dev sirji gye meetha khann

[amitenggmalik]

dev sir k daant khrab hon k karn ..,madam dahiya ji unko meetha khaanh nahi deti thi..
t sir kati trash gye the meethe t... to sir n sochi ak ...chalo susral ek din..jaake ...khawe ..
orrr..... udde t aachi khatir-daarri hoggi ...ya soch kk ..sir ghra kh k chal pdhe susral ..
...itne paache t madamji n phone krr diya ghraa akk ...sirji ki thodi tabiyat khrabh hai....
unko thoda hlka khana dena...sir kati raaaji ho kk ..susral pahunche...aarr ..unnne dekh k saare raaji
khubh hua..aur saare gher aale miln ..n aaye...sir n sochi bhai moj hogayi ..ksuta bhdiya meetha khan n
milega ..aaj t ..t raat n sir ..dinner khatir baithe...kati raaji ho kk...t unne khan n mila..bthve ki rotti
orr bthve ka ssaag..
sir n sochi ya t kasuti ban gayi..fir sochi koi na aaj adjust ker l ..kal t milyega
sir n khalli roti jaad piss kk err cho m aaker... orr tdke bole..ek mossi m aaj fir rukunga..kal jaunga..
mossi boli ..koi baat..nahi beta ..ruko tera hi gher hai..aarr sochi aaj to mil-a mile..meetha
arr fer khan n mila bthve ki roti bthve ka saag orr bthve ka rayata..t sir t kati behal..fer sochi ..yaar ek din
orr ruk jaate hain..sarri ksrr puri kr lenge kaal..fir aagle din fir ruke..arr fer khan n mila
.....bthve ka saag.. bthve ki roti ...bthve ka rayta...arrr bthve ka salad..
t sir n sochi yo kati gadhar mach gya ...ya t kati maaja nahi aaya kuch nahi mila khan n meetha
...t subh sir ji gye..aarr bole...mossi ji aap itna kaam karti ho ..khet jaati ho ..lakdi ..bthva laatti ho
merte aapka yo dukh nahi dekha jata ....mossi boli ak issme dukh aali k baat hai ...tt sir bole..na mossi
merte aapka yo kati dukh nahi dekha jata ..ek aap itna kaam mere khatir krn lag rhi ho..
aap ek kaam kro ..aap mne..uss bthve k khet m chhod aavo m udee ....hi chrrr lunga sara bthva

 

[dndeswal]

वाह !

.
देव जी को आने दो - कल वे ही जवाब देंगे । वे लोगों के बारे में लिखते ही रहते हैं और लोग उनके बारे में, जैसे: mahara kaka(Dev Dahiya) kho gaya.

वैसे यह किस्सा लम्बा बना दिया । इसका एक लघु संस्करण है : Hera Saag

ससुराल के किस्से कुछ और भी पढ लो:

ghee boora

Paad loonga

bateu
.

 

[devdahiya]

dev sir k daant khrab hon k karn ..,madam dahiya ji unko meetha khaanh nahi deti thi..
t sir kati trash gye the meethe t... to sir n sochi ak ...chalo susral ek din..jaake ...khawe ..
orrr..... udde t aachi khatir-daarri hoggi ...ya soch kk ..sir ghra kh k chal pdhe susral ..
...itne paache t madamji n phone krr diya ghraa akk ...sirji ki thodi tabiyat khrabh hai....
unko thoda hlka khana dena...sir kati raaaji ho kk ..susral pahunche...aarr ..unnne dekh k saare raaji
khubh hua..aur saare gher aale miln ..n aaye...sir n sochi bhai moj hogayi ..ksuta bhdiya meetha khan n
milega ..aaj t ..t raat n sir ..dinner khatir baithe...kati raaji ho kk...t unne khan n mila..bthve ki rotti
orr bthve ka ssaag..
sir n sochi ya t kasuti ban gayi..fir sochi koi na aaj adjust ker l ..kal t milyega
sir n khalli roti jaad piss kk err cho m aaker... orr tdke bole..ek mossi m aaj fir rukunga..kal jaunga..
mossi boli ..koi baat..nahi beta ..ruko tera hi gher hai..aarr sochi aaj to mil-a mile..meetha
arr fer khan n mila bthve ki roti bthve ka saag orr bthve ka rayata..t sir t kati behal..fer sochi ..yaar ek din
orr ruk jaate hain..sarri ksrr puri kr lenge kaal..fir aagle din fir ruke..arr fer khan n mila
.....bthve ka saag.. bthve ki roti ...bthve ka rayta...arrr bthve ka salad..
t sir n sochi yo kati gadhar mach gya ...ya t kati maaja nahi aaya kuch nahi mila khan n meetha
...t subh sir ji gye..aarr bole...mossi ji aap itna kaam karti ho ..khet jaati ho ..lakdi ..bthva laatti ho
merte aapka yo dukh nahi dekha jata ....mossi boli ak issme dukh aali k baat hai ...tt sir bole..na mossi
merte aapka yo kati dukh nahi dekha jata ..ek aap itna kaam mere khatir krn lag rhi ho..
aap ek kaam kro ..aap mne..uss bthve k khet m chhod aavo m udee ....hi chrrr lunga sara bthva

Arre ow Amiitte tanne kyun syahi ki poorri duwaat khaali karr di ya kaappi bhanddan mei? Ha..ha..ha...Kai tei kallam toddi honggi arr saarre hothh lille karr liye hongge............Tu bhi aaiye aagli baar merri geill merri Susraad mei....donnu charran ge unkke khett mei....Unka kaam aassan ho jya ga......KASSOLLE na thhanne paddein ge merre sussraddiya nei....Arr tu tei saara METHHA charr diye........Arre khappettar ya ALLBAADD terre deemagg mei aai kyukkar berri...tnne mei e paya yo bathhuwa charran nei....ha...ha...ha..ha.....Tu ND sei bhai....ja ibb apne lille hothha nei Dhho le bikkraal..........?@lille honthh.

 

[amitenggmalik]

ktti chalenge sir aapki susral..kati bthuwe ka khet sa bha k aavenge
eeb to dalhousi aan ka progrraamme bnavenge ...jaldi pahuncho aap
pachhe pachhe hum bhi aavve aappke