Do Chor !!!!

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Aik baar do (2) chor bahut din baad mile. Aapas main haal-chal bujhan lage to pahla bola bhai saat (7) baar kaid kaat aaya , jitni baar chori karan ki koshish kari , har bar pakda gaya , tu suna tera ke byont sa.
Dusara bolya : Bhai mouj ho ri se , main to 1 barr bhi koni pakda gaya.
Pahala ne bujha : nu kukar ? ? ?
Dosara bolya : Bhai jai chori karete haan koi jaag ja to main 'myon-myou' karan laag ja su ,ghar aale soche ak billi sa or soo ja. ar main naf-ram apna kaam karta rahu.

Pahala chor ne sochi ak bahoot thik baat batai ,main bhi nu a karoonga.

Nu soch ke wo Bhartu Jaat ke ghar main chori karan ghus gaya, andhera main dikha koni ar wo tokni te takkara gaya, Khud..ka sun ke Bhartu jaag gaya ar bolya : KON SE...
Chor ke Myou-Myou to yaad rahi nahin ar bolya 'main billi su...'
Bhartu Bolya : Koi baat na... Main socha chor sa...
 
Aik baar do (2) chor bahut din baad mile. Aapas main haal-chal bujhan lage to pahla bola bhai saat (7) baar kaid kaat aaya , jitni baar chori karan ki koshish kari , har bar pakda gaya , tu suna tera ke byont sa.
Dusara bolya : Bhai mouj ho ri se , main to 1 barr bhi koni pakda gaya.
Pahala ne bujha : nu kukar ? ? ?
Dosara bolya : Bhai jai chori karete haan koi jaag ja to main 'myon-myou' karan laag ja su ,ghar aale soche ak billi sa or soo ja. ar main naf-ram apna kaam karta rahu.

Pahala chor ne sochi ak bahoot thik baat batai ,main bhi nu a karoonga.

Nu soch ke wo Bhartu Jaat ke ghar main chori karan ghus gaya, andhera main dikha koni ar wo tokni te takkara gaya, Khud..ka sun ke Bhartu jaag gaya ar bolya : KON SE...
Chor ke Myou-Myou to yaad rahi nahin ar bolya 'main billi su...'
Bhartu Bolya : Koi baat na... Main socha chor sa...



hahahhaha... gud... bhai kunse pe ghana haasu bhartu pe ke chor pei... donu asli the kati
 
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