Chaa kyan ki pitta

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Taai Dhappo nai ek baar bus stand pai thook diya. Dhore khada ek sipahi taai nai dhamka kai bola, Taai tanne aade thook kai gandagi fallai sai, chal thaane mai. To bhai taai nai sipahi tai ek do ka note de diya, ar wo chala gaya.

Jib taai bus stand tai bahar aayee to wohi sipahi chai pivan laag raha tha, usne dekh kai taai boli, are bhai - jo main nahi thookti tai chaa kyan ki pitta. :) :) ............ha ha ha ...............chaale kar diye taai nai tai.......
 
Laut...ha ha ha ha ha

Sunita ji... mahare school mein ek Kamal Singh Jakhar tha, loharwaade ka.... Woh 12th tak English medium mein padhya....aar fer bhi Laut bolya karda Note nein.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

sunitahooda said:
Sipahi nai ke bera tha ak yo Tai ka laut sai ar wo bhi 2 rupaiyee ka....chaa bhi hazam na hogi....:mad:
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Laut

anilsangwan said:
Laut...ha ha ha ha ha

Sunita ji... mahare school mein ek Kamal Singh Jakhar tha, loharwaade ka.... Woh 12th tak English medium mein padhya....aar fer bhi Laut bolya karda Note nein.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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"tum kahaa haand ke aaye ho"
"tumhe yahaa kisane khindaya"
"main tumhi se fetane aa rahaa tha"
ki dhaall ke bhai Sangwan
 
Tai tu bata Aniley....aade iss JATLAND pai ke hum NOTE-NOTE KARAN AAREY SAIN? BAWLE jai mai LAUT likhungi tai naye-naye Balak bhi seekh lenge kimme....inne bera paat jyaga ak NOTE nai Mahre Bdde-Bujurg LAUT kehya kartey....:D GAGU @ LAUT

anilsangwan said:
Laut...ha ha ha ha ha

Sunita ji... mahare school mein ek Kamal Singh Jakhar tha, loharwaade ka.... Woh 12th tak English medium mein padhya....aar fer bhi Laut bolya karda Note nein.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Nah Bhai, Maaf karna - par yo sahi chutkula nyuun tha:

Tai Dhappo ke saath ek chotta chohra tha - uss bichare ko 'soo-soo' aa gaya. Tai dhappo ne stand ke bahar yo kaam karwa diya. Pher Sipahi aaya aur tai tein bolya : "Tai, tanney gandgi failayi se - chohre ney bheetar-wale bathroom mey kyoon nah le-gi? Tere upper to zurmana karna paddega".

To bhai taai ney sipahi ko ek 2 rupaiye ka note de diya, aar woh chalya gaya. Baad mein jab wo sipahee uss 2 rupaiye ke note ki chaai (tea) pee raha tha, tey Tai Dhappo zor-zor tein boli: Dekho re saare logo, yo pulisiya mhare chhohre ka moot peeve !!!!
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BHINN KI BHINN maari sei Sunita ji aapne.....jama pattda sa baach diya Laut ka.. :D:D:D GAGU@ PATTDA..

sunitahooda said:
Tai tu bata Aniley....aade iss JATLAND pai ke hum NOTE-NOTE KARAN AAREY SAIN? BAWLE jai mai LAUT likhungi tai naye-naye Balak bhi seekh lenge kimme....inne bera paat jyaga ak NOTE nai Mahre Bdde-Bujurg LAUT kehya kartey....:D GAGU @ LAUT
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Poorey EXPLANATION ke bina ke tu maney tha zehri....mai bhaanp gi thi tu ke kehna chave sai....Kaka Ji ke Tottey ki dhal...GAGU@ totta:D


anilsangwan said:
BHINN KI BHINN maari sei Sunita ji aapne.....jama pattda sa baach diya Laut ka.. :D:D:D GAGU@ PATTDA..
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aar haan...Laut ke saath saath waa polythene ki KOTHLI....jime buddhe pilson ( pension) aale Laut raakhya karein.....uska jikra te aap bhool e gayee...

KOTHLI....ha ha ha ha

sunitahooda said:
Poorey EXPLANATION ke bina ke tu maney tha zehri....mai bhaanp gi thi tu ke kehna chave sai....Kaka Ji ke Tottey ki dhal...GAGU@ totta:D
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Pilson ki kati sahi yaad duaai....chahe kittnet badde jamindaar ho par pilson len sabtei aage...manne ek pai pooch li thi kyunki unka chhora Customs mai Supritendant tha....arr pissyan ka toda na tha...to nu bole ak SARKAR ka kuch na chhodna chahiye...:D
 
hahaha..........katii........

sunitahooda said:
Pilson ki kati sahi yaad duaai....chahe kittnet badde jamindaar ho par pilson len sabtei aage...manne ek pai pooch li thi kyunki unka chhora Customs mai Supritendant tha....arr pissyan ka toda na tha...to nu bole ak SARKAR ka kuch na chhodna chahiye...:D
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theek kahi eee shunitaa tanne jammaa.................sarkar kaa te ye lathh bhii lee aawenn jaa kee. je mille te innee........................kassaaiiiiiiiiii marryaa kareen free ki cheejan kee maaree.................hahahahahahhaa..................hahaha....gagu@free ki cheej..........:D:D:D:D
 
arr meraa bhii.........

fireball said:
yeh to bahut hi Funny tha,
hahahahha....hanste hanste pet dhukhne lag gaya,
hahahahahahahhahha :D

Regards,
Kiran.
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mujhe bhi ye bhaut funnyy lagaa.........

hahahha......hanste hanste pait dukhne lag chuka....:p
hahahahahhahahahhaha:D

Regards
Vikas.
 
ohhhoooo

oo jeebley baander, tu cheed kadhaaye bina konya dateey k?/
uff..:(
arr hamney bi bhallo le se...eeb naa aave teri bhakaai me.:p .hehe
 
haha..............

deepshika said:
oo jeebley baander, tu cheed kadhaaye bina konya dateey k?/
uff..:(
arr hamney bi bhallo le se...eeb naa aave teri bhakaai me.:p .hehe
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bera saii woo te manne tharraa................kiski bhukaii main aa rii saii tuu ibb......dhokaa ...........hahahahahahahah...........koi naa..........tham nee main he naa dekh lungaa........killkii......................pe...........killkii........;).

parr ee pinkyy.............sunn tuu aade kimmee sensible baat kariyee ........arr kimme intellectuall type............hahahaha...............na te pen chabhoo denge yaade tere koi saa aake SENSE ND SENSIBILITY kaa..................jaannii........arr tera ek thread pakka samajhiyee.........;)

mere saale ke ye smiley bhi chepann ne jee nahi kardaa.................uff

NOTE: this is nt in offence of anybody..................
 
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Bhai Vikas,

aapke har reply mein uss Sensible aale taage ka jikra jaroor sei bhai....

koi baat na mere yaar....menne fone kar ke maar de kilkii....na to mail kar de saude ne....yahoo pe.....fer kilkii e kilkii maarangey donu bhai...



ratheetheraist said:
bera saii woo te manne tharraa................kiski bhukaii main aa rii saii tuu ibb......dhokaa ...........hahahahahahahah...........koi naa..........tham nee main he naa dekh lungaa........killkii......................pe...........killkii........;).

parr ee pinkyy.............sunn tuu aade kimmee sensible baat kariyee ........arr kimme intellectuall type............hahahaha...............na te pen chabhoo denge yaade tere koi saa aake SENSE ND SENSIBILITY kaa..................jaannii........arr tera ek thread pakka samajhiyee.........;)

mere saale ke ye smiley bhi chepann ne jee nahi kardaa.................uff

NOTE: this is nt in offence of anybody..................
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Rathee ibb aayi post gail ye NOTE bhi cheppne padengey ke....arr nuay chalta rya tai manne lage NOTE-FOTE mai na sadhegi LOTE bhi chepne padengey....logan nai chupp-challe beethan tayi....:D arr mai tai marungi killki arr GUGA Meri tai chhot kardi mere bhai nai....Rohtakiye nai:D Totta GUGA@ NOTE-FOTE....AND LOTT-POTT GUGA@ LOTE:) :D
NOTE: this is nt in offence of anybody..................[/quote]
 
: ) , or sangwan sahab kabhi kuchh yaad hai.


anilsangwan said:
Laut...ha ha ha ha ha

Sunita ji... mahare school mein ek Kamal Singh Jakhar tha, loharwaade ka.... Woh 12th tak English medium mein padhya....aar fer bhi Laut bolya karda Note nein.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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