Chill-man~ j0kEs

[manjitjat]

too nice

ya it was great an keep posting such a nice joke dont get discouraged because of somebody's comment there are so many Anu Maliks here

Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on Jugnu Singh : What do they get from that? Bystander : The winner will get a prize. Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!

Jugnu Singh & American Friend
Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside,
when the American said, "Oh, look at the dead bird."
Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said "Where, where!?"

Jugnu from Punjab!
Jugnu Singh: I was born in the Punjab.
Harpal Singh: Oh really, which part?
Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.

 

[p_singhdelhi]

Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on Jugnu Singh : What do they get from that? Bystander : The winner will get a prize. Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!

Jugnu Singh & American Friend
Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside,
when the American said, "Oh, look at the dead bird."
Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said "Where, where!?"

Jugnu from Punjab!
Jugnu Singh: I was born in the Punjab.
Harpal Singh: Oh really, which part?
Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.

COOl man

LOL
Parvinder

 

[mansi1218]

thanx ppl!

 

[mansi1218]

Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .

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Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

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Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom

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Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

 

[anildabas1701]

Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

jat top gear sachi baat sei jaat tei kei ruka gaya hoga

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Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .

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tanne yoh naam galat lika asif koni yoh to mhara kaalu ya sundu pawega

 

[misha0119]

you are right Mr.Anil.
It could be anyone on our Jatland.

 

[ravi.shekhar]

good one

nice thread, lage raho
Jai Jatt

R.S.Singh