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Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli - Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge…

Pati - Woh kyon ?

Biwi - Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho...

Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho...

Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho...

Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho...

Bandar ki tarah boss ke ishare par nachte ho...

Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte ki tarah chillate ho,
aur fir Bhainse (buffalo) ki tarah so jate ho.
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· Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khaak thik kar payega..!! :p
 
reenu said:
Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli - Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge…

Pati - Woh kyon ?

Biwi - Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho...

Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho...

Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho...

Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho...

Bandar ki tarah boss ke ishare par nachte ho...

Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte ki tarah chillate ho,
aur fir Bhainse (buffalo) ki tarah so jate ho.
·
· Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khaak thik kar payega..!! :p
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Bodiya Bhari Baithi Thi 2ye Mint M Bera Na Ke Ke Keh Gi ...................
 
reenu said:
Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli - Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge…

Pati - Woh kyon ?

Biwi - Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho...

Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho...

Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho...

Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho...

Bandar ki tarah boss ke ishare par nachte ho...

Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte ki tarah chillate ho,
aur fir Bhainse (buffalo) ki tarah so jate ho.
·
· Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khaak thik kar payega..!! :p
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ye to IT sector k employee ki kahani h ..
 
sudeshlakra said:
rajkamal ji, bera nahi kun se govt deptt ke baare mein log nu soche hain, humne te saans bhi len ka tam nahi milta, lunch tam mein kade lunch nahi kar paate
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ke baat Sudesh ji Pahlyaa a kar liyaa karo ke.....................
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mane dekkha hai sudesh ji meri jaankari me jitne sarkari naukri me hai jama jise le re hai tadke wari jaa hai ar saanjh ne tole aaja hai.............
 
par ib te har jagah bio metric machine laag ri sah, tadke bi tam pe pohchna pade s ar saanjh ne bhi tam t ek ganta late e hoja s lakdan mein:(
 
sudeshlakra said:
par ib te har jagah bio metric machine laag ri sah, tadke bi tam pe pohchna pade s ar saanjh ne bhi tam t ek ganta late e hoja s lakdan mein:(
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Humbeeee Nuyee s Sudesh Ji................. Esse Esee Thathi Bhi Padee S Jo Tadkey Udee Guthaa Lakee Ghara Bhaaj Ja R Fier Sanjh N Akee fier Laa Dee ..............Sarkari Alaa Ki T Paar Na Basati Na Ye Mere Batee Mahine M 2 B Tankha le ........
 
navdeepkhatkar said:
ye to IT sector k employee ki kahani h ..
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ya kehni IT sector me best fit ho h bhai.
sham ne ghar javan k time mail aavegi ki urgent work aaj he complete karo.......kade power cut ki problem aaja to susre chutti wale din working day kar de h bolenge ki working hours complete ni hue.
chutti pe hova to bhi call kr kr k dukhi kar de h,fir chutti liye ka fayda k hoya...........mere batte kati zindagi ki re re matti kar rakhi se aur log soche se ki engineer se nare paise kut te honge,humne e bera se kyukar ro ro k salary mile h.
 
private ka to bura kaam h.galti seniors kre aur sun ni pade juniors ne.jawab de de to designation ki dhos dikhava,unke kaan k niche tek de to naukari chali jave.
dimag me tension he tension reh h,ise me jo joke katti sahi batave h ki private sector ki ghar gharasthi kisi hove h aur bimari kyu hove h aur kon treatment kr sake h.........


baki joke badiya tha per private sector walo ki dukhti rag pe hath dhar diya..........hahhahahhhahha
 
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