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[FONT=bookman old style,new york,times,serif][FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS,
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS
You have a cow and a bull, you let the cow be president and the bull be prime minister and let them blame each other for the state the country is in.
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You are really an economist

You are really a international economist.

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YOU SHOULD BE THE ' MINISTER OF CULTURAL AFFAIR OF INDIA' AS YOU HAVE A LOT OF CULTURAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DIFFRENT COUNTRIES.
ECONOMICS + CULTURAL IDEAS YOU PROVIDED US HERE
ARE NICE AND TRUE TO A LARGE EXTENT
 
rajeshnain said:
YOU SHOULD BE THE ' MINISTER OF CULTURAL AFFAIR OF INDIA' AS YOU HAVE A LOT OF CULTURAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DIFFRENT COUNTRIES.
ECONOMICS + CULTURAL IDEAS YOU PROVIDED US HERE
ARE NICE AND TRUE TO A LARGE EXTENT
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Nain Sahab, jaton ko to ek hi culture aata hai and as we all know that is " AGRI-CULTURE "........hehehe

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rajeshnain said:
YOU SHOULD BE THE ' MINISTER OF CULTURAL AFFAIR OF INDIA' AS YOU HAVE A LOT OF CULTURAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DIFFRENT COUNTRIES.
ECONOMICS + CULTURAL IDEAS YOU PROVIDED US HERE
ARE NICE AND TRUE TO A LARGE EXTENT
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good ! it`s a quality of extraordinary personalities........
i mean that these person don`t accept any credit for any of there matur ideas. as you are not even to take though you really a good knowledge seeker..
thanks for sending a good comment on my quote to you. i really found a picture of my father right when i read your comment because he is also a farmer.......
 
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