Deeva

[devdahiya]

Ek Jat ke balak na howein thhe. Ek din ek Bhatt aa gya arr jatani ne apna rona ro diya. Bahman bolya beti rowe matnya...mei parson BADRINATH jaun suun...hudde thare naam ka DEEVA jala dyunga...arr bhagwaan sab bhalli kreinge....chinta na kriyo. Wohe bahman 10 saal pachhe uss jat ke ghraan aaya te dekhe se ak hudde 9-10 balak handde sein. Usne ek chhore te [SUNDDU] bujhi ke chhore ye ballak kiske sein.....? Sunddu bolya dada ye usseke sein jiska tu 10 saal pehlyan BADRINATH mei DEEVA baal ke aaya tha. Bahman bolya re yo jat kitt se? Sunddu bolya Dada wo te BADRINATH gaya kaal...TERE DEEVE NE BUJHAWAN.

 

[anilsangwan]

ha ha ha !!!

Kaatya Rog Dev Sir !!!!

Line Laga De Deeve ne....kasoota doonda paad tha yoh te....

Sunddu bolya Dada wo te BADRINATH gaya kaal...TERE DEEVE NE BUJHAWAN.

 

[downtoearth]

jatt ney too katti deeve bujha diya .nice one dev sahab

 

[dndeswal]

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I had read this earlier. Just to mention that just a couple of days back in a large gathering where apart from foreigners some Indians were also present, I narrated this joke both in English and Hindi. And there was a fountain of laughter !

I thought it fit to mention this fact here. A great joke indeed !!

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[rkumar]

real original classic...

RK^2

 

[deepakchoudhry]

Devji,

HA Ha Ha.....

Hanste Hanste peth main Bal pad gaya...keep them coming.


Cheers,

Deepak

PS: Us diye main tel kaafi jayda hoga jo itnay saal jalta raha.

 

[devdahiya]

Devji,

HA Ha Ha.....

Hanste Hanste peth main Bal pad gaya...keep them coming.


Cheers,

Deepak

PS: Us diye main tel kaafi jayda hoga jo itnay saal jalta raha.

Ye Bahmman ke katte audd rogg thhe bhai....jya tahin ballein gaya yo Deeva...ha...ha..ha.

 

[jitendershooda]

hA HA dEV jI ..Bahman ne bera na deeva laya tha ek na ...par dikhe Jaat ka hausala sa te badha gya tha wo ...ha ha

 

[dndeswal]

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लो भाई, ताले में बंद था यह धागा - निकलवा दिया बाहर ।

पढ़ लो, जिन्होंने पहले नहीं पढ़ा, असली देसी घी वाला स्वाद । किल्की मारने को जी न करे तो पैसे वापस !!

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[dkumars]

mast hai ... par deeva bujha ya abhi bhi jal raha hai ???

 

[pahalji]

Wa Chachu wa, kamal kar diya aapne te,
Par aajkal esse diyo ki jarurat hai. ekad hi muskil te hove se vo bhi udde hospitala ke thakke kha ke. urr nyu kenge ke esne noo mahine kam nahi karna hai. .......

Good ane indeed.

 

[bhupenderkajal]

Ha ha ha , wah Dev ji wah... eb bera lagya en muslmana ke itne balak kayon honve se... ye to Makka madina mein janu poori massal jala ke aave sein

 

[pmalhan]

Kati mast dev saheb

 

[amitsangwan003]

kai din baad ............jatland ka makhol suna maja aagya......dahiya sir really nice

 

[hoodarajesh]

Ek Jat ke balak na howein thhe. Ek din ek Bhatt aa gya arr jatani ne apna rona ro diya. Bahman bolya beti rowe matnya...mei parson BADRINATH jaun suun...hudde thare naam ka DEEVA jala dyunga...arr bhagwaan sab bhalli kreinge....chinta na kriyo. Wohe bahman 10 saal pachhe uss jat ke ghraan aaya te dekhe se ak hudde 9-10 balak handde sein. Usne ek chhore te [SUNDDU] bujhi ke chhore ye ballak kiske sein.....? Sunddu bolya dada ye usseke sein jiska tu 10 saal pehlyan BADRINATH mei DEEVA baal ke aaya tha. Bahman bolya re yo jat kitt se? Sunddu bolya Dada wo te BADRINATH gaya kaal...TERE DEEVE NE BUJHAWAN.

JAI YO DEVA 2-4 SAAL OR BALAGA TO JAT KE GHRA TADKE TE RAAT TAAI CHULHA JALTA RAHGA

 

[sumitsehrawat]

lotpot lotpot lotpot lotpot [:d][:d][:d]!!
Dev Sir, aur aane do issse isse ......

 

[ratheetheraist]

uff...

Ek Jat ke balak na howein thhe. Ek din ek Bhatt aa gya arr jatani ne apna rona ro diya. Bahman bolya beti rowe matnya...mei parson BADRINATH jaun suun...hudde thare naam ka DEEVA jala dyunga...arr bhagwaan sab bhalli kreinge....chinta na kriyo. Wohe bahman 10 saal pachhe uss jat ke ghraan aaya te dekhe se ak hudde 9-10 balak handde sein. Usne ek chhore te [SUNDDU] bujhi ke chhore ye ballak kiske sein.....? Sunddu bolya dada ye usseke sein jiska tu 10 saal pehlyan BADRINATH mei DEEVA baal ke aaya tha. Bahman bolya re yo jat kitt se? Sunddu bolya Dada wo te BADRINATH gaya kaal...TERE DEEVE NE BUJHAWAN.

hey old man.. plzz don send these head scratching chukulas in the open market..else u will b sacked .. u knw frm wt..!! haha.. arr ibb parey ney ho ley..!!

 

[dndeswal]

lotpot lotpot lotpot lotpot [:d][:d][:d]!!
Dev Sir, aur aane do issse isse ......

एक जोर का रूका मारो सुमित - तभी सुनाई देगा देव सर को । शायद ऊंचा सुनने लगा है उनको । hehehe !


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