)-bola-JJJ.....JELLI LLL....LIYA HHH....HADAI(here) ho jyaga.

 

[mandhan]

great excellent!

oh great bhai dev dahiya. Ek dam kasutta TOTTA tha.

 

[akdabas]

Dev Bhai

kati HHKPPG............................................

KUCHH DIN BAAD WA CHHORI PHER AATI HEI AR JAISSE HI TAU KE STORE KE GATE PE PERR RAKHTI HEI TOTTA KEHTA HEI:

TOTTA: DEKH E CHHORI TNE MEI KUCHH KAHUNGA TE SE NAHIN PAR TNE BERA JAROR SE AK MEI KE KEHNA CHAHOON SUUN?

 

[devdahiya]

Dev Bhai

kati HHKPPG............................................

KUCHH DIN BAAD WA CHHORI PHER AATI HEI AR JAISSE HI TAU KE STORE KE GATE PE PERR RAKHTI HEI TOTTA KEHTA HEI:

TOTTA: DEKH E CHHORI TNE MEI KUCHH KAHUNGA TE SE NAHIN PAR TNE BERA JAROR SE AK MEI KE KEHNA CHAHOON SUUN?

Ya bhi theek kahi bhai...ha....ha..ha.

 

[lalit_nashier]

hahahahah very nice .............

BHAI SAHAB
2nd:-(thought ak yoh tai mera majak udavai sai)-bola-JJJ.....JELLI LLL....LIYA HHH....HADAI(here) ho jyaga.

 

[mittu]

dev ji, ebke to ghanna ae kassuta mar diya, ghanne din pachhe issa sunna hai!

 

[rekharathee]

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhah

mere hanssi iss chutkule pe na chuutti

hansi te jib chuutti jeb, dev sir ka "sorry for inconvinience" alla comment padya,

Dev sir je chutkula paddan te pehlya vo comment padd lun he te "inconvinience" na thanni padde hai.

hahahaahhahahhh

 

[sunitahooda]

Dev Ji....itna andy Totta....apke saarey CHARACTER ANDY sain....MULTI TALENTED....totte nai bhi wahey kardi.....CHADDAR KA KOI JIKRA NA SAI.... arr jukar purane zamaney mai kai lugai chhithi mai likya karti....CHITHI NAI TAAR SAMJHIYO....AR THODI KAHI NAI GHANI SAMJHIYO....

 

[sunitahooda]

KAKA JI -issi issi INCONVIENIENCE HOTI REHNI CHAHIYE....Your inconvinience is ALWAYS WELCOME

Bhaiyo Sorry Joke Aachha Tha Par Thodda Lambba Hogya....sorry For The Inconvinience.

 

[devdahiya]

Dev Ji....itna andy Totta....apke saarey CHARACTER ANDY sain....MULTI TALENTED....totte nai bhi wahey kardi.....CHADDAR KA KOI JIKRA NA SAI.... arr jukar purane zamaney mai kai lugai chhithi mai likya karti....CHITHI NAI TAAR SAMJHIYO....AR THODI KAHI NAI GHANI SAMJHIYO....

Haan bebe puranne jammane mei khool kei te kahya nahin karti ye lugai arr STRESS de ke convey karran mei bhi ghatt na ghalya kartti. PURRI TERA TAALLI HUYA KARTTI....Ha...ha..ha. KILLAKKI @ TERA TAALI.