Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS.

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Exams:-
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS.
Too Many Questions.
Difficult to Understand.
More Explanation is Needed.
Result is always FAIL!!!
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Liar:-
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will have dare to touch your mom.
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Delivered:-
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report
came to his phone and he started dancing. The report
said, "DELIVERED".
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Three Feelings:-
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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The Equation:-
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7^5 problems.
So beware of glance!
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