DTC ke Bus ke conductor

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Ek bar dilli ki ladkiu (girls) ne DTC ke Manager te sikayat ki Ki bus mei conductor battamiji se bolte hei.
Bhai sub jat bus conductors ki class hui aur sikaya gaya ki tum sudhar jao ar sawariyu ki geil pyaar se boolya karo. Kuch bhi kahan te phele Kripiya (thanks) lagaya karo.
To ek bar bus mei ghani bheed thi, sawari chaad nahi sakti thi,
tho jat conductor pheeche ghadi sawariyu se bolya "Kripiya aage ku marloyo"
 
hahaha. Reminds me of my days when the bus wont stop at my stop and I would say: Kyun ray saand, gaddi rokki kyun naa." And the Driver would say: "Kyun rokkun, tu aday District Magistrate laag rhya say ke, aagle stop pe mar liye."
 
ram ram bhaio....

ye sab to kuch nahi ek din me rohini me stand pe khada tha.......ek bhai DTC ka pass banwa raha tha or ghane war te bus ke bat me tha......
man ne aake uste ek address ke pucha wo te mere he sir ho gaya......kehn lagaya.........is delhi ka kuch nahi ho sakta jib tahi ye JAT DTC me rahegay...............or kuch saalo ke bad in jaato ka naam he delhi se mit jaye ga

inke upar sekayat bhi karo te uper wala bhi JAT or or uper kaho te ude bhi JAT.....sare ke sare ek jise se.......

pher vo kehn lagya in jato ko te line me khada kar ke gole mar do.......bas pher ke tha.....uske itne bolte he manne uske 2 raseed kar diye........

aar jib e bas aa gaye..or do teen aadme bhi aa ge......conductor bola ke hagaya bhi ......kyu pitte se is chore ne

mera te kehna e tha conductor bola......sale ne bus me bitha le.......kete dur ja ke chod de ge...............


bhai me te conductor ji pe chod ke aage ho liya .........bera na us ka ke hoya.........per conductor ji mast aadme tha.....

arr rahe bat us chore ke ...te agay te saala JATO ke bare me kuch nahi bole ga.......khaskar delhi me.........



deepak dahiya
JAI MATA DI
 
deepakdahiya said:
ram ram bhaio....

ye sab to kuch nahi ek din me rohini me stand pe khada tha.......ek bhai DTC ka pass banwa raha tha or ghane war te bus ke bat me tha......
man ne aake uste ek address ke pucha wo te mere he sir ho gaya......kehn lagaya.........is delhi ka kuch nahi ho sakta jib tahi ye JAT DTC me rahegay...............or kuch saalo ke bad in jaato ka naam he delhi se mit jaye ga

inke upar sekayat bhi karo te uper wala bhi JAT or or uper kaho te ude bhi JAT.....sare ke sare ek jise se.......

pher vo kehn lagya in jato ko te line me khada kar ke gole mar do.......bas pher ke tha.....uske itne bolte he manne uske 2 raseed kar diye........

aar jib e bas aa gaye..or do teen aadme bhi aa ge......conductor bola ke hagaya bhi ......kyu pitte se is chore ne

mera te kehna e tha conductor bola......sale ne bus me bitha le.......kete dur ja ke chod de ge...............


bhai me te conductor ji pe chod ke aage ho liya .........bera na us ka ke hoya.........per conductor ji mast aadme tha.....

arr rahe bat us chore ke ...te agay te saala JATO ke bare me kuch nahi bole ga.......khaskar delhi me.........



deepak dahiya
JAI MATA DI
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maaja aagaya bhai chodhary saab katai fit kaam kiya tamnay.keep it up.
 
lol gr8 joke Shipra aunty!!
jat drivers/conductor ki bus mein entertainment k liye gaano ki bhi zaroorat ni padti
 
ek bar ek private bas ki chhat pe student chad re they,aur uper ke bajhen laag rahe the.bas ka driver bahr nikal ke dekhan laag gya.
ek tau bola "challa le nai ,ke mod dekhe sai".
driver bola"koi daant reh raha hai moohn main"
 
gaganjat said:
bolya "Kripiya aage nai marloyo, na to thare isse bhunde paduga ger kai"LOL

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SHIPRA MA'M ,GREAT STUFF AND GAGAN YOU ARE A SPECIAL JAT ALWAYS. KEEP IT UP!
 
Deepak bhai bahut badiya kiya.. yeh punjabi toh peetan layak hi hain..

Cheers
Jitender

deepakdahiya said:
ram ram bhaio....

ye sab to kuch nahi ek din me rohini me stand pe khada tha.......ek bhai DTC ka pass banwa raha tha or ghane war te bus ke bat me tha......
man ne aake uste ek address ke pucha wo te mere he sir ho gaya......kehn lagaya.........is delhi ka kuch nahi ho sakta jib tahi ye JAT DTC me rahegay...............or kuch saalo ke bad in jaato ka naam he delhi se mit jaye ga

inke upar sekayat bhi karo te uper wala bhi JAT or or uper kaho te ude bhi JAT.....sare ke sare ek jise se.......

pher vo kehn lagya in jato ko te line me khada kar ke gole mar do.......bas pher ke tha.....uske itne bolte he manne uske 2 raseed kar diye........

aar jib e bas aa gaye..or do teen aadme bhi aa ge......conductor bola ke hagaya bhi ......kyu pitte se is chore ne

mera te kehna e tha conductor bola......sale ne bus me bitha le.......kete dur ja ke chod de ge...............


bhai me te conductor ji pe chod ke aage ho liya .........bera na us ka ke hoya.........per conductor ji mast aadme tha.....

arr rahe bat us chore ke ...te agay te saala JATO ke bare me kuch nahi bole ga.......khaskar delhi me.........



deepak dahiya
JAI MATA DI
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