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devdahiya

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Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jatland ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................


[ It is just a fiction and my creation.No one to take it seriously please. It is just for the lighter moments. Thanx]
 
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devdahiya said:
Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.
Thanx
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Dahiya saab, ye poem to bahut achhi hai lekin agar koi etni saari demand kare to bechara kunwara he rah jawaga...

"karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda"
ghar mein bhangdda?- mere khayal se bahar khule mein kare to achha rahega:-)

"Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho"
-koi feminist wala dekh lega to aapko ghar se nikal ke aapse bhangdda karwayega:-)

"Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki bharmaari ho"
-Are bhai patni hai koi bachhe dene ki machine to nahi, exercise moderation:-) kidding...

If asked for honest criticism, this poem is better than the last one "fal bhi wasse, ped bhi wasse" because the tone used in that poem was grim and cynical i.e. old days were all good and new age is all bad... its not so, there are lots of good thing in new system too...

Wasse assi bibiyan kahan milti hai, bataiye?? shaadi.com search kiya to saari ek se badkar ek joker mili jinke message mane ek post mein likhe the:-))

vinod
 
Aameen, bhagwan karae esi a mallae !!

Aameen !!

baki Sangwan ki bat theek lagi...bhangra to ek aadh bae a karae ar vo be bahar to achha rah ga !!



devdahiya said:
Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jatland ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................


[ It is just a fiction and my creation.No one to take it seriously please. It is just for the lighter moments. Thanx]
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Just one problem...

Uske 'laayak' pati kahan se milega?..point to ponder..hai ki nahi...:D

Dev uncle, good composition..
thank God you clarified that its mere imagination nahi to...dhoondte reh jaogey...waali naubat aa jaati...:D :) , Anyways, vichaar achhe hai..nice write up!!
 
Bahut Achhi kavita hai Dahiya ji!

Mrs. Dahiya se consult karke unki kalapana( patti ho to aissa) bhi jarur likhna.
 
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Konya bujhun

spdeshwal said:
Bahut Achhi kavita hai Dahiya ji!

Mrs. Dahiya se consult karke unki kalapana( patti ho to aissa) bhi jarur likhna.
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Bhai Steypal ji....je Mrs Dahiya ke mannki boojh li tei manne yo ghar chhhod ke dudakki hona paddega..Ha...Ha..Ha. Bhai yo majaak tahin likhya tha, kyun marwawo so. Galti hogi kebera.Galle ka phanss khya krein isne.........ho...ho...ho.
 
Well written

Dahiya jee

Well written poem its really well composed.

Abhimanyu Phougat
 
Koe paissa kharach krre na,hardum savings karti jaye
Multani mitti se nhaye,lipstick bhi nahi lagaye
Meri khushi mei laggi rhe wo assi gorri nyari ho
Bole madhur..........................


Call karrun to bhaggi aaye,haan ji-2 kartti jaye
Charno mei mere dhyan rahe aur binna darraye dartti jaye
Ek tammanna aur meri ke naukkar wa sarkaari ho
Bole madhur..................................



Bhai koe serious matt liyo kadde sirr phodd dyo?
 
:)

Dahiya Ji....jai aapne issiye chahiye tai kam tai kam 100-150 Chhoriyan tai kattha byah karna padega....issi ek tai na milley....
 
haha

sunita ku mhare KAKA JI ka remaand tarwaan ki soch ri sei......EK sambhalni bhari ho ja hai aajkal, 100-150 te ke haal hoga, sir pe ek bhi baal koni bacchei, arr nuksaan mahara hi hoga , hade bhi konya aawein KAKA JI pher te..:)

EK bat aur 100-150 bhi katthi holen to bhi isi konya mille KAKA JI ne..aajkaal we nari na rehri ..:D
 
Sejwal .....

Sejwal....rahan de nai....ke baat kardi tanney bi....issi NAARI tai rehri sain par booddhi holi sai....thare dayin ki na rahi.....killki @ dayin ki



sejwaldeepak said:
sunita ku mhare KAKA JI ka remaand tarwaan ki soch ri sei......EK sambhalni bhari ho ja hai aajkal, 100-150 te ke haal hoga, sir pe ek bhi baal koni bacchei, arr nuksaan mahara hi hoga , hade bhi konya aawein KAKA JI pher te..:)

EK bat aur 100-150 bhi katthi holen to bhi isi konya mille KAKA JI ne..aajkaal we nari na rehri ..:D
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accha ............

Jibbe te main aaj kaal ki baat karun hun,, we te dadi , nani, taii , kaki,, ho ri sein,, bahu kade mille hai aajkal isi isi..:confused:

arr we bhi pure na thi isi ,, apne budheyan te bujh ke dekh le bata denge budhiyan ke bare mein
 
Aur ke...nuay sai....

Sejwal tumne tai saaryan ne pher...relli ghee tai kaam chala padega arr na tai MODDE banna padega....arr kai pher dekhti aankhyan gail maakhi nigal lyo saare....


sejwaldeepak said:
Jibbe te main aaj kaal ki baat karun hun,, we te dadi , nani, taii , kaki,, ho ri sein,, bahu kade mille hai aajkal isi isi..:confused:

arr we bhi pure na thi isi ,, apne budheyan te bujh ke dekh le bata denge budhiyan ke bare mein
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tu chinta manna kar meri...

mera te pehlam hi kalesh kat rhya sei:D gabhrawe manna main to nibal liya.. bakki randeyan ki chinta kar ibb tu:p
 
devdahiya said:
Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jatland ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................


[ It is just a fiction and my creation.No one to take it seriously please. It is just for the lighter moments. Thanx]
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bhai ye sari kubhi ak mai to milni koni
per ak ak kubhi wali dundyge to 50-100 milla ke teri tamana jaroor pui kar dangee
 
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