Bus Mein Kitt Baithhya Tha

[devdahiya]

Ek din ek tau gharran aaya arr uski dehi phooti paddi...khoonam-khoon katti.Usske char chhore thhe.Sabtein chhotlla ghrra tha..ow bolya...Babu kukkar huya? Tau bolya rei bus ka accident ho gya saali ka. Chhora bolya tu kitt bathhya tha.Tau bolya rei aage nei baithhya tha......? Chhora chho mei aa ke bolya," aagge issi-tissi krawann nei baithhya tha,jib bera rhya akk accident hoga tei sabh tein pehlyan aage aale thhukkein ge? ittne mei doosra chhora aagya arr ussne bhi we hei sawaal-jabab karre....? Tau tein jib nyu bojhjhi akk kitt beithhya tha tei tau bolya.....Re mei pachhe nei beithhya tha. Chhora ghanna chho mei aa gya arr bolya.....batta kukraamm tei khuudd kar rhya....pachhe nei tei aankhlli laag jya jib mannass phuutt jya. Itne mei teesra aa gya..arr wei hei baat...Tau bolya rei mei BICHALLE baithhya tha. Chhorra bolya.....bichchalle aalle tei donnu ood ki maar khaya krein....batta hudde kyun baithhya? Ittne mei oo sabh tein badda aa gya....arr tau ghanna ghabra liya tha ibb tahin.Uss chhore nei bhi wei hei..Bhin-ki Bhin bujhjhi........Arr tau chho mei aa gya arr bolya," RE KUNGGARO BASSAN DYO GE AKK NAHIN MEI TEI HELLI AAGGE BAITHHYA HOKKA PEEWUN THA...EK BUS AAWEI THI ARR WA SAALI MERE UPPAR AAN PADDI.

 

[ratheetheraist]

hahahahahaa..............

hahahahaa.............khoon pee liyaa thaa jibb saallyaan neyy bechaare Ka boojh boojh............arr unn bhi phoote paache te chidd faltu jaya karee tau.........hahahahahha..............hahahaha............dokhti ragg neyy khoddey thee susrree................chore thee akk DUSMANN...................

ahahhahahahahaahah............hahahhahaa...........killkii.......pe..........killkii.......hahahahahah@DUSMANN

 

[deswal]

This one of your bests!! And original, off course!!

 

[devdahiya]

This one of your bests!! And original, off course!!

Big thanks is your due for sure........Le jyao tokkra bhar kei. ha..ha..ha.

 

[keshavdahiya]

hahhahahha killkki ...... kaka edit te nyu kar rakhya se janu pehlyan BUS ki chaaat pe bithaya ho....er pher........paache heli pe hooki deke bithya ho.......
hahahahahaha

hahahahha maaro innn chorraan ke yeh saaare nirrre line mein khaadde karkke lath maran ke hoven sein........

isssa isssa tau jaddya mein dopheri ne ghaaam mein khaat pe baith ke uuuper jaaate hawaijhaaaj ne kehya karre...."le meri susrri ke tanne bhi mere uupper te hi jana tha......je padd gya te katti e maarega......

 

[devdahiya]

hahhahahha killkki ...... kaka edit te nyu kar rakhya se janu pehlyan BUS ki chaaat pe bithaya ho....er pher........paache heli pe hooki deke bithya ho.......
hahahahahaha

hahahahha maaro innn chorraan ke yeh saaare nirrre line mein khaadde karkke lath maran ke hoven sein........

isssa isssa tau jaddya mein dopheri ne ghaaam mein khaat pe baith ke uuuper jaaate hawaijhaaaj ne kehya karre...."le meri susrri ke tanne bhi mere uupper te hi jana tha......je padd gya te katti e maarega......

Ghanni gehraai mei ja sei....duub ke marrega rakkass.........Spelling tera fuffa thheek kreigga KLESHYAAN. Nirre gosse phenkke ja sei saarri haan....ha..ha..ha. Bhonkke ja Albaaddi.

 

[manuraj]

Bahut badhiya

Dev bhaii.... basan dega k nahi... hum to gharr main bathe the..ar tera chutkala aan padya...bas jab tain haansi -e nahi tham li hai..

 

[anilsangwan]

Bahoot Badhiya Dev Sir....Aar O keshav bhai...kasooti baga gya....hawai jahaj aali........laage raho nuye bum paaddan ke...

 

[malikmca]

good one Dev sir....aur yo keshav bhai to hai hee bighni ibke bhee bighan bitha rakhya hai.....

 

[dndeswal]

ताऊ का जवाब नहीं !

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ताऊ से कोई नहीं जीत सकता ।
छोहरा चाल्या गया शहर में फिल्म देखण । सांझ नैं आया तै ताऊ नै बूझा - अरै, सारै दिन कित था? छोहरे नै जवाब दिया - आड़ै-ए तै था !
ताऊ बोल्या - भाई तू आड़ै-ए था, तै न्यूं बता आक हाम कित थे ?
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[malikmca]

Deswal sir....sach main tau ka koi jwab nahee....

 

[pardeephooda]

yoh katya rog
Bahut badhiya
regds

Ek din ek tau gharran aaya arr uski dehi phooti paddi...khoonam-khoon katti.Usske char chhore thhe.Sabtein chhotlla ghrra tha..ow bolya...Babu kukkar huya? Tau bolya rei bus ka accident ho gya saali ka. Chhora bolya tu kitt bathhya tha.Tau bolya rei aage nei baithhya tha......? Chhora chho mei aa ke bolya," aagge issi-tissi krawann nei baithhya tha,jib bera rhya akk accident hoga tei sabh tein pehlyan aage aale thhukkein ge? ittne mei doosra chhora aagya arr ussne bhi we hei sawaal-jabab karre....? Tau tein jib nyu bojhjhi akk kitt beithhya tha tei tau bolya.....Re mei pachhe nei beithhya tha. Chhora ghanna chho mei aa gya arr bolya.....batta kukraamm tei khuudd kar rhya....pachhe nei tei aankhlli laag jya jib mannass phuutt jya. Itne mei teesra aa gya..arr wei hei baat...Tau bolya rei mei BICHALLE baithhya tha. Chhorra bolya.....bichchalle aalle tei donnu ood ki maar khaya krein....batta hudde kyun baithhya? Ittne mei oo sabh tein badda aa gya....arr tau ghanna ghabra liya tha ibb tahin.Uss chhore nei bhi wei hei..Bhin-ki Bhin bujhjhi........Arr tau chho mei aa gya arr bolya," RE KUNGGARO BASSAN DYO GE AKK NAHIN MEI TEI HELLI AAGGE BAITHHYA HOKKA PEEWUN THA...EK BUS AAWEI THI ARR WA SAALI MERE UPPAR AAN PADDI.
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[keshavdahiya]

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hahahhahaha killki hhahaha mar ge reh .......
deswal saab ne te katti e naas tha diya...........hahahahahhaha

mere pitaji ek baat bataya karen apni er apne bhaiyan ki......
Hisar ki baat hai....sometime in 1950s...uss time hisar saara bidd(jungle) tha
har te mere 2 no. er 3 no. TAU donu ghanne uut the......despite the fact they retired as maj. General and DIG in BSF....lekin aaj bhi ghanne jullmi sein....
er te raat ne bidd mein aag laag gi... saare uuuth ge...lekin 2 janne absent the.....sabne sochi kitt gaye....er mera dada ghanna cho mein aagya.... er nyu bolya kitt gaye hain ye donu uulu ke patthe......hahahhahahhah.
iitne mein donu picture dekh ke uultte aan laag reh the......te uunhe bhi dekhya aag laag rehi se... te bhajje aaye..... mere daada ne bhujji...kitt the tham haramjaade....hahahahha.
3 no. tau jhatta bolya ..... HUM TE MUAENAA karan gayye the jungle mein ki aag kadde tahin pahunchi hai.........ahaaahahahahaa

aagle din meri daadi ne ticket paa gi ghoojh mein.....donu pher lhuktte hannde yawa yawa......
ahhahahha killkii er ya baat we khuud bata bata patya karen......killkki

 

[upen_singh]

great

Ha..Ha..ha.....bahut Khoob dev sir.

Ek din ek tau gharran aaya arr uski dehi phooti paddi...khoonam-khoon katti.Usske char chhore thhe.Sabtein chhotlla ghrra tha..ow bolya...Babu kukkar huya? Tau bolya rei bus ka accident ho gya saali ka. Chhora bolya tu kitt bathhya tha.Tau bolya rei aage nei baithhya tha......? Chhora chho mei aa ke bolya," aagge issi-tissi krawann nei baithhya tha,jib bera rhya akk accident hoga tei sabh tein pehlyan aage aale thhukkein ge? ittne mei doosra chhora aagya arr ussne bhi we hei sawaal-jabab karre....? Tau tein jib nyu bojhjhi akk kitt beithhya tha tei tau bolya.....Re mei pachhe nei beithhya tha. Chhora ghanna chho mei aa gya arr bolya.....batta kukraamm tei khuudd kar rhya....pachhe nei tei aankhlli laag jya jib mannass phuutt jya. Itne mei teesra aa gya..arr wei hei baat...Tau bolya rei mei BICHALLE baithhya tha. Chhorra bolya.....bichchalle aalle tei donnu ood ki maar khaya krein....batta hudde kyun baithhya? Ittne mei oo sabh tein badda aa gya....arr tau ghanna ghabra liya tha ibb tahin.Uss chhore nei bhi wei hei..Bhin-ki Bhin bujhjhi........Arr tau chho mei aa gya arr bolya," RE KUNGGARO BASSAN DYO GE AKK NAHIN MEI TEI HELLI AAGGE BAITHHYA HOKKA PEEWUN THA...EK BUS AAWEI THI ARR WA SAALI MERE UPPAR AAN PADDI.

 

[cooljat]

Bhai Kesu
ye tauji aali baat to ghaani gadar thi
eib yeh bhi bata de Dadiji ne jib bera patya to
fer unki Reemand kyunkar hui
hahahahhaha@ Reemand

Rock on
Jit

hahahhahaha killki hhahaha mar ge reh .......
deswal saab ne te katti e naas tha diya...........hahahahahhaha

mere pitaji ek baat bataya karen apni er apne bhaiyan ki......
Hisar ki baat hai....sometime in 1950s...uss time hisar saara bidd(jungle) tha
har te mere 2 no. er 3 no. TAU donu ghanne uut the......despite the fact they retired as maj. General and DIG in BSF....lekin aaj bhi ghanne jullmi sein....
er te raat ne bidd mein aag laag gi... saare uuuth ge...lekin 2 janne absent the.....sabne sochi kitt gaye....er mera dada ghanna cho mein aagya.... er nyu bolya kitt gaye hain ye donu uulu ke patthe......hahahhahahhah.
iitne mein donu picture dekh ke uultte aan laag reh the......te uunhe bhi dekhya aag laag rehi se... te bhajje aaye..... mere daada ne bhujji...kitt the tham haramjaade....hahahahha.
3 no. tau jhatta bolya ..... HUM TE MUAENAA karan gayye the jungle mein ki aag kadde tahin pahunchi hai.........ahaaahahahahaa

aagle din meri daadi ne ticket paa gi ghoojh mein.....donu pher lhuktte hannde yawa yawa......
ahhahahha killkii er ya baat we khuud bata bata patya karen......killkki

 

[sunitahooda]

Aaj ka mera haansi ka kota poora ho gya yo padh kai....Deswal sir ghana kasuta....manne bi office aale boojhan aale sain...tu kitt thi arr mai Jatland bi na kah sakti....

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ताऊ बोल्या - भाई तू आड़ै-ए था, तै न्यूं बता आक हाम कित थे ?
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[ratheetheraist]

uff........uff.......

keshu apnaa aaj ke bad mere aage naa aaiyee..........apnaa koi rishta nata nahii.............SABB KIMM JALLA KE KHAAK KARR DIYAA TANNEE...iss bidd kii AAGG main.........................in smiliyan kaa muh bhii aag main ball kee LAAL ho gyaa.........na bicharee hare hare daandrii paadyaa kardee..................

 

[cooljat]

Oh Rathi aaj kya tane pitkaali ( silbatte pe baanti hui marchi) kha lee ke kungar....eib nu kar sheeli si sheet pee le aur baraf chaab le....laal muhnda khud be khud hara ho jaaga

ke baat hui....kilki gang mein foot!!

Rock on
Jit

keshu apnaa aaj ke bad mere aage naa aaiyee..........apnaa koi rishta nata nahii.............SABB KIMM JALLA KE KHAAK KARR DIYAA TANNEE...iss bidd kii AAGG main.........................in smiliyan kaa muh bhii aag main ball kee LAAL ho gyaa.........na bicharee hare hare daandrii paadyaa kardee..................

 

[keshavdahiya]

keshu apnaa aaj ke bad mere aage naa aaiyee..........apnaa koi rishta nata nahii.............SABB KIMM JALLA KE KHAAK KARR DIYAA TANNEE...iss bidd kii AAGG main.........................in smiliyan kaa muh bhii aag main ball kee LAAL ho gyaa.........na bicharee hare hare daandrii paadyaa kardee..................

meri taraf te bhi KUTTI KUTTI KUTTI.....jyukar mulle khaya karen TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ............
tere mein te manne bhi baaaans aawe se......lele ja mar le
ssungh le jitua ke baanslle P @ @ @ @ D........hahahhahahhah

 

[ratheetheraist]

oooooooo nakalchii.......

meri taraf te bhi KUTTI KUTTI KUTTI.....jyukar mulle khaya karen TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ............
tere mein te manne bhi baaaans aawe se......lele ja mar le
ssungh le jitua ke baanslle P @ @ @ @ D........hahahhahahhah

SATTEE SARAM PANCH.......................rookkaa................aajaa........arr iss tagey kee taallaa poo ke chalyaa jaaaaa.............NA TE UU KESHU MERE PE BERA NA KEE SUNNEGAA...............

ARR ISTTEE KEH DIYEE RE JITTEE........AKK MERI KEHNYAA LAKHAWE NAHI GAA IBB............ARR TANNE MHARE FOOT KI CHINTAA NAA HOII KADDE JOO AJJ FOOOOOT KII HOGII..............ja panjee dho kee aa saare killkii gang key.........aaya saii chintit khambaa.......