"Breaking News"........ "The Chicken Crossed the Road"............ A Media Story.......
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"But there is No Road" - Kapil Sibal
"I Never Laid out Any Road for Anyone to Cross" - Kamal Nath
"Hamari parteeeee....aam murgeeee ki parteeeee hain" - Italian Indian
"The chickon cross the road on 24 May at 6 pm...we're no longer
accountable as now it is 27 May" - Party worker
"Genuine Chicken error" - P Chidambaram
"But sources within the Congress say that the chicken did follow the
rules...the PM was misled" - Barkha Dutt
"But who hid the chicken from the Prime Minister?"- Nidhi Razdan
"Many chicken have been run over by trucks. I saw the bones" - Rahul Gandhi
"Chicken died while crossing the road.. It called and told me RSS did
it" - Diggy
"We give a clean chick...errr....chit to the chicken" - CBI
"Rahul has been misquoted and quoted out of context by the media in
this chicken issue" - Jayanthi Natarajan
"On 'Face the Nation' tonight: Do chicken have a right to cross the
road when the roads are so mismanaged?" - Sagarika
"Wish there is a day when special roads are built for chicken to
exercise their freedom. Till then, Goodnight" - Rajdeep
"Our government is taking strong steps to protect chicken by closing
down roads. BJP is anti-chicken by building roads" - Manish Tewari
"Dead chicken will file affidavit in court clearly stating that new
roads are being built in Gujarat to kill them" - Teesta Setalvad
"There are two kinds of chicken out there. One who live happily in
luxury of poultry farm. Others who slog it out on the road" - Rahul
Gandhi
"I have papers here in my hand .. you can't deny that chicken did cross" - Arnab
"Look, I represent the Congress party and not the Government, so I
can't answer this" - Jayanthi Natarajan
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"But there is No Road" - Kapil Sibal
"I Never Laid out Any Road for Anyone to Cross" - Kamal Nath
"Hamari parteeeee....aam murgeeee ki parteeeee hain" - Italian Indian
"The chickon cross the road on 24 May at 6 pm...we're no longer
accountable as now it is 27 May" - Party worker
"Genuine Chicken error" - P Chidambaram
"But sources within the Congress say that the chicken did follow the
rules...the PM was misled" - Barkha Dutt
"But who hid the chicken from the Prime Minister?"- Nidhi Razdan
"Many chicken have been run over by trucks. I saw the bones" - Rahul Gandhi
"Chicken died while crossing the road.. It called and told me RSS did
it" - Diggy
"We give a clean chick...errr....chit to the chicken" - CBI
"Rahul has been misquoted and quoted out of context by the media in
this chicken issue" - Jayanthi Natarajan
"On 'Face the Nation' tonight: Do chicken have a right to cross the
road when the roads are so mismanaged?" - Sagarika
"Wish there is a day when special roads are built for chicken to
exercise their freedom. Till then, Goodnight" - Rajdeep
"Our government is taking strong steps to protect chicken by closing
down roads. BJP is anti-chicken by building roads" - Manish Tewari
"Dead chicken will file affidavit in court clearly stating that new
roads are being built in Gujarat to kill them" - Teesta Setalvad
"There are two kinds of chicken out there. One who live happily in
luxury of poultry farm. Others who slog it out on the road" - Rahul
Gandhi
"I have papers here in my hand .. you can't deny that chicken did cross" - Arnab
"Look, I represent the Congress party and not the Government, so I
can't answer this" - Jayanthi Natarajan