Choudhary V/s Kukreja

[harvindermalik]

Baat pai baat kahan mai ….. baat mai tai baat kadhan mai ar apani baat nai upar rakhan mai Mhaari koum ka koe muqabla nhi…ar usmai bhi jai Rohtkiya Jaat ho to..samne aale ki khair nhi…. Isi e ak ghatna suno….

Ek bai Rohtak Prem Nagar mai ek Choudhary ka Lamberta scooter kimai kharaab sa ho rya tha…. Wo galli mai uskai kick maran lagrya tha…khichhhh ….khichhhh…pr scooter start e na howai tha..paseena aa gya..upar tai embrace sa bhi feel kr rya tha …k log k kahnge purana khataara scooter le rya sai…. Itane mai uska padosi punjabi Kukreja sahib aa gya.. Choudhary nai scooter galya ulza ood dekh kai swaad len ka ji kar gya…dhorai aakai bolya…
Kukreja: Choudhary sahib..scooter kharab ho gya k??????
Ya baat sunte hi Choudhary ka Jat instinct alert hogya… ar bolya
Choudhary: Thaari bhi to Chhori Bhaaj gi thi paachhale saal…..
Unexpected jawaab sun kai Kukreja khisyaa sa gya..aar fer bolya….
Kukreja: !!!! Yaa k baat hoe!!!!???
Chaudhary: Nyu e baat Baat mai tai baat likdya karai sai…….wo thara nuksaan tha yo mhara sai…. Ha ha ha haaaaaa….

 

[devdahiya]

Dhooma Thha Diya Bhai

Baat pai baat kahan mai ….. baat mai tai baat kadhan mai ar apani baat nai upar rakhan mai Mhaari koum ka koe muqabla nhi…ar usmai bhi jai Rohtkiya Jaat ho to..samne aale ki khair nhi…. Isi e ak ghatna suno….

Ek bai Rohtak Prem Nagar mai ek Choudhary ka Lamberta scooter kimai kharaab sa ho rya tha…. Wo galli mai uskai kick maran lagrya tha…khichhhh ….khichhhh…pr scooter start e na howai tha..paseena aa gya..upar tai embrace sa bhi feel kr rya tha …k log k kahnge purana khataara scooter le rya sai…. Itane mai uska padosi punjabi Kukreja sahib aa gya.. Choudhary nai scooter galya ulza ood dekh kai swaad len ka ji kar gya…dhorai aakai bolya…
Kukreja: Choudhary sahib..scooter kharab ho gya k??????
Ya baat sunte hi Choudhary ka Jat instinct alert hogya… ar bolya
Choudhary: Thaari bhi to Chhori Bhaaj gi thi paachhale saal…..
Unexpected jawaab sun kai Kukreja khisyaa sa gya..aar fer bolya….
Kukreja: !!!! Yaa k baat hoe!!!!???
Chaudhary: Nyu e baat Baat mai tai baat likdya karai sai…….wo thara nuksaan tha yo mhara sai…. Ha ha ha haaaaaa….

Bhai Harvinder Ghanna kasoota khapparbharna joke tha bhai.aage tei Kukreja te chaudhary nei kimme bujhan tei rahya....".JAT INSTICT ALERT HOGI" was real classical quote at correct location and appropriate time. Ghana ND joke!

 

[jitendershooda]

Ram ram Harvinder ji .... sachi baat hai bahar likade pache bhi aapna wo Prem Nagar er gali no 9 yaad ave hai ...... kad aana hoga ib hude ...

Ha ha ha ..... dikhe yo Somi ka padosi ... kukreja hai ??? usne pher jindagi mein jaat te baat nahi kari hogi ...

 

[jitender_singh]

hahhahahahha...

Kukreja ka to muh sa ban liya hogaa..

Cheers
Jitender

 

[royalboy]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
sahi fit baat kah di malik bhai.
kukreja nu sochta hoga ek KUKAR JA odee te
hahahaha

 

[pammusangwan]

kaunsa kukreja?

wa bhai MALIK saab ya to chaudhry saab na kasooti kah di, KUKREJA to aaj paachey kiseka scooter k kimey bi kharaab hau kaan bocch K likad jya ga lauvey nahin lagey......


arr bhai JITENDER yo Dr. KUKREJA to nahin hai jo balaji K shyamhi hai....

 

[smalik]

Uttam atti uttam

 

[singhroha]

ha ha ha
mazaa aa gya tau ka zawab sunn ke

 

[anilsangwan]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha................

 

[jitendershooda]

arr bhai JITENDER yo Dr. KUKREJA to nahin hai jo balaji K shyamhi hai....

ha ha rahan de Pammu kun us bichare ki bi chori bhajawe hai .... per kime rolla te uske bhi tha ... ha ha

 

[spdeshwal]

Re bhai Jeete,

Doosre thread pe Jat vs non jat ka rola ho rya se.

Iss joke mein bhi non jat ka jikar se.

Par bhai mere vichaar se iss-tein bhadiya jat joke koi bhi konya!

ke khyal se?

 

[rahultokas]

katii jee saa aa gyaa bhai harvinder yo chutklaa padh kai,, hahahhaha,, nu bolla teri bhi tai choori bhaaji thi,,

deswaal jee yo badhiyaa kaam karaaa aapney,,, issnay kimmey uppar nai ley kai aage,

 

[ravinderdahiya]

hahahaha, yo kukreja mere ghar dhoray e rahaya karay
eeb tai jab bhi dikhega ghani hassi aawagey

 

[bhupindersingh]

wah bhai wah!

really great.....
maja aa gaya.

 

[naren_khatkar]

Ghana Kasut thokya kukreja ko........hhhhhhhhhha/?

 

[anilkadian]

hahahaha

usss kukreja ka muh to kukdi kessa ho gaya hoga
hahahahahaha

 

[ravi.shekhar]

ree Bhai tanne to Jung chala di, err jung mein Chaudhary ne Bhrmastra Chala Diya....

Ha ha haha

 

[virendernarwal]

Baat pai baat kahan mai ….. baat mai tai baat kadhan mai ar apani baat nai upar rakhan mai Mhaari koum ka koe muqabla nhi…ar usmai bhi jai Rohtkiya Jaat ho to..samne aale ki khair nhi…. Isi e ak ghatna suno….

Ek bai Rohtak Prem Nagar mai ek Choudhary ka Lamberta scooter kimai kharaab sa ho rya tha…. Wo galli mai uskai kick maran lagrya tha…khichhhh ….khichhhh…pr scooter start e na howai tha..paseena aa gya..upar tai embrace sa bhi feel kr rya tha …k log k kahnge purana khataara scooter le rya sai…. Itane mai uska padosi punjabi Kukreja sahib aa gya.. Choudhary nai scooter galya ulza ood dekh kai swaad len ka ji kar gya…dhorai aakai bolya…
Kukreja: Choudhary sahib..scooter kharab ho gya k??????
Ya baat sunte hi Choudhary ka Jat instinct alert hogya… ar bolya
Choudhary: Thaari bhi to Chhori Bhaaj gi thi paachhale saal…..
Unexpected jawaab sun kai Kukreja khisyaa sa gya..aar fer bolya….
Kukreja: !!!! Yaa k baat hoe!!!!???

Chaudhary: Nyu e baat Baat mai tai baat likdya karai sai…….wo thara nuksaan tha yo mhara sai…. Ha ha ha haaaaaa….

nd jat....kasutta rog katya kkkkukreeeeejaa (kuk) bole to kutya (reja) bole to rejja jo jadde ki dineo m pahlao khes hoa karte the...? kukreja to bhai kambal ki bajai rejje m lapet lapet ke kuttya

 

[swati]

ha ha ha

Chaudhary: Nyu e baat Baat mai tai baat likdya karai sai…….wo thara nuksaan tha yo mhara sai…. Ha ha ha haaaaaa….[/quote]


HA HA HA H A dher bhadiya baat kahi

 

[anilsangwan]

Gazab ka soudda gairaa tha harvinder bhai ne.....I thought of refreshing it so that new members can read it..


PS:Thanks Moderators for unlocking this thread !