Diff between Saali & Wife

[rajkphogat]

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

 

[sanjaymalik]

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

Bhai Phogat, ghana expirience le raha hai sali ar wife ka........

 

[bislaas]

phogat bhai, sunane padhne me to dhamaka, per saari chmakne wali cheejen sona nahi hua karti.:thappad

 

[rajkphogat]

phogat bhai, sunane padhne me to dhamaka, per saari chmakne wali cheejen sona nahi hua karti.:thappad

Bhai ya sirf padh ki hasan khatar thi

Koye try na maar liyo .........

Joot padange suraad me

 

[ajit2009]

Bhai ya sirf padh ki hasan khatar thi

Koye try na maar liyo .........

Joot padange suraad me

भाई try ते फ्री की हो से फेर मारण में के डर..............hahahahahahahahahahaaa
ले इब म्हारी सुन :


बाला ते काढ़ना बाजरा टेढ़ा ,उसते टेढ़ी तारनी राली .
घर का ते घरवाली टेढ़ी ,पर सबते टेढ़ी साली .
आपनिया पे आके काट दे मेढ़ी (जड़ ),
पर मूढ़ बने तो आधी- घरआली


:rock........... ..... यु है असली देसी तड़का .........:rock


दिमाग की बत्ती जला
फ़ॉर्मूला अपना try कर हहहहाहहह्याहहाहा....

 

[ravinderjeet]

raj bhai pher to saadhu galyaan batlaa le ,er badal lo.

 

[rajkphogat]

raj bhai pher to saadhu galyaan batlaa le ,er badal lo.

Abe kali khopdi joke tha...............

tu kade saadhu aage jake bol ne diye na ulta nahi aawega.

 

[rajkphogat]

भाई try ते फ्री की हो से फेर मारण में के डर..............hahahahahahahahahahaaa
ले इब म्हारी सुन :


बाला ते काढ़ना बाजरा टेढ़ा ,उसते टेढ़ी तारनी राली .
घर का ते घरवाली टेढ़ी ,पर सबते टेढ़ी साली .
आपनिया पे आके काट दे मेढ़ी (जड़ ),
पर मूढ़ बने तो आधी- घरआली


:rock........... ..... यु है असली देसी तड़का .........:rock


दिमाग की बत्ती जला
फ़ॉर्मूला अपना try कर हहहहाहहह्याहहाहा....

Tanne te bichas ki dekh rakhi dikhe se bhai.

 

[jakharanil]

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

Saali is Pension.............. hw it??:rock

 

[rocky0036]

भाई try ते फ्री की हो से फेर मारण में के डर..............hahahahahahahahahahaaa
ले इब म्हारी सुन :


बाला ते काढ़ना बाजरा टेढ़ा ,उसते टेढ़ी तारनी राली .
घर का ते घरवाली टेढ़ी ,पर सबते टेढ़ी साली .
आपनिया पे आके काट दे मेढ़ी (जड़ ),
पर मूढ़ बने तो आधी- घरआली


:rock........... ..... यु है असली देसी तड़का .........:rock


दिमाग की बत्ती जला
फ़ॉर्मूला अपना try कर हहहहाहहह्याहहाहा....

waw ajjit waw पर मूढ़ बने तो आधी- घरआली :rock

,पर सबते टेढ़ी साली

 

[sudhirsejwal]

Isse bat be mere be ak kavita wife pe
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.


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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met .


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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."

I asked her, "Where's the car?"

She replied, "In the lake."


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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.


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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.


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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.

So I got myself two girlfriends.


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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.


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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same: "You can have mine."


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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.

It only seems longer.


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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.


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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.

The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

 

[sitaram]

phogaat saheb,
ye chutkula apni biwi ko mat suna dena nahi to rati ke lale pad jayenge.

vese chutkula bada hi mast tha. sabhi ko pasand aya.