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Ek baar ek shayri sunan lagya, "Tum uss chilmen sai jhaanko, tum uss chilmen sai jhaanko, tum uss chilmen sai, jhaanko"
Ek bola, "Aagai"

Shayar faer bola, "Tum iss chilmen sai jhaanko, mein iss chilmen sai jhaankoon, tum uss chilmen sai jhaanko mein iss chilmen sai jhaankoon"

Pachai bathaya aadme dukhi ho leya, ar bola ke, "La duo aag iss chilmen main, naa tum jhaanko na mein jhaankoo!"
 
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Teli aur Jat

Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."
Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."

Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."

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Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,
"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"

Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main uthunga to pher ke hovega."
 
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Malik bhai is right,
Because I also liked it :cool:

Isse thoda aur aagey badhatey hain........

Ek baar ek jat pandat nai jimman ka nyotaa de aaya. Aagle din pandat jimman pahaunch gyaa. Kheer thodi thi. Pandat saari kheer khagyaa. Yo dekh kai jat ka chhora rovan laag gyaa. Jat bolyaa, ‘betta chup ho jyaa, iss pandat nai jaa len de - pher saare katthhey baith kai ro lenge.’ :o

Naurangi Lal ke chhorey nai lambe-lambe baal raakh raakhey the. Naurangi Lal nai ustai kai baar baal katwaan khattar kayaa , par chhorey nai baal konyaa katwaae. Aakhir ek din chhorey nai tang aakai pooch liyaa, ‘baabboo, tu mere baalan ke paachhai kyon pad rhyaa sai.’ Naurangi Lal bolyaa, ‘betta, baat yaa sai ak log gharaan aawain to sain chhori dekkhan, par pasand tannai kar jyaawain sain.’ :D


ENJOY!!
 
stokas said:
Malik bhai is right,
Yo dekh kai jat ka chhora rovan laag gyaa. Jat bolyaa, ‘betta chup ho jyaa, iss pandat nai jaa len de - pher saare katthhey baith kai ro lenge.’ :o

.’ Naurangi Lal bolyaa, ‘betta, baat yaa sai ak log gharaan aawain to sain chhori dekkhan, par pasand tannai kar jyaawain sain.’ :D


ENJOY!!
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Hey Tokas Bhai.....
kasute the dono....mja aa gya bhai.....
 
stokas said:
Naurangi Lal ke chhorey nai lambe-lambe baal raakh raakhey the. Naurangi Lal nai ustai kai baar baal katwaan khattar kayaa , par chhorey nai baal konyaa katwaae. Aakhir ek din chhorey nai tang aakai pooch liyaa, ‘baabboo, tu mere baalan ke paachhai kyon pad rhyaa sai.’ Naurangi Lal bolyaa, ‘betta, baat yaa sai ak log gharaan aawain to sain chhori dekkhan, par pasand tannai kar jyaawain sain.’ :D


ENJOY!!
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:eek: :D :D wow...lolzz mere bhaai ke saath bhi aisa hi hota agar uske baal lambe hote
 
or meri padhai mein kon mehnat karega :confused: neways thanx ;)



Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
Mollad bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."

Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.

Mollad bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"

Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".

Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."

Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."
 
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mansi1218 said:
Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."
Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."

Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."

~~

Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,
"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"

Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main uthunga to pher ke hovega."
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good one mansi keep it up

parvinder
 
coool jokes indeed

cool jokes...mansi....really hhklp :D
btw, r u coming in DJM on 4th of june???

rock on,
Jit
mansi1218 said:
Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".

Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."

Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."
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Ek baar ek jaat pahuch gaya shayaro ki mehfil mein to usne uchak lagi ke bhai sab kuchh na kuchh bol rahey se to bhai ib main kyon pichhhe rahun. To bhail jat bola ki manne bhi sher sunnanana se. to sab ne kaha irshaad. Ib jaat ne sochhi kuchh to bolnaaa hi padega to bhai shuru ho gaya. Jat bolya....

Kutte pe kutta
kutte pe kutta,
Kutte pe kutta
kutte pe kutta,
Kutte pe kutta
kutte pe kutta,
Kutte pe kutta
kutte pe kutta,



ghani der tyahin nu hi bole gaya to bhai ek saheb khade ho ker bole ki bhai ye bhi koi sher hai kya. Jaat ne chho uthh gaya dhara uski guddi paachhe or bolya......


meri syasu ke ke kadhe ka sher ka balance dekh balance (.....kutte pe kutta)
 
Good one..... Maja aata ja ra hai...


mansi1218 said:
or meri padhai mein kon mehnat karega :confused: neways thanx ;)

Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
Mollad bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."

Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.

Mollad bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"
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aage badkar aur b maja aaya


stokas said:
Malik bhai is right,
Because I also liked it :cool:

Isse thoda aur aagey badhatey hain........

Ek baar ek jat pandat nai jimman ka nyotaa de aaya. Aagle din pandat jimman pahaunch gyaa. Kheer thodi thi. Pandat saari kheer khagyaa. Yo dekh kai jat ka chhora rovan laag gyaa. Jat bolyaa, ‘betta chup ho jyaa, iss pandat nai jaa len de - pher saare katthhey baith kai ro lenge.’ :o

Naurangi Lal ke chhorey nai lambe-lambe baal raakh raakhey the. Naurangi Lal nai ustai kai baar baal katwaan khattar kayaa , par chhorey nai baal konyaa katwaae. Aakhir ek din chhorey nai tang aakai pooch liyaa, ‘baabboo, tu mere baalan ke paachhai kyon pad rhyaa sai.’ Naurangi Lal bolyaa, ‘betta, baat yaa sai ak log gharaan aawain to sain chhori dekkhan, par pasand tannai kar jyaawain sain.’ :D


ENJOY!!
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Adventures of Jugnu Singh

Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on Jugnu Singh : What do they get from that? Bystander : The winner will get a prize. Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!

Jugnu Singh & American Friend
Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside,
when the American said, "Oh, look at the dead bird."
Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said "Where, where!?"

Jugnu from Punjab!
Jugnu Singh: I was born in the Punjab.
Harpal Singh: Oh really, which part?
Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.
 
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