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ek bar ek musaphir late ho gya,usne bus konya thayai to usne soccha es gam main ruk jya,to vo bus stand dhore ghar dekh ke usme badgya, usne dekha ud ek tau lotreya.to vo musaphir bola tau ram ram.Tau bola ram ram beta ram,kunsa hai kad te aya hai,musaphir bola tau late hogya bus koni thaye,socch rat rat ada ruk jyan. Tau bola kyun nahi beta esne apna ghar samajh. Tau bola beta teri tai to apna ghar jare se tu roti ratiyan ki bata, vo bolya tau bhukh lagre se roti to khaunga.Tau -kitni rotinya ki bhukh se, musaphir- 6-7 to khae jaunga,Tau-mere hath ki 6-7 roti, uto hoe nahi sakta, musaphir-tau 3-4 to chhodun nahi bhukh lagrei hai,Tau- re jann de chhore balak se tu mere hath ki 3-4 roti to bade bade nahi kha sake teri to gudari ke se, musaphir-le tau 2 roti to kise bhi halat main nahi chhodun,Tau-re rahan de chhore rahan de, nahi kha sake musaphir-tau chahe sarit marle 1 roti to kyukare bhi nahi chhodun,Tau bolya beta ek roti babat kyun chun( aata) usanwawe hai tadak- e uth ke khaliye.:D :)
 
hahahahahahahah....makha Dac'saab chutkala tai andy tha ...par ek thread Intro si ka bi baga dete tai aur badhiya rehta....Tau mere barga tha....rotti chahe gaam ki pooa lyo....choon na ossnyaa jaa....killki@ choon:D :) :p
 
Good one

dr.lathar said:
ek bar ek musaphir late ho gya,usne bus konya thayai to usne soccha es gam main ruk jya,to vo bus stand dhore ghar dekh ke usme badgya, usne dekha ud ek tau lotreya.to vo musaphir bola tau ram ram.Tau bola ram ram beta ram,kunsa hai kad te aya hai,musaphir bola tau late hogya bus koni thaye,socch rat rat ada ruk jyan. Tau bola kyun nahi beta esne apna ghar samajh. Tau bola beta teri tai to apna ghar jare se tu roti ratiyan ki bata, vo bolya tau bhukh lagre se roti to khaunga.Tau -kitni rotinya ki bhukh se, musaphir- 6-7 to khae jaunga,Tau-mere hath ki 6-7 roti, uto hoe nahi sakta, musaphir-tau 3-4 to chhodun nahi bhukh lagrei hai,Tau- re jann de chhore balak se tu mere hath ki 3-4 roti to bade bade nahi kha sake teri to gudari ke se, musaphir-le tau 2 roti to kise bhi halat main nahi chhodun,Tau-re rahan de chhore rahan de, nahi kha sake musaphir-tau chahe sarit marle 1 roti to kyukare bhi nahi chhodun,Tau bolya beta ek roti babat kyun chun( aata) usanwawe hai tadak- e uth ke khaliye.:D :)
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bahut aache

tu to nahi karta na bhai isa kade galti tein tere dhore jana pad jya kise nai???
 
Raka....issa rikas manna le liye tu ...kadde iss chutkaley tai prerit ho kai tu EK ROTI bata de arr ek took pai baat atak jya....:) :D :p
rakeshsehrawat said:
bahut aache

tu to nahi karta na bhai isa kade galti tein tere dhore jana pad jya kise nai???
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sunitahooda said:
Raka....issa rikas manna le liye tu ...kadde iss chutkaley tai prerit ho kai tu EK ROTI bata de arr ek took pai baat atak jya....:) :D :p
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Sunita tu to nahi kha aayee iske haath ke rot bade confidence se bol rahi ho:D :D

Mein iske gharan gaya to roti na khaun mein kahunga bhai halwa bana le donu kha lewange :D :D :D
 
dr.lathar said:
ek bar ek musaphir late ho gya,usne bus konya thayai to usne soccha es gam main ruk jya,to vo bus stand dhore ghar dekh ke usme badgya, usne dekha ud ek tau lotreya.to vo musaphir bola tau ram ram.Tau bola ram ram beta ram,kunsa hai kad te aya hai,musaphir bola tau late hogya bus koni thaye,socch rat rat ada ruk jyan. Tau bola kyun nahi beta esne apna ghar samajh. Tau bola beta teri tai to apna ghar jare se tu roti ratiyan ki bata, vo bolya tau bhukh lagre se roti to khaunga.Tau -kitni rotinya ki bhukh se, musaphir- 6-7 to khae jaunga,Tau-mere hath ki 6-7 roti, uto hoe nahi sakta, musaphir-tau 3-4 to chhodun nahi bhukh lagrei hai,Tau- re jann de chhore balak se tu mere hath ki 3-4 roti to bade bade nahi kha sake teri to gudari ke se, musaphir-le tau 2 roti to kise bhi halat main nahi chhodun,Tau-re rahan de chhore rahan de, nahi kha sake musaphir-tau chahe sarit marle 1 roti to kyukare bhi nahi chhodun,Tau bolya beta ek roti babat kyun chun( aata) usanwawe hai tadak- e uth ke khaliye.:D :)
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hahahahahhaahhahahah, badiya one hahhahaah

becharre musaffir b sochta hogga, kitt fanns gyaa, appar dacdar ji iss tau ki jagah taaii likhattee tee falttu sahi rehtta, tauuaan ne kadde ke maande poone aanven seee, hahahhaah @ maande
 
rakeshsehrawat said:
Sunita tu to nahi kha aayee iske haath ke rot bade confidence se bol rahi ho:D :D

Mein iske gharan gaya to roti na khaun mein kahunga bhai halwa bana le donu kha lewange :D :D :D
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ooohho dekhya na halwaa khaniya......dekhiye ghanna ghee sedh jaya karre........kitte cherrtta hande pher......:p:D
ya pher nyu bhi ho sakke se ke tu....sukha rajasthaniya types halwaa khatta ho....jyukar RAJISTHAN ka world famous renowned binna ghee kaa churmma hoya karre.......hahahahahahaha.......galle mein chipp jaya karre jo.....;)

yu laagdaar thamne iib khuwa de sei palothni ....... ude hostel ke tikkadd khawa dega er diet kisse aur ke lawa dega.......:D :p
 
ऒये, कदे तु अपने-आप न घनॊ वो समझतो हो.. हाडी पासली एक कर दूंगो जै राजस्थानी हल्वे/चुरमे के बारै मै लफज काढ दियो तो... बिना घी के हल्वे नै "लापसी" बोल्य करै सै.. मेरो दादो खायो करतो थो.. कंयुकि उस्कै घी को परहेज थो... ज्यादा घी को हान्गो हो तो आ जयिओ मैदान मै तेरे जसै घनै देखे सै :-))))

-विनोद

keshavdahiya said:
ooohho dekhya na halwaa khaniya......dekhiye ghanna ghee sedh jaya karre........kitte cherrtta hande pher......:p:D
ya pher nyu bhi ho sakke se ke tu....sukha rajasthaniya types halwaa khatta ho....jyukar RAJISTHAN ka world famous renowned binna ghee kaa churmma hoya karre.......hahahahahahaha.......galle mein chipp jaya karre jo.....;)

yu laagdaar thamne iib khuwa de sei palothni ....... ude hostel ke tikkadd khawa dega er diet kisse aur ke lawa dega.......:D :p
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nice chutakala,

BTW, Just to add some masala to climax.

In the last line Tau says" bhai, Ek roti thayi bhi ku haath sandwawe sey mereey, tadki khaa liyee"
 
Choorma kyan ka banya kare???? jai rottiyan mai vaar lagegi tai:D :D :D :D
virender1976 said:
arre oo bhai Lather kade humne thare ghara aana pad jaa te dikhe issa kariye k churma banva diye. Rotiya mai te vaar laag jagi.:D :D
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sunita wo ek roti ka tuuk isne jib hee milega jib yo tere te roti mange ga...rakesh iss sunita te manna boliye rotiya ki ,,na te ek tuuk de ge ya tanne
sunitahooda said:
Raka....issa rikas manna le liye tu ...kadde iss chutkaley tai prerit ho kai tu EK ROTI bata de arr ek took pai baat atak jya....:) :D :p
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daak sahab aap ka chutkula badiya tha...keep posting
 
sunita tuuk nhi kahawa karti..

ya te churma morre karey...
arr mangoo-shake payaya karey;)
ee bebe, jib me au- meri taai te gudd ka kariye- buura ka te ham gaawdiya te gerr diay kerain:D
(bhatere pawenge hadey chinni ka kaahniya:p )
msingh said:
sunita wo ek roti ka tuuk isne jib hee milega jib yo tere te roti mange ga...rakesh iss sunita te manna boliye rotiya ki ,,na te ek tuuk de ge ya tanne

daak sahab aap ka chutkula badiya tha...keep posting
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sab-jatan ne mohinder ki Ram Ram

dr.lathar said:
ek bar ek musaphir late ho gya,usne bus konya thayai to usne soccha es gam main ruk jya,to vo bus stand dhore ghar dekh ke usme badgya, usne dekha ud ek tau lotreya.to vo musaphir bola tau ram ram.Tau bola ram ram beta ram,kunsa hai kad te aya hai,musaphir bola tau late hogya bus koni thaye,socch rat rat ada ruk jyan. Tau bola kyun nahi beta esne apna ghar samajh. Tau bola beta teri tai to apna ghar jare se tu roti ratiyan ki bata, vo bolya tau bhukh lagre se roti to khaunga.Tau -kitni rotinya ki bhukh se, musaphir- 6-7 to khae jaunga,Tau-mere hath ki 6-7 roti, uto hoe nahi sakta, musaphir-tau 3-4 to chhodun nahi bhukh lagrei hai,Tau- re jann de chhore balak se tu mere hath ki 3-4 roti to bade bade nahi kha sake teri to gudari ke se, musaphir-le tau 2 roti to kise bhi halat main nahi chhodun,Tau-re rahan de chhore rahan de, nahi kha sake musaphir-tau chahe sarit marle 1 roti to kyukare bhi nahi chhodun,Tau bolya beta ek roti babat kyun chun( aata) usanwawe hai tadak- e uth ke khaliye.:D :)
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wah ji wah Dr. sahb kamal kar diya . purana tha par andy tah . maja aa gaya.
 
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