devendramalik
New member
January to December,
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u.... R.... always.... a HEADACHE to me !!!!
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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u an eye specialist !!
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If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans :the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why *are you made to sit on the horse You are *given *your last chance to run away.
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
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I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - I am chain smokers
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best!!
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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs. 50/-Buy a pillow
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF
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I had VODKA with WATER: I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER: I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER: I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot
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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
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SMILE is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO.... Brush urTeeth today onwards
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A cigarette shortens your life by2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : From when to when did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
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Teacher : 4 beautiful ladies r walking on road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
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Teacher 2 student : U r a failure!! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler*had*commited suicide
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u.... R.... always.... a HEADACHE to me !!!!
***
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u an eye specialist !!
***
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans :the days after marriage
***
During Marriage ceremony why *are you made to sit on the horse You are *given *your last chance to run away.
***
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
***
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
***
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - I am chain smokers
***
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best!!
***
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs. 50/-Buy a pillow
***
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF
***
I had VODKA with WATER: I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER: I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER: I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
***
when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot
***
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
***
SMILE is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO.... Brush urTeeth today onwards
***
A cigarette shortens your life by2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : From when to when did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
***
Teacher : 4 beautiful ladies r walking on road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
***
Teacher 2 student : U r a failure!! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler*had*commited suicide