Engineer and MBA guys thinking!!!!!

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Difference between An Engineer and MBA:

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

An MBA graduate and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their
tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologi cally, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"



The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent". :eek: :eek: :D :D :D
 
great joke!
-An MBA
malik_mca said:
Difference between An Engineer and MBA:

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

An MBA graduate and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their
tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologi cally, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"



The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent". :eek: :eek: :D :D :D
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Had the guy been an Engineer+MBA then according to me he would have managed the situation better.

He would have carried a spare tent expecting the worst could happen(engineer+MBA in production).

He would have never stayed in a tent(engineer+MBA in Finance).

He would have used neighboring tribal hut(engineer +MBA in HR).

He would have started searching for the connectivity on his mobile for alternative resource(engineer+MBA in Systems).

He would have started crying and cursing why he had gone to a camping trip(engineer+MBA in sales and marketing)
 
devendramalik said:
Had the guy been an Engineer+MBA then according to me he would have managed the situation better.

He would have carried a spare tent expecting the worst could happen(engineer+MBA in production).

He would have never stayed in a tent(engineer+MBA in Finance).

He would have used neighboring tribal hut(engineer +MBA in HR).

He would have started searching for the connectivity on his mobile for alternative resource(engineer+MBA in Systems).

He would have started crying and cursing why he had gone to a camping trip(engineer+MBA in sales and marketing)
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Theek bol rahe ho sir......
 
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