English Ka Desi Student

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English Ka Desi Student

Decades ago, all schools in Jatland areas were Govt.-run schools where Hindi used to be the medium of instruction. English, as a subject, was taught from 6th standard onwards. In those days, students were required to translate from English to Hindi and those who were skilled in translating, were considered to be brilliant.

After introduction of English language from the primary school level and opening of so-many “English-medium” schools, the situation has changed and students are now required to translate from Hindi to English.

A school teacher asked his students to translate the following sentence into English:

“Karey-Karaye pe paani pher diya”

A “bright” student translated it as under:

“After urinating, he pulled the chain and flushed it down.” !!!:) :)

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Ha ha deshwal ji isse baat pe ek yaad aagi mere bhi ..... er ye baat ghani purani konya 5-6 saal pahelyan e ki hein ...

MHARE PREM NAGAR MEIN EK BHABHI AAPNE CHOTTE CHORE NE CHAAT PE BAITHI PADHAN LAAG RAHI THI ...RUKKE MAAR MAAR.. ... AAPNI JANA MEIN TE WA BICHARI POORI KHYAS KAR RAHI THI JANU CHORE NE SAARI GHOT KE PYA DUN ...

PAR DIKKAT MADI SI YAA THI EK WA THI ISIE KAM PADHI LIKHI ER WO CHORA JO WA PADHAVE BEECH BEECH MEIN NU KAHE .... NA MUMMY NU NAHI MERI MADAM TE NU PADHAVE THI ....PAR BHAI KYAN NE SUNE TE WA BHI ANDY THI ... LAGI RHAI .... ONE TEACHING FROM HER AS FOLLOWS :

WO CHOREE KI KITAB MEIN GOLA (CIRCLE) CHAP KE USKE AAGE "SUN" LIKH RAKHYA THA .....TE KE PADHYA USNE .....ANKIT PADH LE ....YAAD KAR ... EEESSSS YOUUUUUUU EEEENNNNN (SUN) SUN MANE ......GOOOLDAAAYRAAA... (SUN MEANS CIRCLE (ASSUMED BY HER LOOKING AT THE ROUND SHAPE)) :D :D

TE YA ANGREJI TE TRANSLATE KARNI BAHUT WAARI AAVE HAI DESHWAL JI ....
 
shivamchaudhary said:
sahi hai. kare karaye pe pani pher diya
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hahahah sahi kahiiiii....:D :D :D nuey ek boilayyaa

open the windows and let the weather come in......:p ,,,,,
bhai shivam ya photu too ghanni gajab laa di..... ismmey agar ghanni dhaayyan tey dekhoo tu nu laagey sey ,, jannu thodi baar pachhey haansega....:p
 
downtoearth said:
.. ismmey agar ghanni dhaayyan tey dekhoo tu nu laagey sey ,, jannu thodi baar pachhey haansega....:p
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hahaha daiki shiv kumar aare sabne ya photu dekh ke hi to maaran laag rehya se mera to jib ji sa na lagta mein shiv kumar bhai ne yaad kar liya karun arr raazi ho lyun sun......:D:p

hahahah:D:D:D:D
 
downtoearth said:
hahahah sahi kahiiiii....:D :D :D nuey ek boilayyaa

open the windows and let the weather come in......:p ,,,,,
bhai shivam ya photu too ghanni gajab laa di..... ismmey agar ghanni dhaayyan tey dekhoo tu nu laagey sey ,, jannu thodi baar pachhey haansega....:p
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hA HA BHAI RUPI ..HANSA HANSA MAAR DIYE BHAI TENE BHI AAJ TE ..... DEKHIYE YOOOO HANSHA SHIVAM BHI .... .....
 
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2 Hindi wale dost angrezi seekh rahe the. Dono ney faisla karya ke aapas mein chitthi-patri angrezi mein likhya karenghe.

Ek ney chithi likhi. Pahla sentence nyuun tha : My dear mitr, I am in the well – I hope you are also in the well. !!


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N.B.
Rupendera Sheoran’s thread english to haryanvi of 2 December 2005 and Pradeep Malik’s thread jat ki english dated 3rd October 2004 are also relevant to this topic.



OUT OF STOCK
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Fauji ney sarkari makaan mil-gya. Wo apni gharwali aur chhohre ney saath le aaya. Angrezi ka chaska to apnni fauj mey ho-ey sey. Ek din wo ghar pey chai (tea) pee rahya tha, usmey meetha kam laagya ar gharwali tein kahya ke thoddi sugar aur daal de.

Gharwali boli “ Aji, soogar tey out of stock sey”

Chhohra nyuun sunn key bolya : “Pitaji, out of stock ka key matlab ho-sey”. Usney bataya - jab koi cheez nah hoti, tey usnei “out of stock’ kahya karein.

Kuchh din baad uss fauji ka chhota bhai millan aa-gya. Uss time fauji ghar pey nah tha. Chhohra bolya : Chacha, pitaji out of stock sein. !!!
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keshavdahiya said:
hahaha daiki shiv kumar aare sabne ya photu dekh ke hi to maaran laag rehya se mera to jib ji sa na lagta mein shiv kumar bhai ne yaad kar liya karun arr raazi ho lyun sun......:D:p

hahahah:D:D:D:D
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shiv bhai ki manne bhi bahut yaad aawe sei, ishne itna te bhala ker diya ki kapde paher liye. per thepadi paathani na choddi:D
 
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dndeswal said:
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English Ka Desi Student

Decades ago, all schools in Jatland areas were Govt.-run schools where Hindi used to be the medium of instruction. English, as a subject, was taught from 6th standard onwards. In those days, students were required to translate from English to Hindi and those who were skilled in translating, were considered to be brilliant.

After introduction of English language from the primary school level and opening of so-many “English-medium” schools, the situation has changed and students are now required to translate from Hindi to English.

A school teacher asked his students to translate the following sentence into English:

“Karey-Karaye pe paani pher diya”

A “bright” student translated it as under:

“After urinating, he pulled the chain and flushed it down.” !!!:) :)

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Katti e lath gaad diya janab
 
English ka Desi student

Ek be eh Taai apni beti te milan Rohtak ke Chhoriyan ke hostel me aayi....usne apni beti ki dhabban pehlan milgi...usne poocha Tai aaj kyukar aayi....kyunki wo visitor's day na tha....Tai ne angreji me jawab diya...hey beti main te BY CHANCHAK (by chance) aagi thi:)
 
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Ek be eh Taai apni beti te milan Rohtak ke Chhoriyan ke hostel me aayi....usne apni beti ki dhabban pehlan mil...usne poocha Tai aaj kyukar aayi....kyunki wo visitor's day na tha....Tai ne angreji me jawab diya...hey beti main te BY CHANCHAK (by chance) aagi thi:)
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hahaha...gud one.. choka..nu na kahi... ak.. just like nuee aa giiiiii:D
 
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downtoearth said:
hahahahah

master to ralddu >>> hereditary ka kya matlab hai ?
Ralddu >>> DADA -LAHHI :p
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maje kar diye dada ne te bhai kamal...........haha:D......

ar ek be ek master class main bolyaaa hey `BOTH F U THREE`.....:p:D
 
downtoearth said:
hahahahah

master to ralddu >>> hereditary ka kya matlab hai ?
Ralddu >>> DADA -LAHHI :p
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hahahaha..

ik master ka angrezii.. me haat tang thaa!
ralddu class me ghana ee shor machave thaa...
master: raldu... please keep quite
raldu kon manya....
master: (chom me aa ke)...RALDDU KEEP QUITE..
ralddu ke maane thaa.. pher batlavan laag gaya..
master: (jama laal hoke) RALDDU KEEP QUITE...OTHERWISE...
ralddu: otherwise....
master: OTHERWISE....taane dhaa ke khidkii..me tee bahar baaga..dungaaa
 
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