Chaudhary's logic (one more example)

[sansanwalamit]

once their was a punjabi guy from delhi who boarded a bus to Chandigarh, now en route the bus had a stop at panipat .....this guy got down to get some water and he kept his cap at the seat so that noone takes it .......when he came back he found our good old taoo sitting there .......now this guy goes to taoo and says taoo ye seat meri hai aap kahin aur beth jaaiye .....taoo asked him..... bhai yo seat teri kyonkar hogi ....he replied ....taoo ispar meri topi rakhi hui thee ......taoo said achcha bhai topi dharan te seat teri hogi ....guy said .....haan .....then taoo took a second and asked him .....dekh yo hai meri chaadar ib isne main teri maa pe dhar dyoon to teri maa meri ho jaagi ke......poor guy couldnt say anything more and found a place to sit somewhere else....

 

[jatonline]

Sansanwal ji no doubt ur joke is quite good but really very old and some one had written it in jatland too....plz try ur best to write some thing new and special ……. Hope u don’t mind it…