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Jattan ke election ki rol ka fasclass namoona:

Naffe sarpanchi ke election mae ooth ga-- nirdalayai. haar ga mera batta. tadkaye brush karn laag rya tha dehlli mae khadya.

PS: Ibb neere te isse chadhaneeya ho hai, isse e chadha chadha khede karwa diya kare election mae ek bhai tu te jeeta padya hai. maahra gootha te tere e laaggega. issa e ek tha raldu.

raldu bol padya "bhai tu kaali matna maaniye. ibbeke haar gya te koi na, aagli baar jaroor jeetega mera bhai. manne issa laage hai ek koi rol hui hai counting mae (er aagle ne kitne vote mill re se wo bhi na bera tha). per bhai manne gootha tere e tekya tha. bera na o susra ramfal kukar jeet ga".


ke tha naffe ne te chhodd brush sod si bhar di raldu ki. bolya "mere saasu ke, kul 4 vote mil ri hai, ghar mae manas 8 hai. main te ibbe nue e soch mae pad ra hu ek we 4 vidhur kunse hai. er tanne gootha teka tha mere pe..."
 
seemasindhu said:
Jattan ke election ki rol ka fasclass namoona:

Naffe sarpanchi ke election mae ooth ga-- nirdalayai. haar ga mera batta. tadkaye brush karn laag rya tha dehlli mae khadya.

PS: Ibb neere te isse chadhaneeya ho hai, isse e chadha chadha khede karwa diya kare election mae ek bhai tu te jeeta padya hai. maahra gootha te tere e laaggega. issa e ek tha raldu.

raldu bol padya "bhai tu kaali matna maaniye. ibbeke haar gya te koi na, aagli baar jaroor jeetega mera bhai. manne issa laage hai ek koi rol hui hai counting mae (er aagle ne kitne vote mill re se wo bhi na bera tha). per bhai manne gootha tere e tekya tha. bera na o susra ramfal kukar jeet ga".


ke tha naffe ne te chhodd brush sod si bhar di raldu ki. bolya "mere saasu ke, kul 4 vote mil ri hai, ghar mae manas 8 hai. main te ibbe nue e soch mae pad ra hu ek we 4 vidhur kunse hai. er tanne gootha teka tha mere pe..."
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raldu ne te jitaan me kasaar chhodi e naa
bogus vote bhi geri thi 3 te
eeb counting me e lafda tha te ke karre bichaara raldu
 
Shukar sai yo HUMOR mai gerrya....manne tai pehlya nyu dekhya akk GENERAL mai tai na sai kittey.....cuz recently read sum where that Life is not JUST ha ha he he;)
 
devdahiya said:
Arr mei arr thhari kaki bi Naffe ki e vote de ke aaye thhe......wei mhari kddei gai?
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aap er kaki ke bera bichal ge hoge electronic voting machine ke procedure mae kitte. ramfal ke e pe tek diya hoga gootha. haai paali ne kit samjh aave EVM sauda
 
sunitahooda said:
Shukar sai yo HUMOR mai gerrya....manne tai pehlya nyu dekhya akk GENERAL mai tai na sai kittey.....cuz recently read sum where that Life is not JUST ha ha he he;)
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humbe sahi keh hai tu. mere bhi bhhh (darr) baith ga. er sathi keh life is nt ha ha. u **** and ppl wil flush. katti kare karaye pe paani fer de hai
 
seemasindhu said:
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. maar gire re hassa hassa. per kaka ka dookh aave hai ek "sahi keh hai bhaagwaan" karte karte nhi gujara kona
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naa seemaji
kaki issi jaalim naa se
gankharri be te "sahi ke hai bhaagwaan" te e maan jyaa se
naa maane te kaka ke chho uth jaaya karre
ek be te chho chho me kaki ke aage haath jodd liye the
 
rathee.sandeep said:
naa seemaji
kaki issi jaalim naa se
gankharri be te "sahi ke hai bhaagwaan" te e maan jyaa se
naa maane te kaka ke chho uth jaaya karre
ek be te chho chho me kaki ke aage haath jodd liye the
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humbe bera se manne. jab kaki ne belan tha liya tha jab kaka ke kasutta cho ooth gya er er haath jod diye, bolya "ke keh thi bhaagwaan? ibbe laya bahdargard ke panner ke pakode tere tiya"
 
ARRE BHAI KIMME KEH LYO....gujjara te tharri kaki geill hoga............Jo kuchh bi keh gi manne manjjur se...Haath-2 ke Panh bi jodd lyungga uss BHAGWAAN aage te...............THARRI KAKI KESSI DHHUNDDHE TEIN BI NA PAWEIN iss dhartti pe.
LOng live merri janemann.
 
devdahiya said:
ARRE BHAI KIMME KEH LYO....gujjara te tharri kaki geill hoga............Jo kuchh bi keh gi manne manjjur se...Haath-2 ke Panh bi jodd lyungga uss BHAGWAAN aage te...............THARRI KAKI KESSI DHHUNDDHE TEIN BI NA PAWEIN iss dhartti pe.
LOng live merri janemann.
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daya si aave se manne aap pe kakaji
 
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किस्सा तै ठीक लिख्या था सीमा नै, पर बिचाळे मैं दूसरी बात करण लाग-गे तुम सारे । एक मेरै भी याद आ-ग्या इसा-ए ।

एक नै सरपंच का इलैक्शन लड़ा, पर हार-ग्या । आगलै दिन वो आपणी पौळी कै बाहर बैठ्या था, और भी कई बैठे थे अर होक्का पीवण लाग रहे थे । इतणे मैं ताऊ बदले गाळ में आता दीख्या और बोल्या : अरै भाई, आज या गाळ इसी साफ-सुथरी क्यूकर दीखै सै ? पहल्यां तै संतरे अर केळ्यां के छ्योतकां तै भरी रहै थी, आज तै प्याज के छ्योतके बी ना दीखते" !!!
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