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AAJ DHER DINU PAACHE EK JOKE LIKH RI HOON JINHUNEIN SUN RAKHYA HO AT BAKAS DIYO

TO EK BAAR NU HUI JI........................
CHAUDHRY SAHAB KU CHAHGEY RAPEY(MONEY)
TO CH. NE APNEI GAAM KE LAALA TEI RAPEY UDHAR LE LIYE

6 MAHINU BAAD....

EK DIN LAALA JI APNI POTHI LEY KEY PAHUNCHGEY CH. SAHAB DHORE
CH. SAHAB KEY GHARU AARE THE PAHAMNEY(GUESTS):p
UNKE AAGE HI SHURU HO GYA LAALA ITNE ITNE RAPEY DIYE THEY BYAAJ

(INTEREST) TO TAM TIME PEY DE REY PAR MUL KAD DOGE?????

CH. SAHAB KU AAGYA CHO AR JI AATA BHI KYUN NA BEIZZATI KAR DI LAALA NEY PAHAMNU KE AAGEY:mad:

CH:- LAALA JI BAAR(SATURDAY)KI SAANJH KU APNE SAARE POTHI PATTAR LEY AAYIO MAIN EK JAAMIN BECHI IBHI AR BAAR KU UT THARE SAARE RAPEY DE DUNGA !

LAALA RAJJI HO KEY CHALA GAYA

BAAR KU FER AA LIYA

CH. SAHAB NEY EK DHOL BAJAANE WAALE KU BULAKEY USE 100 RAPEY DE KEY KAHI UK TU AAJ MHARE SAANJH KU AAJAIYE AR KHUB JOR KA DHOL BAJAIYE MHARE BAR AGGEY(GHAR KE SAMNEY):confused:

DHOL WALA: JI CH. SAHAB AA JAUNGA

AAYA LAALA :)

CH. SAHAB LAALA JI KU BHUS KE KHOTHE MEIN LEGE:confused:

AR KAMBAL GER KEI LAALA JI PEI DEY LATH! AR DEY LATH!:eek: :D

LAALA JI ROVE PAR KISI KU DHOL KE SHOR MAI KUCH NA SUNEY :rolleyes:

JIB LAALAJI KU LAGA UK KOI USE BACHAANE NI AAWE

TO LAAL JI CH. SAHAB KEY PAHUN MEIN LOT GEY

AR BOLEY “CHAUDHARY IB KEY MAAF KAR DO JI AAGEY TEI ASI GALTI NI HONE KI JI

CH. BOLA 1 SHARAT HAI AGAR MAANEGA JIBHI CHODUNGA TAJHE

LAALA BOLA JI KASI SHARAT

CH: 1- MAINE TERE PEI TEI JO RAPEY UDHAR LIYE THE WE SAARE TAJHE DE DIYE YE JITNE BHI KAAGAZ PATTAR LERA INMEIN IBHI AAG DEY
AR AGAR TEI YAHAN TEI JAA KEY KISI TEI KUCH KAHI AT TAJHE DEKH LUNGA
LAALA JI NEY MAAN LI SHART TO CH. NE USE CHOD DIYA

KUCH DINU BAAD GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA THA

LAALA KA LADKA AAYA DAUDTA- DAUDTA LAALA DHORE

AAKE BOLA BAAPU AAJ TO GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA

LAALA BOLA “ BETTE AAJ PHER CH. SAHAB KISI KA HISAAB KAR REY”
:D :D
 
swati said:
AAJ DHER DINU PAACHE EK JOKE LIKH RI HOON JINHUNEIN SUN RAKHYA HO AT BAKAS DIYO

TO EK BAAR NU HUI JI........................
CHAUDHRY SAHAB KU CHAHGEY RAPEY(MONEY)
TO CH. NE APNEI GAAM KE LAALA TEI RAPEY UDHAR LE LIYE

6 MAHINU BAAD....

EK DIN LAALA JI APNI POTHI LEY KEY PAHUNCHGEY CH. SAHAB DHORE
CH. SAHAB KEY GHARU AARE THE PAHAMNEY(GUESTS):p
UNKE AAGE HI SHURU HO GYA LAALA ITNE ITNE RAPEY DIYE THEY BYAAJ

(INTEREST) TO TAM TIME PEY DE REY PAR MUL KAD DOGE?????

CH. SAHAB KU AAGYA CHO AR JI AATA BHI KYUN NA BEIZZATI KAR DI LAALA NEY PAHAMNU KE AAGEY:mad:

CH:- LAALA JI BAAR(SATURDAY)KI SAANJH KU APNE SAARE POTHI PATTAR LEY AAYIO MAIN EK JAAMIN BECHI IBHI AR BAAR KU UT THARE SAARE RAPEY DE DUNGA !

LAALA RAJJI HO KEY CHALA GAYA

BAAR KU FER AA LIYA

CH. SAHAB NEY EK DHOL BAJAANE WAALE KU BULAKEY USE 100 RAPEY DE KEY KAHI UK TU AAJ MHARE SAANJH KU AAJAIYE AR KHUB JOR KA DHOL BAJAIYE MHARE BAR AGGEY(GHAR KE SAMNEY):confused:

DHOL WALA: JI CH. SAHAB AA JAUNGA

AAYA LAALA :)

CH. SAHAB LAALA JI KU BHUS KE KHOTHE MEIN LEGE:confused:

AR KAMBAL GER KEI LAALA JI PEI DEY LATH! AR DEY LATH!:eek: :D

LAALA JI ROVE PAR KISI KU DHOL KE SHOR MAI KUCH NA SUNEY :rolleyes:

JIB LAALAJI KU LAGA UK KOI USE BACHAANE NI AAWE

TO LAAL JI CH. SAHAB KEY PAHUN MEIN LOT GEY

AR BOLEY “CHAUDHARY IB KEY MAAF KAR DO JI AAGEY TEI ASI GALTI NI HONE KI JI

CH. BOLA 1 SHARAT HAI AGAR MAANEGA JIBHI CHODUNGA TAJHE

LAALA BOLA JI KASI SHARAT

CH: 1- MAINE TERE PEI TEI JO RAPEY UDHAR LIYE THE WE SAARE TAJHE DE DIYE YE JITNE BHI KAAGAZ PATTAR LERA INMEIN IBHI AAG DEY
AR AGAR TEI YAHAN TEI JAA KEY KISI TEI KUCH KAHI AT TAJHE DEKH LUNGA
LAALA JI NEY MAAN LI SHART TO CH. NE USE CHOD DIYA

KUCH DINU BAAD GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA THA

LAALA KA LADKA AAYA DAUDTA- DAUDTA LAALA DHORE

AAKE BOLA BAAPU AAJ TO GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA

LAALA BOLA “ BETTE AAJ PHER CH. SAHAB KISI KA HISAAB KAR REY”
:D :D
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Priya bobo yo tei dherr aachha tha....Ke huwa je yo pehlyaan bi sun rakhya hota to bi kunssa frukk pdd jyatta.....!....AAJ PHER CH.SAHAB HISAAB KAR REY.........ha..ha..ha..ha...i liked the way it is written.
 
devdahiya said:
Priya bobo yo tei dherr aachha tha....Ke huwa je yo pehlyaan bi sun rakhya hota to bi kunssa frukk pdd jyatta.....!....AAJ PHER CH.SAHAB HISAAB KAR REY.........ha..ha..ha..ha...i liked the way it is written.
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:) :) dhanyawaad dahiya ji
 
good one

swati said:
AAJ DHER DINU PAACHE EK JOKE LIKH RI HOON JINHUNEIN SUN RAKHYA HO AT BAKAS DIYO

TO EK BAAR NU HUI JI........................
CHAUDHRY SAHAB KU CHAHGEY RAPEY(MONEY)
TO CH. NE APNEI GAAM KE LAALA TEI RAPEY UDHAR LE LIYE

6 MAHINU BAAD....

EK DIN LAALA JI APNI POTHI LEY KEY PAHUNCHGEY CH. SAHAB DHORE
CH. SAHAB KEY GHARU AARE THE PAHAMNEY(GUESTS):p
UNKE AAGE HI SHURU HO GYA LAALA ITNE ITNE RAPEY DIYE THEY BYAAJ

(INTEREST) TO TAM TIME PEY DE REY PAR MUL KAD DOGE?????

CH. SAHAB KU AAGYA CHO AR JI AATA BHI KYUN NA BEIZZATI KAR DI LAALA NEY PAHAMNU KE AAGEY:mad:

CH:- LAALA JI BAAR(SATURDAY)KI SAANJH KU APNE SAARE POTHI PATTAR LEY AAYIO MAIN EK JAAMIN BECHI IBHI AR BAAR KU UT THARE SAARE RAPEY DE DUNGA !

LAALA RAJJI HO KEY CHALA GAYA

BAAR KU FER AA LIYA

CH. SAHAB NEY EK DHOL BAJAANE WAALE KU BULAKEY USE 100 RAPEY DE KEY KAHI UK TU AAJ MHARE SAANJH KU AAJAIYE AR KHUB JOR KA DHOL BAJAIYE MHARE BAR AGGEY(GHAR KE SAMNEY):confused:

DHOL WALA: JI CH. SAHAB AA JAUNGA

AAYA LAALA :)

CH. SAHAB LAALA JI KU BHUS KE KHOTHE MEIN LEGE:confused:

AR KAMBAL GER KEI LAALA JI PEI DEY LATH! AR DEY LATH!:eek: :D

LAALA JI ROVE PAR KISI KU DHOL KE SHOR MAI KUCH NA SUNEY :rolleyes:

JIB LAALAJI KU LAGA UK KOI USE BACHAANE NI AAWE

TO LAAL JI CH. SAHAB KEY PAHUN MEIN LOT GEY

AR BOLEY “CHAUDHARY IB KEY MAAF KAR DO JI AAGEY TEI ASI GALTI NI HONE KI JI

CH. BOLA 1 SHARAT HAI AGAR MAANEGA JIBHI CHODUNGA TAJHE

LAALA BOLA JI KASI SHARAT

CH: 1- MAINE TERE PEI TEI JO RAPEY UDHAR LIYE THE WE SAARE TAJHE DE DIYE YE JITNE BHI KAAGAZ PATTAR LERA INMEIN IBHI AAG DEY
AR AGAR TEI YAHAN TEI JAA KEY KISI TEI KUCH KAHI AT TAJHE DEKH LUNGA
LAALA JI NEY MAAN LI SHART TO CH. NE USE CHOD DIYA

KUCH DINU BAAD GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA THA

LAALA KA LADKA AAYA DAUDTA- DAUDTA LAALA DHORE

AAKE BOLA BAAPU AAJ TO GAAM MEIN DHOL BAJ RA

LAALA BOLA “ BETTE AAJ PHER CH. SAHAB KISI KA HISAAB KAR REY”
:D :D
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Very good joke priya, keep posting,

Cheers
 
Bahut Badhiya ...

Ha ha ha Priya bahut badhiya ... this is the affect of our original tone ... marvellous ... writing aur bhi badhiya thi ... keep it up ...

Bikkase ... nu ke taar si bithaya karoo tum ...

DIKHE IN "Nice One..." ALLYAN KU BHI KUCH UDHAR RAE RI TERI ... PRIYA ...YE BHI KOE PURANA HISSAB KAR RE ...
 
jitendershooda said:
Ha ha ha Priya bahut badhiya ... this is the affect of our original tone ... marvellous ... writing aur bhi badhiya thi ... keep it up ...

Bikkase ... nu ke taar si bithaya karoo tum ...

DIKHE IN "Nice One..." ALLYAN KU BHI KUCH UDHAR RAE RI TERI ... PRIYA ...YE BHI KOE PURANA HISSAB KAR RE ...
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Hahahaha
hooda sahab. yaa to hum effot bachave type karne ki, copy paste kar deve

baki ka khoon hum ladai khatar raakh le
 
desijat said:
Hahahaha
hooda sahab. yaa to hum effot bachave type karne ki, copy paste kar deve

baki ka khoon hum ladai khatar raakh le
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ITNE CHOTE CHOTE REPLY DE KEY MERA JI NA DUKHA KARO TAM
 
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Swati/Priya Arya

Badhiya Likha hai, Bahut Sara Likha Hai aur sabsey badi baat hai desi hai hasney ka aachha Jugad hai. Lekin eak baat samajh mey nahi aaei
kee Sawati or Priya do naam keyo hai.

Good Joke Keep Posting.

Regards




swati said:
YE NICE ONE KI BAADH SI KYUN LAGA DI KANJUSOON !!:mad:
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hisaab!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D hahahahahaha.....chaudhary to issa e hisaab kareinge;) theek kaattya rog kiraad ka:D eeb nahi maangega kadde bhi pisse apne jindagi mein
 
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