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cooljat said:
Point to be noted folks!!! :cool::p;)


U all may be aware, GH harmone n some genes r the reason for Gud height, GH harmone produced in endocrine gland called Pitutary gland which is situated in Brain...n its found out after immense Research that beer simulates pitutary gland as a result it produces more GH, consequently it increases ur height!! ;););)

It has been proved n am the livin' example in front of u ;) I'm 6'4" or 193 cms...all credit goes to continuous dose of BEER !! :D:D:D

so all dwarf/short guys n gals pay attention to this msg!!


Rock on
Jit
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bhai , aap jab gudaliya chalan lage hoge jabe teh beer piyan lag ge hoge na ekdum toh 1.93cm na ho.
 
sunitahooda said:
Arr janu tai laamba hota tai HERO bann jata:p;)sab nai shakal arr akal joga kaam mille ja hai:DGyani Jail Singh n few stand as EXCEPTIONS;)
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jiji nu nahi keh degi. tanne bera se na gyani jail singh mae indira gandhi ki akal bas ri thi. tu indira ki akal ki insult nahi kar sakti...ha ha
 
jab naa piya karta ....eibbe 10 saal hoye hein.....tab se eib tak 1 foot height badh lee ss....eib mene GH pe daata laa diya hai....kyunke ghanna sar fut liya mere darvaajo, chokhat aur bus mein :mad::(

Jokes apart...I guess we're goin offtopic again....may I request u all to get back to the very topic!! :)

thanks!


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Jit

rohit62 said:
bhai , aap jab gudaliya chalan lage hoge jabe teh beer piyan lag ge hoge na ekdum toh 1.93cm na ho.
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ye aisa jahar hia jo dheere apni jakad me leta hia

ek din maine ek sardar ji se puchha aap darru kis kis din peete hai??
he replied "occasionally pee lete haie""
maine kaha "kon-2 se occasion par"
he replied " ji bas do(two) occasions par sal bhar me"
maine puchha "bas do pure saal me"
he replied "aji haa ek din tab it's rainy day and ek din tab it's not rainy day"

:)





dkumars said:
Is drinking(controlled) a bad habit.
Is there anything objectionable in this ?
Why our society look it with a cheap sight ?

People who don drink are more cultured or civilized ??? Why we respect more those who do not drink ???

Here, i do not mean drinking like our Jat bros who r talliiii and torture their families n create problems for others... This is infact bad but what i mean to ask is in our society if someone is drinking calmly just for enjoyment then we call them sharabi... aur gandi nazar se dekhtein hai... why ???

Please participate...
Welcome all....:)
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i heard many stories where drunk guys beats the crap out of everyone who gets in their way. so if you have control, give it a shot. if you know you will loose it, don't even bother touching it because I am sure you don't want to hurt people you truly care about. I personally don't drink because first i hate the smell and also i don't want to become dependent on it :-)
 
suneet_rana said:
ye aisa jahar hia jo dheere apni jakad me leta hia

ek din maine ek sardar ji se puchha aap darru kis kis din peete hai??
he replied "occasionally pee lete haie""
maine kaha "kon-2 se occasion par"
he replied " ji bas do(two) occasions par sal bhar me"
maine puchha "bas do pure saal me"
he replied "aji haa ek din tab it's rainy day and ek din tab it's not rainy day"

:)
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ye aisa jahar hia jo dheere apni jakad me leta hia....


ha ha most funniest thing in this thread.

may say is it's all myth. a controlled quantity of alcohol is good for assimilation of food. it's healthy.

as far as dependency is concerned, as someone pointed here, weak people can get dependent/addicted on any thing...a person, emotions, tea, gutka, hukka...any serial on tv, sport, anything....

y blame wine then?

(PS: in any case i am not advocating that drinking is good. i am just saying that controlled drinking is good.)
 
Hey Guys am planing to write my autobiography :p;):p

I anounce the name today-


" THE YOGI WHO LUVED BEER " :D :D :D


ur views ll be appreciated! :cool:


Rock on!
Jit
 
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cooljat said:
Hey Guys am planing to write my autobiography :p;):p

I anounce the name today-


" THE YOGI WHO LUVED BEER " :D :D :D


ur views ll be appreciate! :cool:


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Jit
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well then the book title can be changed to better "The Reincarnation of Osho". kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
may say is it's all myth. a controlled quantity of alcohol is good for assimilation of food. it's healthy.

itni alcohal already hamaari body me banti hia ki hamara food digest jaaye...

or jise ek baar peene ki lat lag jaati hia wo kabhi tol tol kar nahi peeta kitni uske digestion ke liye theek hiaa......

agar peena or non veg khana wrong nahi hia to why people believe in "Today is tuesday, today is Navaratri. and they dont eat non veg or drink??????




seemasindhu said:
ye aisa jahar hia jo dheere apni jakad me leta hia....


ha ha most funniest thing in this thread.

may say is it's all myth. a controlled quantity of alcohol is good for assimilation of food. it's healthy.

as far as dependency is concerned, as someone pointed here, weak people can get dependent/addicted on any thing...a person, emotions, tea, gutka, hukka...any serial on tv, sport, anything....

y blame wine then?

(PS: in any case i am not advocating that drinking is good. i am just saying that controlled drinking is good.)
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seemasindhu said:
well then the book title can be changed to better "The Reincarnation of Osho". kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Naa rai bhai... Osho aasho nahi... woi badhiya hai...

Yogi who luved beer... kati mast naam sei yo...

ya tei budhiya ho chaali... eih ka tei dimaag sathiyagya... kimme ho bak de hai... hehe


daadi... mada majjak mein liye... kadde serious ho ja er dhoove dhoo kare mere uupper
 
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