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1- So sweet is ur smile
so sweet is ur style
so sweet is ur voice
so sweet is ur eye & see....
how sweetly i can lie...!!

2- Stars+moon=romantic night
brids+sky+lovely day
forest+animal=refreshing world
U+ur smile= O MY GOD!!!! GHOSSSSSSSSSSSSST

3- A 4 apple
B 4 bara apple
C 4 chotta apple
D 4 doosra apple
E 4 ek aur apple
F 4 free ka apple
G 4 green apple
H 4 ho gaya na pait kharab aur khao itne apple.

4- If ur world is spinning round n round.... n ur heart is beating very fast
U think its love.... na munna, its called......... HIGH B.P!!

5- Ek din vo hum se janat main takra gaye....Unhein dekh kar hamare dil se awaz nikli "fitteh mooh tussi ethey vi aa gaye".

6- If u want latest Mercedes Bens on easy installments of 10 yrz without any down payment,,, log on to web site www.apni_auqat_main_raho.com

7- Love is life
life is wife
wife is knife
which cuts the life....

8- Ye sulagta huwa jism... ye kapkapaate hue hont....ye tez tez saanse....aur dharakta huwa dil...mujhey to pehle hi doubt tha k tumhey malaria hai.

9- Exam ke dino ka sama hota hai.. dimag ka dhuwa hota hai......
Nahi Padne ka nitja , marksheet maie bhiyan hota hai....
 
mukesh_kumar007 said:
1- So sweet is ur smile
so sweet is ur style
so sweet is ur voice
so sweet is ur eye & see....
how sweetly i can lie...!!

2- Stars+moon=romantic night
brids+sky+lovely day
forest+animal=refreshing world
U+ur smile= O MY GOD!!!! GHOSSSSSSSSSSSSST

3- A 4 apple
B 4 bara apple
C 4 chotta apple
D 4 doosra apple
E 4 ek aur apple
F 4 free ka apple
G 4 green apple
H 4 ho gaya na pait kharab aur khao itne apple.

4- If ur world is spinning round n round.... n ur heart is beating very fast
U think its love.... na munna, its called......... HIGH B.P!!

5- Ek din vo hum se janat main takra gaye....Unhein dekh kar hamare dil se awaz nikli "fitteh mooh tussi ethey vi aa gaye".

6- If u want latest Mercedes Bens on easy installments of 10 yrz without any down payment,,, log on to web site www.apni_auqat_main_raho.com

7- Love is life
life is wife
wife is knife
which cuts the life....

8- Ye sulagta huwa jism... ye kapkapaate hue hont....ye tez tez saanse....aur dharakta huwa dil...mujhey to pehle hi doubt tha k tumhey malaria hai.

9- Exam ke dino ka sama hota hai.. dimag ka dhuwa hota hai......
Nahi Padne ka nitja , marksheet maie bhiyan hota hai....
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Good one mate. keep it up
 
Good mukesh :D
Consequences of american life style:
The wife rushed into her house sreaming to her husband " Darling come quick ur kids and my kids are beting up our kids"

Enjoy all Jats :D
 
p_singhdelhi said:
Good mukesh :D
Consequences of american life style:
The wife rushed into her house sreaming to her husband " Darling come quick ur kids and my kids are beting up our kids"

Enjoy all Jats :D
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wa wa :D :D :D ur kids and my kids are beting up our kids....... :D :D :D keep it up dear
 
:D :D :D :D
p_singhdelhi said:
Good mukesh :D
Consequences of american life style:
The wife rushed into her house sreaming to her husband " Darling come quick ur kids and my kids are beting up our kids"

Enjoy all Jats :D
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cha gaye sir kamal kar diya
 
RatheeJi is bat pe ek aur ho jaye to Peash-a-kidmat hai

Fat wife : aji maine chorko pakadkar upar beth gayi hun tum police ko bula lao
Pati: Mujhe meri chapal nahi mil rahi
Chor: yar chapal tu meri pahan ja lekin jaldi ja.

Parvinder
 
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