Daaru Ke Brand Name

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Ek Tau ghana piyakkad tha ar daaru ka usne itna tajurba ho rya tha ak wo Ghhunt bhar ke bina bottle dekhe uss daru ka naam bata diya karta.Ek baar gaam ke UUT Chhoran ne sochi ke Tau ka test lenge kade yo bakwaad karta ho. Un ne Tau tai pehla gilas diya ar Tau bolya bhai ya to RC sai, doosre gilas mein Tau bolya bhai ya se XXX rum, pher choryan ne de di desi...Tau bolya bhai badi solid desi le re ho, Chhore dukhi hoge, um me ek ghana uut tha, usne thoda sa apna URINE(pishab) ghal ke de diya....Tau chakra gya...ar bolya...BHAI ISKE NAAM KA TE KONYA BERA PAR YA COMPANY GHANE DIN NA CHALE....
 
hehehe Sunita :D :D :D :D
yo joke pad ke te Mane woh AAmir aali movie Yaad aagi MELA
Ya daaru te XXXXX se bhi ghani kadak se ......Tau ke to tote udd gaye honge ;) :D :p

rock on
Jit
 
sunitahooda said:
Ek Tau ghana piyakkad tha ar daaru ka usne itna tajurba ho rya tha ak wo Ghhunt bhar ke bina bottle dekhe uss daru ka naam bata diya karta.Ek baar gaam ke UUT Chhoran ne sochi ke Tau ka test lenge kade yo bakwaad karta ho. Un ne Tau tai pehla gilas diya ar Tau bolya bhai ya to RC sai, doosre gilas mein Tau bolya bhai ya se XXX rum, pher choryan ne de di desi...Tau bolya bhai badi solid desi le re ho, Chhore dukhi hoge, um me ek ghana uut tha, usne thoda sa apna URINE(pishab) ghal ke de diya....Tau chakra gya...ar bolya...BHAI ISKE NAAM KA TE KONYA BERA PAR YA COMPANY GHANE DIN NA CHALE....
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hahahahahahhaha :D :D :D ,, badhiya joke padh ke haansaan ka bhi alaag suaad sey,,,,,:D :D :D ... nd stuff,,, keep pouring:D
 
hahaha.........lol

cooljat said:
hehehe Sunita
yo joke pad ke te Mane woh AAmir aali movie Yaad aagi MELA
Ya daaru te XXXXX se bhi ghani kadak se ......Tau ke to tote udd gaye honge ;) :D
rock on
Jit
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hahahaha bhai jitu manne na bera tha tu iisi film bhi dekh liya karre...:eek:
MELA.......hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha...:D:p

yah ghanni ROCK ON ghanni na karre tu bhi kam na se manne bera hai tu bhi janne se saare brand.......;)

but sunita bebe that was reallly awsum....:D:D:D:D..kayi din mein sunna
 
Mela

Keshu asal me Bhai Jit ki galti na hai mahri samajh ka farak hai Jit ka matlab Rock On na se...On The Rocks hai...pher brand te chahe koi ho....:D


keshavdahiya said:
hahahaha bhai jitu manne na bera tha tu iisi film bhi dekh liya karre...:eek:
MELA.......hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha...:D:p

yah ghanni ROCK ON ghanni na karre tu bhi kam na se manne bera hai tu bhi janne se saare brand.......;)

but sunita bebe that was reallly awsum....:D:D:D:D..kayi din mein sunna
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Arey Sunita, aap bhi....??

Great ! So nice. I thought female members do not visit this 'humor' forum for their own reasons. I am seeing such a nice stuff in desi language for the first time, by one of them. Kudos Sunita, keep it up ! Humor is our way of life. Without humor, life is dull and boring. In our part of land, this art flourished in recent past and we should continue with this tradition. Humor means prosperity. This art also flourished in Punjab which is equally prosperous. After all, we lose nothing if we share our knowledge of jokes with others - let all of them also laugh !
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sunitahooda said:
Ek Tau ghana piyakkad tha ar daaru ka usne itna tajurba ho rya tha ak wo Ghhunt bhar ke bina bottle dekhe uss daru ka naam bata diya karta.Ek baar gaam ke UUT Chhoran ne sochi ke Tau ka test lenge kade yo bakwaad karta ho. Un ne Tau tai pehla gilas diya ar Tau bolya bhai ya to RC sai, doosre gilas mein Tau bolya bhai ya se XXX rum, pher choryan ne de di desi...Tau bolya bhai badi solid desi le re ho, Chhore dukhi hoge, um me ek ghana uut tha, usne thoda sa apna URINE(pishab) ghal ke de diya....Tau chakra gya...ar bolya...BHAI ISKE NAAM KA TE KONYA BERA PAR YA COMPANY GHANE DIN NA CHALE....
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good sunita ji. maja aa gaya sun ke
 
mmmmmmmm dyaakii

downtoearth said:
nd stuff,,, keep pouring
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m dyaaki ...........:p:D

ke pour karwaawegaa kasaaiiiiiiiiiiiii .....kehta ho te ib pouruuun...

hahahahahahahahaha............:D:D:D

ar sunita us gylaas main un saare uut baalkaan ne milaaya tha MAAL;) ek ekke neeeee??????:confused::confused:

tanne bhi chaala kar diyaaaaa.......gd nd rupi dada says keep pouring>>>>>>>:D:D
 
hahahaha...

vishok said:
Sunita DiDi Bahot Badhiya Item pesh kiya hai aapne.
Hans hans ke Pet dukhan lag giyo.
:D :D :D :D
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hahaha dude iibe to pet dukhya se kaal dekhiye bera na keke dukhega....
aare to nyu hi kaache kaatega .......bas liye ja swaad iib.....
ek aadh aur baga de chutkalli si.........;):p
 
hahaha

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ek aadh aur baga de chutkalli si.........;):p[/quote]

oo bhaai keshu ............is bhaai pe laage sai chutkulli ki kulli .kulli baggaai jaawe sai .............

ar bhai shoki hamne ya teri didi kehan aali baat bhot bhaa GYOO.......hahahah:D:D:D:D:D:D:p
 
wah sunita ji... yoh b kasota tha,, or aan do isse isse,, pet paat gya haans haans ke,,:D
 
bhaut sahi hai.

bhat sahi hai...
ya to wahe baat ho gayee:

ek bar mangat daru peen gaya. wo boleya 10 saal purani daru de de.
daru aala ne 1 saal purani de dee. socha ke bera paata ga.
mangat ne chakh ke bata diya: ya to ek saal purani hai.
daru aala ne 3 saal purani de dee.
mangat ne chakh ke bata diya: ya to 3 saal purani hai. 10 saal purani de.
daru aala ne 6 saal purani de dee.
mangat ne pher chakh ke bata diya: ya to 6 saal purani hai. 10 saal purani de.
yoh sari baat raldu dekh ke ek gilash mangat te diya.
mangat ne chakh ka kaha: yoh to peshab hai.
raldu bolya: eb meri umar bata
 
sunita maza nahi aaya padne main or keme naye chiz likh

sunitahooda said:
Ek Tau ghana piyakkad tha ar daaru ka usne itna tajurba ho rya tha ak wo Ghhunt bhar ke bina bottle dekhe uss daru ka naam bata diya karta.Ek baar gaam ke UUT Chhoran ne sochi ke Tau ka test lenge kade yo bakwaad karta ho. Un ne Tau tai pehla gilas diya ar Tau bolya bhai ya to RC sai, doosre gilas mein Tau bolya bhai ya se XXX rum, pher choryan ne de di desi...Tau bolya bhai badi solid desi le re ho, Chhore dukhi hoge, um me ek ghana uut tha, usne thoda sa apna URINE(pishab) ghal ke de diya....Tau chakra gya...ar bolya...BHAI ISKE NAAM KA TE KONYA BERA PAR YA COMPANY GHANE DIN NA CHALE....
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sunita maza nahi aaya padne main or keme naye chiz likh
 
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