Ek bai ek chora ghana e ut tha

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Ek bai ek chora ghana e ut tha. School main hindi ke master nai Ghana-e dukhee rakhye karta.
baat us tem(time) ke sai jab school mai papers(EXAMS) chaal rahe thai. Hindi kai paper mai master nai gau(COW) ka prstav lekhen ka question de deya. Chore nai pher tai utpana sudhya, ar gau kai perstav ka jawab nuh deya……..
GAU HAMARE MATA HAI, AAGE KUCH NAHIN AATA HAI
Master ji jo phelyan-e Ghana dukhee tha, paper check kartee haan, nambera(marks) ke jghan(place) nuh lekh deya……
BALADH(ox) TUMHARA BAAP HAI, NUMBER DENA PAAP HAI
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Ghana sochna sehat kai leye ghana hanee kark hai;)
 
Ghana sochna sehat kai leye ghana hanee kark hai;) [/quote]

 ghane purane chutakle likhna jatlanders ki sehat ke liye hanikarak hai;)
 
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jyojji bhayee, yo chhora ghanna ut tha
par kit tha?:confused: :confused:
nuu nhi bera patyaa eebey:o kittey secret-service me te naa tha:eek:
Suneta ek be tu gauur katiye maadi-kimme gyaan sa na ayaa:(

 
deeps said:
jyojji bhayee, yo chhora ghanna ut tha
par kit tha?:confused: :confused:
nuu nhi bera patyaa eebey:o kittey secret-service me te naa tha:eek:
Suneta ek be tu gauur katiye maadi-kimme gyaan sa na ayaa:(
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deeps,,,,,,

u chorra ut tha ek master ut tha mai tai ise confusion mai hoon,,,,:confused: :confused:

Suneta ek be tu gauur katiye maadi-kimme gyaan sa na ayaa:(
 
yeah yash..

issi bat pe ek orr chutakall yaadaya- mere papa sunaatetrhe jab ham chhote the-hame bahoooot hansi ati thi:o
ek ladki ko dekhne k liye rishte waale uske gharaaye
ladke k baapu ne ladki k baapu se poochha- ladki ka naam kya hai?
vo bola--ladki ka naam usaa[USHA actually:p ] hai
duusra budhha bolya-usaa kisaa
pehla bolya- naa hji --usaaaaaaa

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yashbeniwal said:
deeps,,,,,,

u chorra ut tha ek master ut tha mai tai ise confusion mai hoon,,,,:confused: :confused:

Suneta ek be tu gauur katiye maadi-kimme gyaan sa na ayaa:(
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deeps,,,,,,
aaj naa bachu kati,, aaj maungaa haas haas kai,,,,,

usssssa nahi saachi mai marungaa ,,,,,:D :D

deeps said:
issi bat pe ek orr chutakall yaadaya- mere papa sunaatetrhe jab ham chhote the-hame bahoooot hansi ati thi:o
ek ladki ko dekhne k liye rishte waale uske gharaaye
ladke k baapu ne ladki k baapu se poochha- ladki ka naam kya hai?
vo bola--ladki ka naam usaa[USHA actually:p ] hai
duusra budhha bolya-usaa kisaa
pehla bolya- naa hji --usaaaaaaa

:( :( :(
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deeps said:
issi bat pe ek orr chutakall yaadaya- mere papa sunaatetrhe jab ham chhote the-hame bahoooot hansi ati thi:o
ek ladki ko dekhne k liye rishte waale uske gharaaye
ladke k baapu ne ladki k baapu se poochha- ladki ka naam kya hai?
vo bola--ladki ka naam usaa[USHA actually:p ] hai
duusra budhha bolya-usaa kisaa
pehla bolya- naa hji --usaaaaaaa

:( :( :(
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Tu yo chutaklaaa naye taaage mai nahi ger sakkkey thee k???:D

Anyway,, bohot badhiyaaa chutaklaaa sai,, nue gertiii rahiyoo,:p
 
deeps ji...apkee chutkala ghana ND thaa....ess batt pe ek sachi batt yaad aa gee


Mere mama ke gaam me ek chore thaa Satte.....34-35 sal ka ho liyee tha par bhayaa na ho tha.....ghana bawlee booch tha.

Ek be ristee walee ayeee. Sare poleee (bathak) main bathee three....Satte ayee...choree alla ke samaj main bhee aa gyaa

Itne main ek boodh bola...bette tanhee bhee kuch puchnee hai te ibeee bata de.....Satte ki samaj main or kuch te ayaa kone......bollaa....jee babee kothe main padha seee...............
 
usaaaaa kesaaaa,.... wah dep bhai

dep yo esaaaa usaaaa cutkla tera mast thaa. kayee bar ye eseee useee jawab bhee cala pard de sai.........

ek bar ek chmr..........(kechard) la chora ek haspatal(hospital) mai kaam karya karta. usee haspatal mai kayee sutaree-sutaree nurse bhee kaam karye kartee. us chore nai ek narse tai payar ho jaya per bechara kuch na kah pawee.
ek din uskee kuch dost na nai uska hosla bdhaya ar ustai bole k tu aaj apne dil ke baat is narse tai bool de...
chora us narse dorai gaya ar bolya..." I LOVE U SISTER"
 
jojidahiya said:
dep yo esaaaa usaaaa cutkla tera mast thaa. kayee bar ye eseee useee jawab bhee cala pard de sai.........

ek bar ek chmr..........(kechard) la chora ek haspatal(hospital) mai kaam karya karta. usee haspatal mai kayee sutaree-sutaree nurse bhee kaam karye kartee. us chore nai ek narse tai payar ho jaya per bechara kuch na kah pawee.
ek din uskee kuch dost na nai uska hosla bdhaya ar ustai bole k tu aaj apne dil ke baat is narse tai bool de...
chora us narse dorai gaya ar bolya..." I LOVE U SISTER"
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bhai joji terra jo ji karre sei tu suna de sei....er humm bhi thodda haans lyan saaan..er deep bhai ne to naas kaat hi rakhya sei....

jaisa ki aapne likha wah deep bhai...manne te iss baat pei hi haansi aan laag rehi hai.......aaap kitne mazakiya ho......ya yunn keh lo aap kitne naadan ho...

aur aan dei bhai joji terra jo ji karre wohi aan dei.........
 
deeps said:
issi bat pe ek orr chutakall yaadaya- mere papa sunaatetrhe jab ham chhote the-hame bahoooot hansi ati thi:o
ek ladki ko dekhne k liye rishte waale uske gharaaye
ladke k baapu ne ladki k baapu se poochha- ladki ka naam kya hai?
vo bola--ladki ka naam usaa[USHA actually:p ] hai
duusra budhha bolya-usaa kisaa
pehla bolya- naa hji --usaaaaaaa

:( :( :(
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deep bhai...........yeh aap ne jaan bhuujh ke sunaya hai ya aap ko yeh sachi muchi funnny lagaa...............killkiiiiiiiiii @ sachi muchi
 
deeps said:
issi bat pe ek orr chutakall yaadaya- mere papa sunaatetrhe jab ham chhote the-hame bahoooot hansi ati thi:o
ek ladki ko dekhne k liye rishte waale uske gharaaye
ladke k baapu ne ladki k baapu se poochha- ladki ka naam kya hai?
vo bola--ladki ka naam usaa[USHA actually:p ] hai
duusra budhha bolya-usaa kisaa
pehla bolya- naa hji --usaaaaaaa

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This is good one:p
 
keshavdahiya said:
deep bhai...........yeh aap ne jaan bhuujh ke sunaya hai ya aap ko yeh sachi muchi funnny lagaa...............killkiiiiiiiiii @ sachi muchi
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keshav,terre samajh mein baat na aayi,:p ya te chutkalla sunna ke "ralmma keraditt" leve thi, "joint venture" intentionally:D:D, hahhaahahha
 
Ghanne oot

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Ek bai ek chora ghana e ut tha : भाई यह तो पता नहीं कि वो छोरा घणा ऊत था या नहीं, पर यहां पर घणे ऊत इकट्ठे जरूर हो रहे सैं । तू फिकर मत कर जोजी, ये ऊत तेरे धागे को जिन्दा रखेंगे और इस साईकल को 80 की स्पीड से तब तक चलाते रहेंगे जब तक वो किसी राह चलते मुसाफिर से टकरा नहीं जाती और यह नहीं पूछा जाता - घंटी ना मारी जाती के ?
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ji deswal bhai saab

deswal bhai ji ek baat bataun, jatland mai yohe tai maja hai.joke lekhne mai etna maja nahin aata jetana en sab jatland waseyan tai yun baat karan mai maja aavsai.otherwise bahi saab, vedesh mai kaam kai elawa kai sai.. jatland pai aan tai phle bhut kamee mahsus karya karta apene jatu language ke. per eeb theek sai.
 
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