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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
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Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.
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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
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I'm an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with;
only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
************************************************************************
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.
************************************************************************
One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
************************************************************************
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
************************************************************************
It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
************************************************************************
If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.
************************************************************************
A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.
************************************************************************
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
************************************************************************
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
************************************************************************
I'm an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
************************************************************************
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
************************************************************************
Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
************************************************************************
By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
************************************************************************
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
************************************************************************
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
************************************************************************
Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with;
only marry someone that you cannot live without.
************************************************************************
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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