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rajkharb

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ek be tai Dhaapo bas main chadli paachhli khidki main ke..er seat na mili. bas ful the tai seat bujhti bujhti kati driver dhore jaali kise ne seat nahi di..er va jaake bonat pe baithgi...thodi haan paachhe ek madam bhi chadi bas main beg rahi taang , unchi ediyan ke sandal per ri.er kaale chasme laa ri..junsi seat dhore ke ja.use seat aala ke aajao madam ji yahan bethjao..va bhi nat ti nat ti bonat dhore ja ke boli tai hoye paren ne main bhi baithungi..tai boli " seat pa e beth ja ne beti ,ibe to ummar sai teri..pher to tanne bhi mere ki dalan bonat hi milega baithan ne"
 
ek be tai Dhaapo bas main chadli paachhli khidki main ke..er seat na mili. bas ful the tai seat bujhti bujhti kati driver dhore jaali kise ne seat nahi di..er va jaake bonat pe baithgi...thodi haan paachhe ek madam bhi chadi bas main beg rahi taang , unchi ediyan ke sandal per ri.er kaale chasme laa ri..junsi seat dhore ke ja.use seat aala ke aajao madam ji yahan bethjao..va bhi nat ti nat ti bonat dhore ja ke boli tai hoye paren ne main bhi baithungi..tai boli " seat pa e beth ja ne beti ,ibe to ummar sai teri..pher to tanne bhi mere ki dalan bonat hi milega baithan ne"

hahahhahhaahaha tai bhi kasuti baat margi.

Bhai aapne description b kasuta de diya jukar us bus me aap b ho.............
 
Is Chivalry dead??? or it never existed??? tsk tsk...

बाकी का मुझे पता नहीं पर हमारे देश में ( सोनीपत, रोहतक, जींद, पनीपत्त )
ये ( chivalry ) 20-30 साल पहले तक्क अपनी पूर्ण युवावस्था में थी !

जब दुसरे पान्ने की लड़की को भी सगी बहन, बुआ जैसा ही समझा जाता था !
Sc / st को भी !
 
बाकी का मुझे पता नहीं पर हमारे देश में ( सोनीपत, रोहतक, जींद, पनीपत्त )
ये ( chivalry ) 20-30 साल पहले तक्क अपनी पूर्ण युवावस्था में थी !

जब दुसरे पान्ने की लड़की को भी सगी बहन, बुआ जैसा ही समझा जाता था !
Sc / st को भी !

yu joke section se,kyu iski essi tessi karo ho.
bera na k karan lage aajkal koi ladai karan lage h to koi serious topic le aave h.koi bole to uske gail seeng fasa le h.


ghorrrrrr kalug aagya..............hahhahahhahaha
 
yu joke section se,kyu iski essi tessi karo ho.
bera na k karan lage aajkal koi ladai karan lage h to koi serious topic le aave h.koi bole to uske gail seeng fasa le h.


ghorrrrrr kalug aagya..............hahhahahhahaha

Tu bach ke rahiye ..................tu e bhaag ke aaga ghere hai sabka koi tere seeng maar ja ga ...........:rock
 
yu joke section se,kyu iski essi tessi karo ho.
bera na k karan lage aajkal koi ladai karan lage h to koi serious topic le aave h.koi bole to uske gail seeng fasa le h.


ghorrrrrr kalug aagya..............hahhahahhahaha

Vikas jee -
मुझे ये joke लगी ही नहीं - बल्की ख़राब लगा पढ़ कर. और भी so called जोक्स पोस्ट होती हैं (जैसे की "लडके नए लडकी के कान के पीछै थप्पड़ मारा - how can this be a joke!!! what kind of sick person would do such a thing to his girlfriend!!!

Regards,

Urmila.
 
Vikas jee -
मुझे ये joke लगी ही नहीं - बल्की ख़राब लगा पढ़ कर. और भी so called जोक्स पोस्ट होती हैं (जैसे की "लडके नए लडकी के कान के पीछै थप्पड़ मारा - how can this be a joke!!! what kind of sick person would do such a thing to his girlfriend!!!

Regards,

Urmila.

ha ha ha actually me hoya k urmila jee Vikas ne jhooth bola joke ulta sunaya isne ................yu chennai k jungala me rah hai ude iski kaali si GF hai isne use dekh ke gaana gaya ..................ar khosde iske baaje thee .............:rock
 
Vikas jee -
मुझे ये joke लगी ही नहीं - बल्की ख़राब लगा पढ़ कर. और भी so called जोक्स पोस्ट होती हैं (जैसे की "लडके नए लडकी के कान के पीछै थप्पड़ मारा - how can this be a joke!!! what kind of sick person would do such a thing to his girlfriend!!!

Regards,

Urmila.

Mam ji aap aisa karo google pe search maro joke,ek b joke isa paa ja jisme koi kisi ne respect deta ho to plz yaha chap diyo hum bhi kuch sikh lenge.


meri ek baat samajh me na aati ki joke ne joke kyu ni rehne dete kyu joke ki re re matti karo ho.
joke isse b se jisme chorri chorre k kaan k niche maar de se mere khyal te usme aapne koi problem na hoti aade padhti han?????????


aaj se pehle b yaha aise aise bot joke likhe gye h tab aap kaha gayab the mam?chalo ye to joke h lekin reality me b aisa bot hota h.reality me to humne isa b dekha h jisme chorri chore k thok de se.....aajkal koi kam na h apni chalti me sab sawa sher h.


P.S: bot bar bot members ne likha h ki humour section me likhi hui baato ko serious mat lo,ye mehaz ek joke h jiska kisi jeevat insaan se koi sambandh ni h aur agar iska kisi se sambandh paya gaya to ye mehaz ek ghatna hogi.....hahhahahhahahaha
 
ha ha ha actually me hoya k urmila jee Vikas ne jhooth bola joke ulta sunaya isne ................yu chennai k jungala me rah hai ude iski kaali si GF hai isne use dekh ke gaana gaya ..................ar khosde iske baaje thee .............:rock

hahahhahhahahaha sahi kara priya aapne,mere khyal te ebb Urmilla ji ne shanti ho jagi.......
 
P.S: bot bar bot members ne likha h ki humour section me likhi hui baato ko serious mat lo,ye mehaz ek joke h jiska kisi jeevat insaan se koi sambandh ni h aur agar iska kisi se sambandh paya gaya to ye mehaz ek ghatna hogi.....hahhahahhahahaha

ha ha ha ha wa ghatnaa mane teri gela ghat ti dikhan laag ri hai maan ja tu ..............:cool:
 
Exposure to antisocial things such as violence under the garb of fun things such as jokes, video games etc, tends to de-sensitizes the person to that anti social behavior. This attached cartoon explains it very well. Hitting a girl friend, show dis respect to an old woman by not offering her seat ( read "not attractive enough" to men) is not a laughing matter even in a joke!

Ah! some fresh air please :)
 
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ek be tai Dhaapo bas main chadli paachhli khidki main ke..er seat na mili. bas ful the tai seat bujhti bujhti kati driver dhore jaali kise ne seat nahi di..er va jaake bonat pe baithgi...thodi haan paachhe ek madam bhi chadi bas main beg rahi taang , unchi ediyan ke sandal per ri.er kaale chasme laa ri..junsi seat dhore ke ja.use seat aala ke aajao madam ji yahan bethjao..va bhi nat ti nat ti bonat dhore ja ke boli tai hoye paren ne main bhi baithungi..tai boli " seat pa e beth ja ne beti ,ibe to ummar sai teri..pher to tanne bhi mere ki dalan bonat hi milega baithan ne"

Moral Of the Joke : khacha - khach bhari bas main nahi chadna chahiye

( ib paachhe main moral aale joke chepunga....har kisi ke liye kuchh na kuchh hoga..jine sawad lena ho sawad lo. er jine siksha leni ho vo siksha lo..)
 
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