Chemistry of women......

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New addition to the periodic table of chemical elements
Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO :D
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at any
thing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated
properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses
strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious
stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great
amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next
to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth
reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
 
So Women are like this???:confused:
I too will grow-up to be like this only??:(:mad:

So this is what you have learnt in school about women?:eek:



abhimanyusindhu said:
:D :D :D :D :D

New addition to the periodic table of chemical elements
Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO :D
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at any
thing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated
properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses
strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious
stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great
amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next
to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth
reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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koyal beta well said
these types of creatures need to be teach a lesson so that in future they think before they r going to write about women

abhimanyu u must have some respect about women
:eek::confused:
 
abhimanyusindhu said:
:D :D :D :D :D

New addition to the periodic table of chemical elements
Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO :D
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at any
thing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated
properly. Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses
strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious
stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great
amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next
to a shinier specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth
reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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:eek:
so this wat u really think abt woman.........
don't forget that are here (in this world)cause of a woman..............it also shows your respect and lov for her to ...........so i m sorry to say but it was the most disgusting thread i hav ever read in jatland!:mad:
 
just for humor

swati said:
:eek:
so this wat u really think abt woman.........
don't forget that are here (in this world)cause of a woman..............it also shows your respect and lov for her to ...........so i m sorry to say but it was the most disgusting thread i hav ever read in jatland!:mad:
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rey key hoo gaya taahrey..... nu to deekh lyu yu kaunse forum mein hai..... aur likhaniyey ney kitna lightly liikh raakhya hai.......:mad:;):D......kitni smily cheap raakhi hain.....take it easy guys;);)
 
Physics of Woman

Woman is like a Proton.
it attracts even neutron
becomes helium when
catches hold of electron

She is everywhere in universe
as helium and as water on Earth
Its there in the womb of sun
gives warmth getting herself burn

She is the basis of heat and cold
she is more precious than Gold
she is the mother of all elements
she is in ants and in elephants

RK^2
 
Ye lo bahnon aur pyaari bacchi koyal, aap sabke liye RK Sir ne ek acchi acchi post ki...Physics Of Woman....Happy now:) ....Good work Sir.....and dear all even that guy was just joking, i don't know why you all take it so seriously.

enjoy!!
:)
 
Highly Explosive...

Abhimanyu Bhai..
Phanss gyaa ebb tu Chakkarvyuh main..;)
Arrae Jhakoi..aappae to nyun likkhae sai akk..."Highly explosive when in inexperienced hands.."......
arr aappae post chep di..he he..:D :D
.....Daandryaan aale bhi chepe...haansann aale khaane main bhi geri ya post..parr bambb pher bhi phoot ge..shirr pae..:D :D
parr himmat kasoot maari thi bhai....:D :D ..laggya rah :eek:
 
bhai hooda..........aapna desh bass kagaz mei hi democratic se......:confused: :confused:

tariff kera ja jhutti .jemma raazi razzi or kuch bol de sahi ..to pedh lei ghel mograa thaa kar.......:D :D :D :D

mager thread nahin rukne waali......:p :p
 
Bhai abhimanyu ek baat tai sahi thi teri explanation main akk "Boils at anything"
It is pretty evident from the conversation that has happened.
 
ravinderdahiya said:
Bhai abhimanyu ek baat tai sahi thi teri explanation main akk "Boils at anything"
It is pretty evident from the conversation that has happened.
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accha....kuch bhi kah lo tum ladke...lekin ek baat ye bhi hai ki jitna jyada gussa aata hai utni jaldi thandi bhi hoti hain....ladkiyon ka gussa koi gussa nahin kahlata....gussa to ladkon ka hota hai
 
Koyal Beta....You'll grow up how YOU want to grow up....not HOW OTHERS WANT YOU TO GROW....Just understand the DIFFERENCE....the perception given above is not yours....:)
koyalsindhu said:
So Women are like this???:confused:
I too will grow-up to be like this only??:(:mad:

So this is what you have learnt in school about women?:eek:
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