BIWI HO TO AISSI[ek kalpana)

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Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

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Bhai rae aur te theek se ... ya upar aali cheej ghani jaroori hai .... na to kade dikhey 498 a lagya pave .... ha ha

Kalle baat hon thi .... ek chora bichara ghani mehanat karke padya tha test centre mein ... 5ve mahine la diya 498a er nue kahe se ek teri naukri chudvaon ... na te 15 lakh mein samjhota kar le .... ha ha .... dekhiye ghana shekhchilli bante bante cheeke ke panh ja lagge .... :)
 
Ek baar ek thaane main 2 log report likhaan aaye ..... donuwaan ke bahu baajh gi thee ..... thaanedar bolya ..... description batao kisi kisi thee ....Pehla bolya .....ji meri te ise thee ..... jisi neeche likhi hai

Thaane dar doosre te bolya ... haan tu beta teri kisi thee ..... Doosra bolya ..... ji meri ne te paache dhoondh lyaange pehlyaan ..... chaalo isseki ne dhundwa dyaan saan

ha ha ha ha .... Bhai Aapne bhi mubarak ho .... nyota te diya na koe na ... bhai ka ghar bas gya usse mein raji saan .... ha ha ....
 
Bhai tumare liye hardiwar sabse upyukat jagah hai...... roz shiv ji ki pooja kar ganga kinare shayad beda paar ho jaye....:)


Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jat ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................
 
Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jat ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................


Bhai Sahab Bhole ji,

Itni saari khoobiyan likh di hone wali biwi ke baare me. ek baar meri aali thread "EK SHAADISHUDA KI DAASTAN" jo time paas me hi mil jayegi, padh lena phir in khoobiyon pe vichaar karna DHARTI ghoomti nazar aayegi.
dont take serious just joking. par meri aali thread padhna zaroor.

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bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar ram-nam le,chae garam pilati ho
office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
good bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari
hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, mere ghar ko bharti ho
pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
koi batae aissi bala, koe jat ka bhai ho
bole madhur vachan.............................
भाई सुदेश असल मैं तो इसी लुगाई तने किते पावे नही .
अरे जै मिल भी गई किस्मत तै तो इतनी खुबिया आली नै
इन जाटलैंड के रांडा तै बचा कै राखिये . उड़ा ले ज्या गे .
 
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