Ek Roti !!!!!

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dahiya

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One day a guest came to lazy man's house at night. Lazy thought that he has to prepare food and serve to the guest, so what to do to avoid this at mid-night. He thinks upon a plan. He asks the guest,
Lazy:" Ha bahi Roti to Khawega"? ( Ok then, you would take food?)
Guest: Haan bhai Roti to khani sain. (Yes Bro. I would take food)
Lazy: Kitni Roti kha liya kara. (How many Chapatis you can eat)
Guest: " Teen". (Three)
Lazy: "Tu !!! Tu teen roti khawaega, Lagta to nahi. (You!!! You will eat Three, It doesn't seems so)
The guest thought that lazy perhaps cook heavy Roti So he replied," Bhai do Kha lunga"(Ok, two would do)
lazy : Tu !!! Do roti khawaega, Lagta to nahi. (You!!! You will eat Two, It doesn't seems so)
The guest again thought perhaps lazy's Roti is perhaps too heavy, so replied," Thik bhai to ek he kha lunga"(Ok, bro. I would have one).
Lazy: "Rey Mireyar, Kyun ek Roti khatar hath sanwawe se, Sebere eke faltu kha liye"(Oh! Come on why to get my hands dirty for one Roti, In the morning you can eat one extra).
 
Dabas saheb sorry purane joke ke liye
meine purani post nahi paddi. agar padd leta tto nahi bhejta. aage dhayan rakhunga ki repeat na karun.

Ashok Kumar Dabas (Jun 10, 2003 08:28 a.m.):
Bhai,
Joke to achchha hai par kai baari repeat ho chuka hai. :)
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Dabas sahab Nai nau din purani soo (100) din.

Dahiya sahab good joke keep it up.

And do char aur aan do ise ise
 
Joon Saheb
hosla aifzai ke liye dhanyavad
:)

Amarjit Joon (Jun 12, 2003 01:57 a.m.):
Dabas sahab Nai nau din purani soo (100) din.

Dahiya sahab good joke keep it up.

And do char aur aan do ise ise
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Amarjit bhai,

Ya baat to bilkul thik kahate ho ki nya nau did puraana 100 din. :)


Amarjit Joon (Jun 12, 2003 01:57 a.m.):
Dabas sahab Nai nau din purani soo (100) din.

Dahiya sahab good joke keep it up.

And do char aur aan do ise ise
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