sanjaykharb
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Friends,
This joke needs some your imagination………
Ek baar Shiv ji & Parvati ji upar sey sari duniya dekh rahey hotey hein. Parvati ji ko ek Jat khet mein hal bhata deekh jata hey.
Jat pura passeeney passeeney hua hota hey
Parvati ji to her husband Shiv ji
Parvati ji: Nath….yeh vaykti itnee mehnat kar raha hey…..aap iska kuch bhala karo…isko kuch vardan doo.
Shiv ji: Arey …yeh to ek JAT hey……dekh rehan dey …yoo isey haal mein khus hey ……isney koi vardan nahi chaiye …..aur na he kisi bhagwan ki kripa….isney chedey mat…bahut bura hoga….isney nu hee mehnat karan dey…..samjhi
Parvati ji: Nath….ab kya aap meri itnee see baat bhi konya manoo??
Bhai lugai key aagey kiski chali sey , Shiv ji pahunch gaya JAT key khet mein aur uskey rastey mein khada hoo gaya…
Jat : Rey …mada sa paran ney hoo ley……is hal ki phalli (Sharp point) chaal ja gee terey paan(feet) mein aur tu merey sir hoo jeyga.
Shiv ji: Arey bachha …hum Shiv hein …tumhey teen (3) vardan deney aain hey…..bolo kya mangtey hoo…tumhari ichha hum jaroor puri karingey..
Jat : Bhai manney nya bera kisi shivji ka…merey to khet mein pani ka oosara aan aala hey. (soon it will be my turn for water in fields)…aur manney yoo sarey beej boney sein…mannay kuch nahi chaiye…..tu rastey mein tey hat jaa.
Shiv ji: Nahi bacchha…hum tumko 3 vardan dney aaine hein aur vardan dey key jaingey.
Jat : Rehan dey ..hatt ja merey rastey mein tey…yeh balad (bulls) bhi tisaye (thirsty) marein sey…tu chal ja hadey tein..
Shiv ji: Nahi bachha ..pehley vardan mango
Ab JAT key uthh gaya choo
Jat: meri teen icchha sein …puri karni padeingee.
Shiv : Hum jaroor puri kaingey tumhari icchhain.
Jat: pehli …..Mery balad (bull) key dono seeng mila doo ( Join my bulls horns)
Shiv : Tathstu
Jat : Dusari ……eeb Shiv ji aap is seeng pey baith jaoooo
Shiv: Thasthuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (In Pain)
Jat : teesari : eeb merey balad key seeng pehley jaisey kar doo
Shiv: Thaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttt…(Kilki nikli ..in pain )
Moral of the story: Khet bhatey huey JAT ney chedna nahi chaiye !!
This joke needs some your imagination………
Ek baar Shiv ji & Parvati ji upar sey sari duniya dekh rahey hotey hein. Parvati ji ko ek Jat khet mein hal bhata deekh jata hey.
Jat pura passeeney passeeney hua hota hey
Parvati ji to her husband Shiv ji
Parvati ji: Nath….yeh vaykti itnee mehnat kar raha hey…..aap iska kuch bhala karo…isko kuch vardan doo.
Shiv ji: Arey …yeh to ek JAT hey……dekh rehan dey …yoo isey haal mein khus hey ……isney koi vardan nahi chaiye …..aur na he kisi bhagwan ki kripa….isney chedey mat…bahut bura hoga….isney nu hee mehnat karan dey…..samjhi
Parvati ji: Nath….ab kya aap meri itnee see baat bhi konya manoo??
Bhai lugai key aagey kiski chali sey , Shiv ji pahunch gaya JAT key khet mein aur uskey rastey mein khada hoo gaya…
Jat : Rey …mada sa paran ney hoo ley……is hal ki phalli (Sharp point) chaal ja gee terey paan(feet) mein aur tu merey sir hoo jeyga.
Shiv ji: Arey bachha …hum Shiv hein …tumhey teen (3) vardan deney aain hey…..bolo kya mangtey hoo…tumhari ichha hum jaroor puri karingey..
Jat : Bhai manney nya bera kisi shivji ka…merey to khet mein pani ka oosara aan aala hey. (soon it will be my turn for water in fields)…aur manney yoo sarey beej boney sein…mannay kuch nahi chaiye…..tu rastey mein tey hat jaa.
Shiv ji: Nahi bacchha…hum tumko 3 vardan dney aaine hein aur vardan dey key jaingey.
Jat : Rehan dey ..hatt ja merey rastey mein tey…yeh balad (bulls) bhi tisaye (thirsty) marein sey…tu chal ja hadey tein..
Shiv ji: Nahi bachha ..pehley vardan mango
Ab JAT key uthh gaya choo
Jat: meri teen icchha sein …puri karni padeingee.
Shiv : Hum jaroor puri kaingey tumhari icchhain.
Jat: pehli …..Mery balad (bull) key dono seeng mila doo ( Join my bulls horns)
Shiv : Tathstu
Jat : Dusari ……eeb Shiv ji aap is seeng pey baith jaoooo
Shiv: Thasthuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (In Pain)
Jat : teesari : eeb merey balad key seeng pehley jaisey kar doo
Shiv: Thaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttt…(Kilki nikli ..in pain )
Moral of the story: Khet bhatey huey JAT ney chedna nahi chaiye !!
