Ek bar ek tau Rohtak railway station pai dilli ki rail pakdan khatar khadya tha. Ghani der hogi ar rail kona ayi bhai . Fer tau ne ke krya ek kutta pakdya ar us tai 4 tikkad khuwa kai uspe baith dilli kanni ho liya. Kutta bhi kasoot tha bhai , kasooti speed pakad rya tha . Fer thodi door ja kai kutte ne moot kar diya .
Is pai tau bolya - Are meri susre aadha litre petrol kharab kar diya tanne , Susre
teri average bigad jya gi jai nu karega to.
Ek be ek gaam mein aryasamaji aaye.
Rhoj 'pravacahan' karte har logan ke gharaan mein khanaa karte.
Ek be ek tai gayi har guruji te boli" guruji aaj mhare yhaan khayio"
Guruji bolya ek theek se mai.
Saanj ne tai ke sare ghar aale te khetaan mein chale ge aur va har uka pota rehgya.
Tai banaan lagi roti sabji har apne pote te boli ek ja bete guruji ne bula lya"
Chora gya har guruji te aan tahi kahi.
Guruji bole ek " bacha mai se bolna ki hum 'vyayam' kar rhe hain , thodi der
lagegi."Chore ke shamaj mein naa ayi . wo bolta gaya'Vyayam Vyayam Vyavm Byavm Byavm '.
ghar jake Bolya "Dadi Guruji te Byaven lag re sain thodi der me aaven ge."
Ghane saal pahla ki baat thi gaam me panchayat hue ... ar uska panchayat me yo faisla hona tha ek byah(marriege)me time ghana lagn lagya to kya kya samadhan ho.... to sara gam katha(gethered)ho gaya.... sarpanch ne kahi bhai salah do....
kisse ne kahi baje pe ban la do ye nachne wale bahut ghana time lave se....
kisse ne kahi panch(5) aadmiya ka byah karo.......
kisse ne kahi pandit tai kaho phera pe kam time lave......
fer utha ek aadmi jo tha (Keten ne jis regiment ka jikar kara uska sipahi) samajhge hogey??????
vo bolya apne aale aacent me" al tau ol(or) baat sali(sari) theek se.... pal(par) byah me sab te ghana time lave se bhati(maternal side)... AL YE BHAATI GAAM KE HONEY CHAHIYE "
ek baar ek pandit ji ke ghane kasute dast lag re the..... jama kasuta dhara lag ra tha.... vo gaya desi vaid(dr.) dhore bolya hakeem ji dast ghane dukhi kar re hai koi dava do.
hakeem bolya le pandit ji isse dawai de di hai ek chalta dhaana(narrow part of canel used for irrigation) bhi ruk ja ga tere dast to ke cheese hai........
pandit bolya:-- hakim sahib koi parhej ho to batao
hakim bolya:--- parhej to koi khas nahi bas 2-4 din shankh mat bajaiye......
Haryana Roadways mein Teen Chori Bethi ja thi.
Bus mein thi kasuti bheed. Ve uthke ticket lyan gayi itne unki seat pe do tau bath ge.
Chori aake boli "Tau ji seat to hum logon ki hain".
Tau nei aagya kasuta cho har bolya "aanhe jab tam e log hoge te hum ke nhu e muchan mein marodi dete handen sai."
ek be rhunde ne bus conducter ki naukri milgi...rhunda apni naukri te khoob raaji tha....ek din ek 6 foot 4 inch ka tagda ha aadmi bus me chadya.....runda bolya"ticket ?".....aadmi bolya"main ticket konya lyun".....runda tha bas 5 foot 3 inch laamba , patla ha....bechara chup reh gya.....koon panga le....aagle din pher wo aadmi chadya er pher bolya"main ticket konya lyun"....rhunda pher chup....chaar - paanch din hoge nyu-e.....rhunde ka gussa bhee badta chala gaya....rhunde ne roj dand-baithak er kasrat karni shuru kar dee.....ek mahine me rhunde ne "body" bana li ......aadmi pher chadya er bolya "main ticket konya lyun"....rhunda himmat kar ke jor te bolya"kyun na le?".....aadmi bolya "main ticket kyun lyun , jab mere dhore "bus-pass" rahya.....
Is pai tau bolya - Are meri susre aadha litre petrol kharab kar diya tanne , Susre
teri average bigad jya gi jai nu karega to.
Ek be ek gaam mein aryasamaji aaye.
Rhoj 'pravacahan' karte har logan ke gharaan mein khanaa karte.
Ek be ek tai gayi har guruji te boli" guruji aaj mhare yhaan khayio"
Guruji bolya ek theek se mai.
Saanj ne tai ke sare ghar aale te khetaan mein chale ge aur va har uka pota rehgya.
Tai banaan lagi roti sabji har apne pote te boli ek ja bete guruji ne bula lya"
Chora gya har guruji te aan tahi kahi.
Guruji bole ek " bacha mai se bolna ki hum 'vyayam' kar rhe hain , thodi der
lagegi."Chore ke shamaj mein naa ayi . wo bolta gaya'Vyayam Vyayam Vyavm Byavm Byavm '.
ghar jake Bolya "Dadi Guruji te Byaven lag re sain thodi der me aaven ge."
Ghane saal pahla ki baat thi gaam me panchayat hue ... ar uska panchayat me yo faisla hona tha ek byah(marriege)me time ghana lagn lagya to kya kya samadhan ho.... to sara gam katha(gethered)ho gaya.... sarpanch ne kahi bhai salah do....
kisse ne kahi baje pe ban la do ye nachne wale bahut ghana time lave se....
kisse ne kahi panch(5) aadmiya ka byah karo.......
kisse ne kahi pandit tai kaho phera pe kam time lave......
fer utha ek aadmi jo tha (Keten ne jis regiment ka jikar kara uska sipahi) samajhge hogey??????
vo bolya apne aale aacent me" al tau ol(or) baat sali(sari) theek se.... pal(par) byah me sab te ghana time lave se bhati(maternal side)... AL YE BHAATI GAAM KE HONEY CHAHIYE "
ek baar ek pandit ji ke ghane kasute dast lag re the..... jama kasuta dhara lag ra tha.... vo gaya desi vaid(dr.) dhore bolya hakeem ji dast ghane dukhi kar re hai koi dava do.
hakeem bolya le pandit ji isse dawai de di hai ek chalta dhaana(narrow part of canel used for irrigation) bhi ruk ja ga tere dast to ke cheese hai........
pandit bolya:-- hakim sahib koi parhej ho to batao
hakim bolya:--- parhej to koi khas nahi bas 2-4 din shankh mat bajaiye......
Haryana Roadways mein Teen Chori Bethi ja thi.
Bus mein thi kasuti bheed. Ve uthke ticket lyan gayi itne unki seat pe do tau bath ge.
Chori aake boli "Tau ji seat to hum logon ki hain".
Tau nei aagya kasuta cho har bolya "aanhe jab tam e log hoge te hum ke nhu e muchan mein marodi dete handen sai."
ek be rhunde ne bus conducter ki naukri milgi...rhunda apni naukri te khoob raaji tha....ek din ek 6 foot 4 inch ka tagda ha aadmi bus me chadya.....runda bolya"ticket ?".....aadmi bolya"main ticket konya lyun".....runda tha bas 5 foot 3 inch laamba , patla ha....bechara chup reh gya.....koon panga le....aagle din pher wo aadmi chadya er pher bolya"main ticket konya lyun"....rhunda pher chup....chaar - paanch din hoge nyu-e.....rhunde ka gussa bhee badta chala gaya....rhunde ne roj dand-baithak er kasrat karni shuru kar dee.....ek mahine me rhunde ne "body" bana li ......aadmi pher chadya er bolya "main ticket konya lyun"....rhunda himmat kar ke jor te bolya"kyun na le?".....aadmi bolya "main ticket kyun lyun , jab mere dhore "bus-pass" rahya.....