Cricket Ka Chasddu Tau

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dhruvdahiya

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Ek tau nei cricket dekhan ka kardda shok ho gya. Assal mei tau SEHWAG ka itanna deewana tha ak koe bhi match jo Delhi ke aas paas hota ho usnne bilkool nahin chhodya karta. Ek din India-Pakistan ka match hona tha FEROZ shah kotla mei arr tau 8 baje ja ke appni seat pakad gya.Ek appna dusra jat bhai bhi match dekhan aa gya par usne seat ghni pachhe mili jab ke wo aage beith ke match dekhna chawhe tha. Uss laddke nei dekhya ke Tau jo kati aagli seat pei beithya tha Uske saath aali seat khali paddi thi. Wo laddka jalddi se tau ke paas gaya arr bolya," tau ji ya aapke saath aali seat khali se ke?"

Tau: haan bhai Khali se
Laddka: Tau ji koe aawe te nahi ga?
Tau: Na, nahi aawe...beith jya.
Laddka ; [beith jata hei aur tau se baat kana shurru karta hei] Tau ya seat kiski thi?
Tau ; Bhai ya teri TAI[tau's wife} tahin thi.
Laddka: Tai aai nahi ?
Tau ; Wa marr gi bhai [died]
Laddka: sorry tau...Par aur koe aa ske tha...mera matlab aapke ladke-laddki....ghar aale...?
Tau ; Bhai wae sarre teri tai nei fukkan ja rhe sein.
 
hahaha............hey Dhruv, dude youget some really good stuf. Kunse gaam ka say chohre?
 
sumit jee yeh met poochi ki kaunse gam ka hai, jatt to yehi kemal kerte hai.......
good one dhruv keep it up................
 
Mera ek Ladpur Gam (Dilli Suba) ka ek Mussa say. Wohe isse kassutte tod padan ale joke marya karay.
 
sumit jee dhruv weha ka nehi hai, peta nehi chlta kaun kaisa joke marde hahahahah
 
dhruv bhai yo tau te kuch ghana he cricket ka sokeen lagge se..........jib be te maahre clean bowled tai ne chod ke aade cricket dekhen aa ra se.... :D :D




good one ......lage raho.. ;)




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