A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card.
The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"
The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers *both* events!
You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday..."
The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"
The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers *both* events!
You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday..."