chori ke sendal !!

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bus mein 3 aali seat pey ek tau bethya,, aur ek chora-chori bethey.........chora ,,,chori ki badaii karan laag rahya thaa,,aur tau ghana bore ho liya thaa............

chora >>....... yu suut to ghana nd laagey sey terey pey.......
chori..>>..... meri mausi lyaayi thee.....
chora >....... ibkey to cutting bhi nd karwa raakhi sey
chori>>...... rohtak karwaai thee
chora>>......baali bhi ghani gajab ki pehar raakhi sey
chori..>>.....meri maa banwaa key lyii thee
chora>>..... sandal bhi sutt gel mach karein sein ....
{ aur woo sandal patt rahi thee."} to uski baat sunn key chori thodi si sharma si gayi aur boli

chori..>>.... en sendalaan ney to bagaugi ibb mein aur nayi lyungi.......... tau bhi dukhi ho liya thaa aur inki bakwaas suntey ghani haan ho li thee aur tau pey datya koni gaya....

tau >>....... chori,, bagaiyey na ,,,, chottani pehar liya karegi:p ..

chottani =younger sis}
 
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hahaha bhai kasoota re rupey..........

ND!!!! arr yo chotni ke kaam aa jyaaga.............. suut bhi chotni ne diva diye........... hahahahaha good joke:D :D
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ND bhai Rupi.... Kasai.. haryana roadways mein e chutkaley ghaddta haandey ja sei bhai...
 
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah a haha ha hah aho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho h oh oh oh oh oh oh oh khoob rupendra bhai .....tau to lagge sachi e pak liya tha .........bolya ise suthre sandle ke bagaye karain bawali ..chhotni pahar legi .........khooob ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho hohohoh o ho ho h oh oh oh oh Rrrr pet main dard ho liya sai baire.....
 
Teli ki daal bojh maar k dekhe hai ke...........down to khatoli joke...... 2..3 din pacche aur yad aa jata...sabar nai hoya....:mad:

Chhotni te sandal deva di to suit bi diva ho tha...bali bi...cutting aale nai ka pata bhi........Bhai Sheoran tere se ya umeed na thi.......:mad:
 
:) :D :D :D :D ..........
downtoearth said:
bus mein 3 aali seat pey ek tau bethya,, aur ek chora-chori bethey.........chora ,,,chori ki badaii karan laag rahya thaa,,aur tau ghana bore ho liya thaa............

chora >>....... yu suut to ghana nd laagey sey terey pey.......
chori..>>..... meri mausi lyaayi thee.....
chora >....... ibkey to cutting bhi nd karwa raakhi sey
chori>>...... rohtak karwaai thee
chora>>......baali bhi ghani gajab ki pehar raakhi sey
chori..>>.....meri maa banwaa key lyii thee
chora>>..... sandal bhi sutt gel mach karein sein ....
{ aur woo sandal patt rahi thee."} to uski baat sunn key chori thodi si sharma si gayi aur boli

chori..>>.... en sendalaan ney to bagaugi ibb mein aur nayi lyungi.......... tau bhi dukhi ho liya thaa aur inki bakwaas suntey ghani haan ho li thee aur tau pey datya koni gaya....

tau >>....... chori,, bagaiyey na ,,,, chottani pehar liya karegi:p ..

chottani =younger sis}
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:confused: :o :mad: :eek: :rolleyes: .......
skanchap said:
Teli ki daal bojh maar k dekhe hai ke...........down to khatoli joke...... 2..3 din pacche aur yad aa jata...sabar nai hoya....:mad:

Chhotni te sandal deva di to suit bi diva ho tha...bali bi...cutting aale nai ka pata bhi........Bhai Sheoran tere se ya umeed na thi.......:mad:
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yu sey down to pidha joke !!!

skanchap said:
Teli ki daal bojh maar k dekhe hai ke...........down to khatoli joke...... 2..3 din pacche aur yad aa jata...sabar nai hoya....

Chhotni te sandal deva di to suit bi diva ho tha...bali bi...cutting aale nai ka pata bhi........Bhai Sheoran tere se ya umeed na thi.......
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hehehehe,, bhai surenderkey likh rakhya sey yu tanney ????merey kimmey bhi sammajh naa aayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, tera likha hoord issa laagey sey jukar,,,,,,,2 saal ka balak boley sey,,,,,uss balak ka sirf bool sunya karey samajh kuch na aaya karti,,,,,,,,,,,,:D:D:D......... rey guga-peer...... saaf saafd bata dey key kehna chawey sey... heheheh:p;):D
 
orkut pey key sey ,,, ?

balrajsejwal said:
ram ram,
bhai yeh jokes, orkut mai aane ke ekdum baad jatland pe dekhta hoon,udde te dhaa ke jatland pe paste kar do ho ke?? lol
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heheheheheh.. o bhai rey sejwal,,,,, tu orkut tey pahlam JATLAND pey aaya kar,,,,,,,,,yey saarey jokes jatland tey hi supply hoya karein,,,,,,,,,,:) .............. orkut ka key sauda sey jatland key aagey ?:rolleyes: :p :D ;)
 
yaaran ka mukaabla nahin hai bhai...

bhai ruppe...ye he tae toohun tha..ek saal ho liya india chodde ...eeb katti nyun laagae sai akk MDU main Satnaam ki canteen main baith gyaa...bhai aur khandaaeeyo...ye aur kitte na paande..
 
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