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ek bar ke hoya ..ak ek chore k kabji hogi ....wo dacter dhore chalya gaya...ar bolya dacter sahab koe dawai dyo...... dacter ne 1 goli de k ne kahya..... ak johadd kani jaya .....wo ulta ake ne bolya ji koni farak lagya.... dacter ne dobara 2 goli di..... chora ulta ake ne pher nat gaya..... to dacter ne injection la diya..... ar bolya ib dekhunga pharak kyu ni lage .....chora to hanga laga ke ne pher a gaya ..ar bolya ...ji koni pharak lagya.... to dacter bolya bhai tera koe ilage nahi....
''''tera to koe sute ka pacha seem gya'''......
 
:rock :rock

Yeh Kabji aale joke ghanney e prachalit ho re sein aajkal... "season" aa ra sei k bhai kuldeep inn ka :rock

Good joke! Rock on !! :D


kuldeeppunia25 said:
ek bar ke hoya ..ak ek chore k kabji hogi ....wo dacter dhore chalya gaya...ar bolya dacter sahab koe dawai dyo...... dacter ne 1 goli de k ne kahya..... ak johadd kani jaya .....wo ulta ake ne bolya ji koni farak lagya.... dacter ne dobara 2 goli di..... chora ulta ake ne pher nat gaya..... to dacter ne injection la diya..... ar bolya ib dekhunga pharak kyu ni lage .....chora to hanga laga ke ne pher a gaya ..ar bolya ...ji koni pharak lagya.... to dacter bolya bhai tera koe ilage nahi....
''''tera to koe sute ka pacha seem gya'''......
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kuldeeppunia25 said:
bhai ya bimari isi se ke koe iska nam nahi lena chahta kyun bhai ya bimari ke approved koni...........ha.....ha......ha......
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Ha ha ha ha ha .... meri team ke log jabb chhuttii maarya karein...sabb nyu kehwengey "ji Beemar ho gya tha".... chahe "Kabji" e ho ri ho asal mein :rock :rock :rock
 
Baaki tenne koi kabjji aala pehchaan-na ho ne...toh AANKH dekh liya kar... motti motti huyi paawengi bathroom mein tein aaye paachey :D :D...........er maathey pe paseeenaa.............................. ha ha ha ha ha ha...................hey raam....k likhwaaaa diya mere kenne..............
 
Mere dhorey ek bai ek subordinate ki leave application aayi thi...Reason-Loose motion

Sab naak chadhatey haandey the....makha sach likhna bi jurm ho gya:D:D
anilsangwan said:
Baaki tenne koi kabjji aala pehchaan-na ho ne...toh AANKH dekh liya kar... motti motti huyi paawengi bathroom mein tein aaye paachey :D :D...........er maathey pe paseeenaa.............................. ha ha ha ha ha ha...................hey raam....k likhwaaaa diya mere kenne..............
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Ha hahahahha/.....Bhai yaa badi buri bimari hai....mein to jib kahi gaam ko jaau to darta rahu aak jo kahi jaa ke kabji ho gi to kya hove ga.....:p:p:p:p:p
 
vivektaliyan said:
Ha hahahahha/.....Bhai yaa badi buri bimari hai....mein to jib kahi gaam ko jaau to darta rahu aak jo kahi jaa ke kabji ho gi to kya hove ga.....:p:p:p:p:p
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Yaa bimarri GAAM mein jaayan tein na howe bhai Vivek.... Kabjji tein darta GAAM mein jaanna na chhoddey bhai........You know yaa bimaari kadd hoya kare?

1. Jabb Baajrey k 8-10 "rott" khaa lyo...sookkey!!
2. Bina Paani piye raho saara din
3. Kimeey aur addang-baddang khaao jo ki dry ho..

:D :D :D :D :D
 
anilsangwan said:
Yaa bimarri GAAM mein jaayan tein na howe bhai Vivek.... Kabjji tein darta GAAM mein jaanna na chhoddey bhai........You know yaa bimaari kadd hoya kare?

1. Jabb Baajrey k 8-10 "rott" khaa lyo...sookkey!!
2. Bina Paani piye raho saara din
3. Kimeey aur addang-baddang khaao jo ki dry ho..

:D :D :D :D :D
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baajare gel ek jug laasi ka pee liye hajma fatafat..... ar..... sanjh tayi ankh nahi khulengi.....
 
bhai bajare pe bhi ek baat yaad agi..... ek bihari ne suke baajre ke rot padd diye ar sara sarir bandh bana diya.... to us bihari ne hook de di r k jikra s ro pada ar bolya '' anaaj to acha hai lekin hai dheene wale ka.'''...........
 
Bhai jadde to bajre ne ' sir tein uncha naaj ' bolya karen hain. Very nice joke. Bhai kuldeep tere joke se Gaam yaad aagya. Chulhe dhore baith ke garama garam Bajre ke rot makhan ke gail pahar ke upar te do ek glass lassi ke. ar gham main khessi oddh ke so jao saanjh tahin need nahin toote gi.
 
bhai jok badiya hai kati
kuldeeppunia25 said:
ek bar ke hoya ..ak ek chore k kabji hogi ....wo dacter dhore chalya gaya...ar bolya dacter sahab koe dawai dyo...... dacter ne 1 goli de k ne kahya..... ak johadd kani jaya .....wo ulta ake ne bolya ji koni farak lagya.... dacter ne dobara 2 goli di..... chora ulta ake ne pher nat gaya..... to dacter ne injection la diya..... ar bolya ib dekhunga pharak kyu ni lage .....chora to hanga laga ke ne pher a gaya ..ar bolya ...ji koni pharak lagya.... to dacter bolya bhai tera koe ilage nahi....
''''tera to koe sute ka pacha seem gya'''......
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