Coke has a rival: RSS's cow urine cola

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The RSS has found something to give the popular colas and cold drinks a run for their money:boxing: bovine urine. The Sangh's Cow Protection Department is planning to produce a soft drink with this magic ingredient as base, and believes it will sweep the market. The head of the Hardwar-based department, Om Prakash, said: "We refer to gau ark (cow urine) as gau jal (cow water) as it has immense potential to cure various diseases. We have developed a soft drink formula with gau jal as the base and it has been sent to a laboratory at Lucknow for testing."
Once the tests show positive results, he added, the department will think about its packaging, preservation and marketing.
While the RSS is at the task alone right now, once the drink is ready to be taken to the market, the Cow Protection Department might seek the help of the Uttarakhand Government in the operations.
"It will be a revolution of sorts. The acceptance of cow urine as a potent medicine is increasing day by day and once it comes as a cold drink, its demand will definitely increase," Prakash claimed.
Stating that several colas are harmful to the extent that they can be substituted for pesticides, he asserted that their soft drink with cow urine will not only be natural but cost-effective too. "In addition to this, it will prove and justify the high stature accorded to a cow in Indian culture."
 
hahaha...

aare Yatinder... kitt-te toh laayaa tu yaa khabar.... its very funny man.... kisse ... how many ppl here will say that they will drink it.. if u say yes may be.. but i think 0 % ppl say that they will drink it.. bhai after all its moott... n manne naa laagtaa koi bhi peenn ki keh degaa...

Sid kitte te maukaa chodd diyaa kar kar lath marann kaa........ hahahahaha gobar chips.... ekbe kariyo re koi imagine see..........:boxing
 
yatinder bhai..
Its true ki Cow urine is a effective vaccination for some critical diseases...
Per nue soft drink ki dhaal ni pee sakta koi jib tai kati ghitti ke naa aley k eeb te peena e padega bimari main...
yatinder19 said:
The RSS has found something to give the popular colas and cold drinks a run for their money:boxing: bovine urine. The Sangh's Cow Protection Department is planning to produce a soft drink with this magic ingredient as base, and believes it will sweep the market. The head of the Hardwar-based department, Om Prakash, said: "We refer to gau ark (cow urine) as gau jal (cow water) as it has immense potential to cure various diseases. We have developed a soft drink formula with gau jal as the base and it has been sent to a laboratory at Lucknow for testing."
Once the tests show positive results, he added, the department will think about its packaging, preservation and marketing.
While the RSS is at the task alone right now, once the drink is ready to be taken to the market, the Cow Protection Department might seek the help of the Uttarakhand Government in the operations.
"It will be a revolution of sorts. The acceptance of cow urine as a potent medicine is increasing day by day and once it comes as a cold drink, its demand will definitely increase," Prakash claimed.
Stating that several colas are harmful to the extent that they can be substituted for pesticides, he asserted that their soft drink with cow urine will not only be natural but cost-effective too. "In addition to this, it will prove and justify the high stature accorded to a cow in Indian culture."
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RSS aale baatan bhi issi e karra kerte urr ibb drink bhi issi e pivenge urr pyavenge loggan ne, urr je ya soft drink bikkan laggi to bechari gauu mata ne to katti tubwell bana ke maanege ye RSS aale pissa khatir
 
RSS mental aale kaam kare se ... pher jib log inka majak udaen.... inke chhoo chhute se.
All these religious fundies should just die ... these urine cola guys should accidently drown in a tank full of cow urine at the urine cola factory.
 
Bhai Chhikara,

Its a well known fact that Cow Urine has tremendous medicinal values and its efficacy against some disease has been measured very well.

Lekin rolla to yu se ke kaal ne mass production ke paachhe is "Cow Urine" mein bhi Milaawat karan laag jyaange factorian aale,,,,,Cow urine ki jagah bera naa ke ke paavega,,,,,,

yatinder19 said:
The RSS has found something to give the popular colas and cold drinks a run for their money:boxing: bovine urine. The Sangh's Cow Protection Department is planning to produce a soft drink with this magic ingredient as base, and believes it will sweep the market. The head of the Hardwar-based department, Om Prakash, said: "We refer to gau ark (cow urine) as gau jal (cow water) as it has immense potential to cure various diseases. We have developed a soft drink formula with gau jal as the base and it has been sent to a laboratory at Lucknow for testing."
Once the tests show positive results, he added, the department will think about its packaging, preservation and marketing.
While the RSS is at the task alone right now, once the drink is ready to be taken to the market, the Cow Protection Department might seek the help of the Uttarakhand Government in the operations.
"It will be a revolution of sorts. The acceptance of cow urine as a potent medicine is increasing day by day and once it comes as a cold drink, its demand will definitely increase," Prakash claimed.
Stating that several colas are harmful to the extent that they can be substituted for pesticides, he asserted that their soft drink with cow urine will not only be natural but cost-effective too. "In addition to this, it will prove and justify the high stature accorded to a cow in Indian culture."
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sachinb said:
Lekin rolla to yu se ke kaal ne mass production ke paachhe is "Cow Urine" mein bhi Milaawat karan laag jyaange factorian aale,,,,,Cow urine ki jagah bera naa ke ke paavega,,,,,,
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Sachin sir...
This is very much possible that cow urine will be adultered with buffallo, goat and pig urine...!! 10 rogg hattey toh 25 aur naye laag jaangey milaawat k kaaran......!!! Toh better Coca-Cola peeyo... :D

Worst idea....
 
Anil Sir,

you are correct,,,,,aajkal Haldi ke andar gobar milaa dete hain aur kaali meerch ke andar papeete ke beej,,,,,and just think what people can do with Cow Urine. This wonderful medicine can be turned in to very harmful liquids:mad:

First we should improve our Food & Drug Inspection system so that adulterated eatable items can be checked.

anilsangwan said:
Sachin sir...
This is very much possible that cow urine will be adultered with buffallo, goat and pig urine...!! 10 rogg hattey toh 25 aur naye laag jaangey milaawat k kaaran......!!! Toh better Coca-Cola peeyo... :D

Worst idea....
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Indeed!instead of coming up with this stupid project they shud hav planned launching nimbu paani or may be some other ayurvedic drink which cud be good in taste as cold drinks are absolutely not good for health.



sidchhikara said:
RSS mental aale kaam kare se ... pher jib log inka majak udaen.... inke chhoo chhute se.
All these religious fundies should just die ... these urine cola guys should accidently drown in a tank full of cow urine at the urine cola factory.
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Imagine... Kurkuri kurkuri karaari karaari thepddi with this new drink in some 5 star........and you will be paying VAT also.............. :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
Respected Anil Sir,

Kurkure ki chhod bhai,,,,,,,nyu soch ke Gaa ke moot ki jagah kisse aur cheej ka moot ki milaawat hogi te ke hoga,,,,,Gaaa ka Moot to bhot shudh ho se,,,no doubt in that,,,,,,

lekin bhai Jhotte, Khaagraa, gadhe, Ghorryaa ke moot ki milaawat hogi to pher ke hogaa.....:D:D Health ka satyaa-naas :D

PS:- ib dekhiyo manne theth Deshi andaaj mein likh di ne,,,,kitne aadmiyaaan ke chees uthegi:rock


anilsangwan said:
Imagine... Kurkuri kurkuri karaari karaari thepddi.... :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Andaaj apna apna bhai !!! :rock :rock

Even starter of thread did not think before bringing this kind of thread...!!

sachinb said:
Respected Anil Sir,

Kurkure ki chhod bhai,,,,,,,nyu soch ke Gaa ke moot ki jagah kisse aur cheej ka moot ki milaawat hogi te ke hoga,,,,,Gaaa ka Moot to bhot shudh ho se,,,no doubt in that,,,,,,

lekin bhai Jhotte, Khaagraa, gadhe, Ghorryaa ke moot ki milaawat hogi to pher ke hogaa.....:D:D Health ka satyaa-naas :D

PS:- ib dekhiyo manne theth Deshi andaaj mein likh di ne,,,,kitne aadmiyaaan ke chees uthegi:rock
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latest updates !!!

"This soft drink has been made from cow urine. One bottle contains around five to six milliliters of cow urine. We have used other useful herbs also. This soft drink not only has cooling properties, but also cures various other diseases," said Ramanuj Mishra, In charge, research and development of the cow urine soft drink.

challo theek sai.....5-6 ml, gaam ale to pee e lenge isne....

waie many ppls won't digest the facts of self-urinetherapy

http://www.heartlandhealing.com/pages/archive/urine_therapy/index.html

http://www.healthmad.com/Alternative/Drinking-Your-Own-Urine.24827

par mere ek baat nyu samajh me na aamti, ak jo pehle hi faltu cheez body khud te e discharge karan laag rahi sai (ram ne isa e banaya), usne hat ke fer.........


let's see Jatlander's view...on this topic
 
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